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Good God,

 

Pretty much all I know is that Pippa has a great ass and Megan is smoking hottie. And that's really all I need to know.

 

But even when I was a kid I never understood how somebody could claim to be a democracy and still have a functioning aristocracy.

 

They leave the EU, but can't manage to get rid of this shift show nonsense?

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My mother is having a wedding tea party. Everyone (all women of coruse) dresses up, gloves, hats, everything, and pretends to be royalty.

 

Focking absurd. Dad will spend all day in the casino to get away Im sure.

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I did watch the older brother get married, partly because I watched Princess Diana's funeral and from that became taken in by events like that there. Caught some of Thatcher's funeral.

 

No real interest on this one though beyond the dress she goes with.

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Overall rat's ass, but props to the one that learned to fly helicopters and went off on a tour of duty in Afghanistan.

 

Won't find American elites doing that.

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Overall rat's ass, but props to the one that learned to fly helicopters and went off on a tour of duty in Afghanistan.

 

Won't find American elites doing that.

You gotta figure the missions he was sent on were carefully screened. No way theyre gonna let a prince of the royal house get splattered by some sand n!gger with an American stinger missile.

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I never understood why anyone cares about them. Especially Americans. Although scrolling through the headlines, it does appear that Markles family is turning this into a circus. That's what I am rooting for. I hope one of her drunk uncles takes a swing at the Queen

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My wife is a great judge of character. :)

 

She thinks Megan is a and Milano trash. We will see but so far she has her pegged.

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I never understood why anyone cares about them. Especially Americans. Although scrolling through the headlines, it does appear that Markles family is turning this into a circus. That's what I am rooting for. I hope one of her drunk uncles takes a swing at the Queen

That would be awsome.

 

 

 

Also, the queens a biotch. Wood not.

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My wife is a great judge of character. :)

 

She thinks Megan is a ###### and Milano trash. We will see but so far she has her pegged.

I pegged your wife. She knows stuff.

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If I lived in the UK I still wouldnt give a sh1t about the royal family. Cuz Im fairly certain they dont give a sh1t about me

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The number of royal estates is amazing.

 

I think they keep and maintain a private golf course for the royal family at one of these estates.

 

All lavish and posh for sure.

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If I lived in the UK I still wouldnt give a sh1t about the royal family. Cuz Im fairly certain they dont give a sh1t about me

Every British person I know ranges somewhere between complete indifference to the royal family to wanting to nationalize all their property and putting their heads on spikes. I know zero that like them.

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The Royals are worth Billions annually in tourism, merchandise, newspaper and media advertising, etc. Why would England want to get rid them?

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The Royals are worth Billions annually in tourism, merchandise, newspaper and media advertising, etc. Why would England want to get rid them?

People would still go see the palaces even if there wasnt some octogenarian ###### living there.

 

Its an insult I would think. They acquired that land and all that money by the sword. It was pretty much stolen. If I were British, I would loathe the queen.

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People would still go see the palaces even if there wasnt some octogenarian ###### living there.

 

Maybe, but why would one risk it if you don't have to. Why would I loathe the queen? She holds no power and has been a stable influence for longer than 90% of British have been alive. There are other Royals I might loathe.

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I had CBSSN on I think and they were doing an hour long daily special report to get their viewers up to date on this wedding They were reading tweets and answering questions. Are you focking kidding me?? For a minute I was actually embarrassed to be an American, surrounded by such idiots, so I turned off the tube and found a Trump rally online and all was well with the world again.

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It's a brand for marketing and tourism, something uniquely UK. So basically a money grab, and something they can be proud of nationally. I did see a show once where they said most Brits just want the lesser royals to get a job. I couldn't name any of them (except the queen) or pick any of them out of a lineup.

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I had CBSSN on I think and they were doing an hour long daily special report to get their viewers up to date on this wedding They were reading tweets and answering questions. Are you focking kidding me?? For a minute I was actually embarrassed to be an American, surrounded by such idiots, so I turned off the tube and found a Trump rally online and all was well with the world again.

Trump rallys, my personal morning porn hub.

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People would still go see the palaces even if there wasnt some octogenarian ###### living there.

