Baker Boy 1,474 Posted February 16, 2017 Dear Penthouse . Insert OP . Billy Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NewbieJr 540 Posted February 16, 2017 Dear Penthouse . Insert OP . Billy awww. Don't feel bad gramps. I'm sure there was a time your pecker worked and there weren't cobwebs in the old lady's cooter. Circle of life buddy. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
frank 2,143 Posted February 16, 2017 I keep reading the thread title as nzoner. It's disturbing. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
posty 2,295 Posted February 16, 2017 Boy Newbie does have self-esteem issues doesn't he... Even just saying one word "Shooken?", he attacks like crazy... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NewbieJr 540 Posted February 16, 2017 Boy Newbie does have self-esteem issues doesn't he... Even just saying one word "Shooken?", he attacks like crazy... You're supposed to be a man. You just read text messages from a woman saying things like 'stick it in me' and 'maybe you can lick me', and it's the word shooken that gets a reaction? I wasn't attacking as much as I was sad for your lack of testosterone. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
posty 2,295 Posted February 16, 2017 You're supposed to be a man. You just read text messages from a woman saying things like 'stick it in me' and 'maybe you can lick me', and it's the word shooken that gets a reaction? I wasn't attacking as much as I was sad for your lack of testosterone. I hear that other talk all the time... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
porkbutt 860 Posted February 16, 2017 doooooooooooooooood that's focking sweet man!!!!!!!!!!! wanna go catch a butt after 6th period in the courtyard doooooooooood :highfive: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NewbieJr 540 Posted February 16, 2017 doooooooooooooooood that's focking sweet man!!!!!!!!!!! wanna go catch a butt after 6th period in the courtyard doooooooooood :highfive: Thanks brother. I saw you replied and thought for sure it was going to be douchy. lol I guess there's a language we all speak. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
porkbutt 860 Posted February 16, 2017 Thanks brother. I saw you replied and thought for sure it was going to be douchy. lol I guess there's a language we all speak. dooooooooood tell me all about it at ed's party on friday. his parents are gone all weekend. kegger!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NewbieJr 540 Posted February 16, 2017 dooooooooood tell me all about it at ed's party on friday. his parents are gone all weekend. kegger!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'm just shocked no one has busted my chops about the fact that my GF calls me honey boo. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
vuduchile 1,940 Posted February 16, 2017 I'm just shocked no one has busted my chops about the fact that my GF calls me honey boo. We all expected that, or much worse. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kutulu 1,541 Posted February 16, 2017 We all expected that, or much worse. more of a schmoopy, imo Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
drobeski 3,061 Posted February 16, 2017 We all expected that, or much worse.honey poo poo Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hardcore troubadour 12,552 Posted February 16, 2017 Still pathetic. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NewbieJr 540 Posted February 16, 2017 Lol. Poor poor Hardcore. He could never even imagine getting texts like that. This thread infuriates him and he can't stay out of it. Dance monkey. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hardcore troubadour 12,552 Posted February 16, 2017 Lol. Poor poor Hardcore. He could never even imagine getting texts like that. This thread infuriates him and he can't stay out of it. Dance monkey. Yeah. It was tough being a NYC cop and Marine. Women hate that. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NewbieJr 540 Posted February 16, 2017 Yeah. It was tough being a NYC cop and Marine. Women hate that. most cops I know are fat. And with your personality, i highly doubt you were pulling any nice tail. Ugly and an ass hole? Not a winning combo buddy. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kanil 519 Posted February 16, 2017 I'm just shocked no one has busted my chops about the fact that my GF calls me honey boo. If not that exact name, I was pretty sure he called you something very similar. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hardcore troubadour 12,552 Posted February 17, 2017 most cops I know are fat. And with your personality, i highly doubt you were pulling any nice tail. Ugly and an ass hole? Not a winning combo buddy. Nope. But it would be better than your combo of insecure and stupid. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mmmmm...beer 691 Posted February 17, 2017 most cops I know are fat. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BunnysBastatrds 1,902 Posted February 17, 2017 There ya go. I knew you be civil and have a little fun. And it's not something I can do regularly. The stars aligned. I can't remember the last nooner I had. Good for you. "Star rockets in flight.....afternoon delight" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kilroy69 990 Posted February 17, 2017 For as much as she's a 'butt nut', she's actually shy about pics. I've tried to get sex pics multiple times. No go. I would trade the dirty pics for a girl that's OK with anal. My freak is OK with pics ...Of course. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kilroy69 990 Posted February 17, 2017 I was telling a buddy the other day that if I was single at 43 right now if I had to do any more than text a girl for sex I probably might not get laid again. I'm 40. I have 2 in a rotation. The thin freak and a thicker girl around 180 and looking for a 3rd. I have 3 days off a week from my boy and 3 days to bang. Before settling down with the boys mom I had a 3 girl rotation and it worked fine. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NewbieJr 540 Posted February 17, 2017 I'm 40. I have 2 in a rotation. The thin freak and a thicker girl around 180 and looking for a 3rd. I have 3 days off a week from my boy and 3 days to bang. Before settling down with the boys mom I had a 3 girl rotation and it worked fine.Single women in their 40's are extremely sexual. I had been with my ex wife for 17 years. I was totally shocked when I became single and started dating these MILFS. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kilroy69 990 Posted February 17, 2017 Single women in their 40's are extremely sexual. I had been with my ex wife for 17 years. I was totally shocked when I became single and started dating these MILFS.I have not hit the 40s. I have a 25 And a 27 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
KSB2424 3,082 Posted February 17, 2017 Meth is a helluv a drug. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NewbieJr 540 Posted February 17, 2017 I have not hit the 40s. I have a 25 And a 27just wait. They get crazy. Lol Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kilroy69 990 Posted February 17, 2017 just wait. They get crazy. Lol challenge... Accepted 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BunnysBastatrds 1,902 Posted February 17, 2017 Single women in their 40's are extremely sexual. I had been with my ex wife for 17 years. I was totally shocked when I became single and started dating these MILFS. Single women milfs in their forties are insanely horny. I got hit on constantly by milf moms when I was coaching softball. The wifey started getting jealous early on. To the point where I had to stop slapping their milf asses for helping me after practicing and good wins. It's apparent that I'm going to be single soon. Looking forward to having the fun I had in my twenties with those same women hitting their forties now. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NewbieJr 540 Posted February 17, 2017 Single women milfs in their forties are insanely horny. I got hit on constantly by milf moms when I was coaching softball. The wifey started getting jealous early on. To the point where I had to stop slapping their milf asses for helping me after practicing and good wins. It's apparent that I'm going to be single soon. Looking forward to having the fun I had in my twenties with those same women hitting their forties now. well I certainly don't wish your marriage to end. I hope you can work it out. But you are in for a treat, sexually, if you go back on the market. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BunnysBastatrds 1,902 Posted February 17, 2017 well I certainly don't wish your marriage to end. I hope you can work it out. But you are in for a treat, sexually, if you go back on the market. I hate to say this, but, I think the Wifey is staying with me because she knows I'm going to be a great player on the open market. And she's not. I can't go anywhere anymore with her not getting jealous of the women just saying hello when we are out. Crazy. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
