cmh6476 751 Posted March 13, 2018 What would you say to a small group of national honor society inductees, parents and teachers for about 10 minutes? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cmh6476 751 Posted March 13, 2018 Subject?scholarship, service, leadership and character is how they are evaluated Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
frank 2,144 Posted March 13, 2018 Just because you are a character doesn't mean that you have character. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Strike 3,968 Posted March 13, 2018 Four score and seven years ago..... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NorthernVike 2,080 Posted March 13, 2018 I have a dream.... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mike Honcho 4,027 Posted March 13, 2018 Here you go, very inspirational. Â Â Fellow Party Members: Â The twenty-fourth of February is always, and rightly so, a day of vivid memories for us. On this date and from this very hall began the Movement's amazing march to victory, which bore it to the helm of the Reich, to leadership of the nation and its destiny. This day is a great day for me too. Â Surely, it is seldom that a political leader can stand before the same band of followers that hailed his first great public appearance twenty-one years before, and repeat the same program. Seldom can a man proclaim the same doctrines and put them into practice for twenty-one years without at any time having had to relinquish a single part of his original program. In 1920, when we met for the first time in this hall, many of you must have asked yourselves: 'Dear me, a new party, another new party! Why do we want a new party? Don't we have parties enough? . . .' Â Thus began a heroic struggle, opposed at its inception by nearly all. Nevertheless, the essential objects of the Movement embraced the decisive element. Its clear and unambiguous aim did not allow the Movement to become the tool of definite and limited individual interests, but raised it above all special obligations to the particular obligation of serving the German nation in its entirety, of safeguarding its interests regardless of momentary dissensions or confused thoughts. Thus, today, after twenty-one years, I again stand before you.... Â It was in this very town that I began my struggle, my political struggle against Versailles. You know this, you old members of my party. How often did I speak against Versailles! I probably studied this treaty more than any other man. To this day, I have not forgotten it. The treaty could not be abolished by humility, by submission. It could only be abolished by reliance upon ourselves, by the strength of the German nation. Â (with emphasis) The days of bitter struggle necessarily led to a selection of leaders. When today I appear before the nation and look at the ranks that surround me, I look at a band of men, real men who stand for something. On the other hand when I regard the cabinets of my opponents, I can only say: 'Quite incapable of being put in charge even of one of my smallest groups.' Hard times resulted in a selection of first class men who naturally caused us a little anxiety now and then. Everybody who is worth his salt is sometimes difficult to handle. In normal times it is not always easy to get divergent elements to work together instead of against one another. But as soon as danger threatens, they form the most resolute body of men. Just as selection is a natural consequence of war and brings real leaders to the fore among soldiers, so in the world of politics selection is the outcome of struggle. It was a result of this slow development, this eternal struggle against opposition, that we gradually acquired leaders with whose aid we can today achieve anything. Â Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cmh6476 751 Posted March 13, 2018 Look I'm trying to inspire a few high school lads, not change the world with an infamous speech fools Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mike Honcho 4,027 Posted March 13, 2018 Look I'm trying to inspire a few high school lads, not change the world with an infamous speech fools And you came here, so..... 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
posty 2,296 Posted March 13, 2018 Look I'm trying to inspire a few high school lads, not change the world with an infamous speech fools Just tell them to work hard, study hard and be good Republicans... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Patriotsfatboy1 1,432 Posted March 13, 2018 Wear sunscreen. Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â ... and get laid 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mike Honcho 4,027 Posted March 13, 2018 Tell them something like this... Â Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mike Honcho 4,027 Posted March 13, 2018 Okay, try this: Â Â When a problem comes along You must whip it Before the cream sits out too long You must whip it When something's going wrong You must whip it Now whip it Into shape Shape it up Get straight Go forward Move ahead Try to detect it It's not too late To whip it Whip it good When a good time turns around You must whip it You will never live it down Unless you whip it No one gets away Until they whip it I say whip it Whip it good Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
posty 2,296 Posted March 13, 2018 https://johnfalino.com/2015/05/28/national-honor-society-induction-opening-remarks/ Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dain11279 927 Posted March 13, 2018 Ask for all can sizes before proceeding.. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mike Honcho 4,027 Posted March 13, 2018 This should inspire. Â Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
12th Man 884 Posted March 13, 2018 Explain the concept of grade inflation. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