 

Its an insult I would think. They acquired that land and all that money by the sword. It was pretty much stolen. If I were British, I would loathe the queen.

Wasnt all land pretty much stolen at one point?

 

I just dislike when any idiot worships a celebrity just because they are entertaining, or they are literally a celebrity for no reason. That celeb doesnt give half a shlt about you.

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Wasnt all land pretty much stolen at one point?

 

I just dislike when any idiot worships a celebrity just because they are entertaining, or they are literally a celebrity for no reason. That celeb doesnt give half a shlt about you.

A Royal is worse than a celebrity. Anyone can, with luck and work, become a celebrity.

 

A royal is someone who claims to be better than you by blood. By birth. And people kneel and call her majesty. Sing songs to her.

 

Its disgusting in a supposedly free society.

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You gotta figure the missions he was sent on were carefully screened. No way theyre gonna let a prince of the royal house get splattered by some sand n!gger with an American stinger missile.

 

I often argue in threads about racism that it's not a huge issue any more. Then I see a post like this, where a poster just willy nilly throws in the N word for no good reason whatsoever. And I have to wonder. I could never use this word in any setting, in any context. It just makes me cringe. I truly hope you aren't a racist as this post suggests you are.

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I often argue in threads about racism that it's not a huge issue any more. Then I see a post like this, where a poster just willy nilly throws in the N word for no good reason whatsoever. And I have to wonder. I could never use this word in any setting, in any context. It just makes me cringe. I truly hope you aren't a racist as this post suggests you are.

Would you prefer Dune Coon?

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I often argue in threads about racism that it's not a huge issue any more. Then I see a post like this, where a poster just willy nilly throws in the N word for no good reason whatsoever. And I have to wonder. I could never use this word in any setting, in any context. It just makes me cringe. I truly hope you aren't a racist as this post suggests you are.

Don't be such a .

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A Royal is worse than a celebrity. Anyone can, with luck and work, become a celebrity.

 

A royal is someone who claims to be better than you by blood. By birth. And people kneel and call her majesty. Sing songs to her.

 

Its disgusting in a supposedly free society.

I agree its pompous and bull shlt.

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They are mostly jerks, but somebody has to stop the white walkers. :dunno:

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Calling all devoted fans of the royal family! You now have the opportunity to watch Prince Harry and Meghan Markle say "I do" on the big screen while surrounded by dozens of other royals devotees — yes, really! Fathom Events and BritBox (the subscription service from BBC Studios and ITV) have teamed up to offer a commercial-free viewing of the royal wedding in select movie theaters around the US. That means you can admire Meghan's wedding gown in all its glory on a larger-than-life screen. Heck yes!

 

On May 19, nearly 200 cinemas across the nation will stream Meghan and Harry's highly anticipated nuptials, starting at 10:30 a.m. and lasting for three and a half uninterrupted hours. We suggest loading up a backpack with some coffee and snacks for the early-morning occasion.

https://www.popsugar.com/celebrity/How-Watch-Royal-Wedding-Theaters-2018-44815839

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Aren't they all krauts anyway? :dunno:

Yes they are. That's what makes this all the more ridiculous.

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Yes they are. That's what makes this all the more ridiculous.

It explains the ugliness of all of the blood related royalty. They always needed to marry good looking women to even out the kids.

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Aren't they all krauts anyway? :dunno:

Yes. They are from hannover. They changed their name during WWI, because they found it embarrassing that the monarch was close kin to the German kaiser. At that time, all the monarchs of Europe were closely related. I want to say Kaiser Wilhelm was Queen Victorias nephew or something.

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Don't follow this or really care but how does some American chick meet date marry a Prince ?

 

I didn't know she was American until yesterday

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Don't follow this or really care but how does some American chick meet date marry a Prince ?

 

I didn't know she was American until yesterday

She know how to work that poosay apparently.

 

If you gonna dig gold, may as well dig big.

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Man I could care less, My wide just asked if we could watch it on TV. Said she was inviting her sis and her husband, I hope they come so I can watch baseball or something in the office.

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Man I could care less, My wide just asked if we could watch it on TV. Said she was inviting her sis and her husband, I hope they come so I can watch baseball or something in the office.

Your wide? My old lady would de-nut me for that one.

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