vuduchile 1,941 Posted March 13, 2018 With only 10 minutes, Id focus on only one of the qualities theyre being evaluated on. Â You can mention the others up front, but zero in on the one quality from there. Â Then tell a cool or funny story about a former NHS person that relates to that quality. Â https://nhs.us/utility/about-us/famous-nhs-members?SSO=true Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Frozenbeernuts 1,652 Posted March 13, 2018 Talk about cack and can size Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gladiators 1,904 Posted March 13, 2018 I personally believe, that some people... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
frank 2,144 Posted March 13, 2018 Lord loves a workin' man. Don't trust whitey. See a doctor and get rid of it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cloaca du jour 2,064 Posted March 13, 2018 Just act it out using interpretive dance Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cloaca du jour 2,064 Posted March 13, 2018 There once was a man from nantucket... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cyclone24 1,814 Posted March 13, 2018 Just talk about how much ass they will pull their first year in college...even for book nerds like you. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The PosterFormerlyKnownAs 61 Posted March 13, 2018 Congratulations! Today is your day. You're off to Great Places! You're off and away! Â You have brains in your head. You have feet in your shoes. You can steer yourself any direction you choose. You're on your own. And you know what you know. And YOU are the guy who'll decide where to go. Â You'll look up and down streets. Look 'em over with care. About some you will say, "I don't choose to go there." With your head full of brains and your shoes full of feet, you're too smart to go down any not-so-good street. Â And you may not find any you'll want to go down. In that case, of course, you'll head straight out of town. Â It's opener there in the wide open air. Â Out there things can happen and frequently do to people as brainy and footsy as you. Â And then things start to happen, don't worry. Don't stew. Just go right along. You'll start happening too. Â OH! THE PLACES YOU'LL GO! Â You'll be on y our way up! You'll be seeing great sights! You'll join the high fliers who soar to high heights. Â You won't lag behind, because you'll have the speed. You'll pass the whole gang and you'll soon take the lead. Wherever you fly, you'll be best of the best. Wherever you go, you will top all the rest. Â Except when you don't. Because, sometimes, you won't. Â I'm sorry to say so but, sadly, it's true that Bang-ups and Hang-ups can happen to you. Â You can get all hung up in a prickle-ly perch. And your gang will fly on. You'll be left in a Lurch. Â You'll come down from the Lurch with an unpleasant bump. And the chances are, then, that you'll be in a Slump. Â And when you're in a Slump, you're not in for much fun. Un-slumping yourself is not easily done. Â You will come to a place where the streets are not marked. Some windows are lighted. But mostly they're darked. A place you could sprain both your elbow and chin! Do you dare to stay out? Do you dare to go in? How much can you lose? How much can you win? Â And IF you go in, should you turn left or right... or right-and-three-quarters? Or, maybe, not quite? Or go around back and sneak in from behind? Simple it's not, I'm afraid you will find, for a mind-maker-upper to make up his mind. Â You can get so confused that you'll start in to race down long wiggled roads at a break-necking pace and grind on for miles cross weirdish wild space, headed, I fear, toward a most useless place. The Waiting Place... Â ...for people just waiting. Waiting for a train to go or a bus to come, or a plane to go or the mail to come, or the rain to go or the phone to ring, or the snow to snow or the waiting around for a Yes or No or waiting for their hair to grow. Everyone is just waiting. Â Waiting for the fish to bite or waiting for the wind to fly a kite or waiting around for Friday night or waiting, perhaps, for their Uncle Jake or a pot to boil, or a Better Break or a string of pearls, or a pair of pants or a wig with curls, or Another Chance. Everyone is just waiting. Â NO! That's not for you! Â Somehow you'll escape all that waiting and staying You'll find the bright places where Boom Bands are playing. Â With banner flip-flapping, once more you'll ride high! Ready for anything under the sky. Ready because you're that kind of a guy! Â Oh, the places you'll go! There is fun to be done! There are points to be scored. There are games to be won. And the magical things you can do with that ball will make you the winning-est winner of all. Fame! You'll be as famous as famous can be, with the whole wide world watching you win on TV. Â Except when they don't Because, sometimes they won't. Â I'm afraid that some times you'll play lonely games too. Games you can't win 'cause you'll play against you. Â All Alone! Whether you like it or not, Alone will be something you'll be quite a lot. Â And when you're alone, there's a very good chance you'll meet things that scare you right out of your pants. There are some, down the road between hither and yon, that can scare you so much you won't want to go on. Â But on you will go though the weather be foul. On you will go though your enemies prowl. On you will go though the Hakken-Kraks howl. Onward up many a frightening creek, though your arms may get sore and your sneakers may leak. Â On and on you will hike, And I know you'll hike far and face up to your problems whatever they are. Â You'll get mixed up, of course, as you already know. You'll get mixed up with many strange birds as you go. So be sure when you step. Step with care and great tact and remember that Life's a Great Balancing Act. Just never foget to be dexterous and deft. And never mix up your right foot with your left. Â And will you succeed? Yes! You will, indeed! (98 and 3/4 percent guaranteed.) Â KID, YOU'LL MOVE MOUNTAINS! Â So... be your name Buxbaum or Bixby or Bray or Mordecai Ali Van Allen O'Shea, You're off the Great Places! Today is your day! Your mountain is waiting. So...get on your way! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jerryskids 5,196 Posted March 13, 2018 Be Seated Now, I want you to remember that no bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor dumb bastard die for his country. Men, all this stuff you've heard about America not wanting to fight, wanting to stay out of the war, is a lot of horse dung. Americans, traditionally, love to fight. All real Americans love the sting of battle. When you were kids, you all admired the champion marble shooter, the fastest runner, the big league ball players, the toughest boxers. Americans love a winner and will not tolerate a loser. Americans play to win all the time. Now, I wouldn't give a hoot in hell for a man who lost and laughed. That's why Americans have never lost and will never lose a war. Because the very thought of losing is hateful to Americans. Now, an army is a team. It lives, eats, sleeps, fights as a team. This individuality stuff is a bunch of crap. The bilious bastards who wrote that stuff about individuality for the Saturday Evening Post don't know anything more about real battle than they do about fornicating. Now, we have the finest food and equipment, the best spirit, and the best men in the world. You know, by God, I actually pity those poor bastards we're going up against. By God, I do. We're not just going to shoot the bastards. We're going to cut out their living guts and use them to grease the treads of our tanks. We're going to murder those lousy Hun bastards by the bushel. Now, some of you boys, I know, are wondering whether or not you'll chicken-out under fire. Don't worry about it. I can assure you that you will all do your duty. The Nazis are the enemy. Wade into them. Spill their blood. Shoot them in the belly. When you put your hand into a bunch of goo that a moment before was your best friend's face, you'll know what to do. Now there's another thing I want you to remember. I don't want to get any messages saying that we are holding our position. We're not holding anything. Let the Hun do that. We are advancing constantly and we're not interested in holding onto anything -- except the enemy. We're going to hold onto him by the nose, and we're gonna kick him in the ass. We're gonna kick the hell out of him all the time, and we're gonna go through him like crap through a goose! Now, there's one thing that you men will be able to say when you get back home, and you may thank God for it. Thirty years from now when you're sitting around your fireside with your grandson on your knee, and he asks you, "What did you do in the great World War II?" -- you won't have to say, "Well, I shoveled in Louisiana." Alright now you sons-of-bitches, you know how I feel. Oh, I will be proud to lead you wonderful guys into battle anytime, anywhere. That's all. Â Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
frank 2,144 Posted March 13, 2018  "Go Forth And Die"  Trapped inside a box Four long years Hiding from the world Punished by your peers  Studied teachers words Stabbed a box of hearts Earned a piece of paper No go forth and start  Go forth Be conquered Go Forth and Die  Now you've graduated Mind is mutilated Thrust into the world Feeling segregated Move in with your parents Back into the dark Landed where you started Bachelor of Arts  The learning starts now... Open up your textbooks and turn to the Chapter concerning your DETH  Night sky Bleeds red Black birds Bring DETH  You'll be eaten by the blackness Of your rotting mind that's dying You're consumed with sharpened wings That penetrate your frightened lying  Go die Go die Go die go!  Now you're sad and frightened Want to go and hide Maybe get your masters Eight more years inside Dream of your own murder Strangled by the IVY Drown in student loans Better off just dying  Go Die Go Die  You'll be eaten by the blackness Of your rotting mind that's dying You're consumed with sharpened wings That penetrate your frightened lying  Go Forth Be conquered Go forth and die Go forth be conquered Go forth and die Go forth and die Go forth and die Go forth and die Go forth and die Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NorthernVike 2,080 Posted March 13, 2018 Okay, try this: Â Â When a problem comes along You must whip it Before the cream sits out too long You must whip it When something's going wrong You must whip it Now whip it Into shape Shape it up Get straight Go forward Move ahead Try to detect it It's not too late To whip it Whip it good When a good time turns around You must whip it You will never live it down Unless you whip it No one gets away Until they whip it I say whip it Whip it good Focking kids today wouldn't even get it. Parents on the other hand would be laughing their asses off. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
frank 2,144 Posted March 13, 2018 You can't always get what you want. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NorthernVike 2,080 Posted March 13, 2018 10 minutes of quotes from various songs would make for an awesome speech. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cruzer 1,992 Posted March 13, 2018 Whatever direction you chose to go, wrap it up by saying, Â "And in conclusion, any of you ladies who are into anal - please stick around for a private conference - thank you." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
frank 2,144 Posted March 13, 2018 10 minutes of quotes from various songs would make for an awesome speech. Life ain't nothin' but bitches and money. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
frank 2,144 Posted March 13, 2018 NSFW but you really should use this. Or Whip It. Â Â Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Old School 360 Posted March 13, 2018 When you boil it down- success comes down to Two things. Â Â Â Cocaine & Asian Hookers Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Alias Detective 1,179 Posted March 13, 2018 What would you say to a small group of national honor society inductees, parents and teachers for about 10 minutes? Im assuming they are all white? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cmh6476 751 Posted March 13, 2018 Im assuming they are all white?probably but not a definite Share this post Link to post Share on other sites