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#1 Filthy Fernadez

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Posted 15 August 2018 - 01:47 AM

"Yer mom" isn't interested in you so move onto some other chick.

 

For me it'd be Raquel Welch followed by Jaclyn Smith.


BBC for the most part is pretty damn good.


#2 Hardcore troubadour

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Posted 15 August 2018 - 02:19 AM

So many. Farrah, Raquel, Adrienne Barbeau, Joey Heatherton, Elizabeth Taylor, Rita Hayworth, Maureen O'hara, Sophia Lauren, Barbi Benton,. But if its one, its Ann Margret, with a bullet.

#3 titans&bucs&bearsohmy!

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Posted 15 August 2018 - 02:58 AM

Im gonna have to go royal. More for the ambiance and whatnot.

Maybe cleopatra? Helen of Troy (to the extent she actually existed) must have been hot to start a war and all.

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Posted 15 August 2018 - 03:16 AM

Im gonna have to go royal. More for the ambiance and whatnot.

Maybe cleopatra? Helen of Troy (to the extent she actually existed) must have been hot to start a war and all.


They were probably hairy and smelly.

#5 titans&bucs&bearsohmy!

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Posted 15 August 2018 - 03:33 AM

They were probably hairy and smelly.


I think it was the fashion in the Egyptian Roman era to have everything plucked for high ladies. And they had all kinds of perfumes and sh!t.

Of course, those chicks back then had slaves expressly for focking, so theyd probably be unimpressed by my efforts.

#6 Hardcore troubadour

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Posted 15 August 2018 - 04:07 AM

I think it was the fashion in the Egyptian Roman era to have everything plucked for high ladies. And they had all kinds of perfumes and sh!t.

Of course, those chicks back then had slaves expressly for focking, so theyd probably be unimpressed by my efforts.


No feminine hygiene products. Perfume can't cover up a stink snatch. You know this. And when did toilet paper come on the scene?

#7 BunnysBastatrds

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Posted 15 August 2018 - 05:04 AM

No feminine hygiene products. Perfume can't cover up a stink snatch. You know this. And when did toilet paper come on the scene?


When Howard Johnson invented indoor plumbing.

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#8 Gladiators

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Posted 15 August 2018 - 05:09 AM

No feminine hygiene products. Perfume can't cover up a stink snatch. You know this. And when did toilet paper come on the scene?


Stop ruining my fantasy.

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Posted 15 August 2018 - 05:15 AM

"Yer mom" isn't interested in you so move onto some other chick.
 
For me it'd be Raquel Welch followed by Jaclyn Smith.


Jacvlyn Smith was my favorite also. Nice one.

Andre The Giant. Gentility makes me feel so bad.

Barbara Eden. Nuff said.

Jane Mansfield. Such a ###### till she lost her head.

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#10 bandrus1

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Posted 15 August 2018 - 05:22 AM

"Yer mom" isn't interested in you so move onto some other chick.
 
For me it'd be Raquel Welch followed by Jaclyn Smith.


I'd bang Raquel now

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Posted 15 August 2018 - 05:27 AM

Good topic.

Bo Derek during the 10 era is one. Farrah Fawcett.

Liz Taylor maybe

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#12 fandandy

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Posted 15 August 2018 - 05:34 AM

I'd like to see how hot Bathsheba was.  Lots of fine women in old black and white movies too but I can't think of any names.  



#13 dain11279

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Posted 15 August 2018 - 05:36 AM

Medusa from Clash of the Titans. But I definitely do her from behind :o


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#14 Cloaca du jour

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Posted 15 August 2018 - 05:37 AM

I can bang hot box anytime. If i have a time machine im going to see dinosaurs..and how they built the fockin pyramids

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Posted 15 August 2018 - 05:44 AM

I can bang hot box anytime. If i have a time machine im going to see dinosaurs..and how they built the fockin pyramids


I doubt the T-Rex was able to help at all with those tiny arms.

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#16 Cloaca du jour

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Posted 15 August 2018 - 05:48 AM

I doubt the T-Rex was able to help at all with those tiny arms.


Hahahah. I see what you did there.

#17 Hardcore troubadour

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Posted 15 August 2018 - 05:49 AM

The Virgin Mary. / thread.

#18 titans&bucs&bearsohmy!

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Posted 15 August 2018 - 05:50 AM

I can bang hot box anytime. If i have a time machine im going to see dinosaurs..and how they built the fockin pyramids


Id go back and check out that whole Jesus thing. That story has always sounded fishy to me.

#19 Mike Honcho

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Posted 15 August 2018 - 06:02 AM

I'd go back in time and give Filthy's dad a condom so I wouldn't have seen this stupid thread.   ;)



#20 cyclone24

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Posted 15 August 2018 - 06:08 AM

Jenny McCarthy back in her prime........



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#21 titans&bucs&bearsohmy!

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Posted 15 August 2018 - 06:10 AM

I change my answer. Ill take eve.

Then Id be all your daddies.

#22 Mike Honcho

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Posted 15 August 2018 - 06:12 AM

I change my answer. Ill take eve.

Then Id be all your daddies.

 

 

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#23 Cloaca du jour

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Posted 15 August 2018 - 06:27 AM

Id go back and check out that whole Jesus thing. That story has always sounded fishy to me.


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#24 dain11279

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Posted 15 August 2018 - 06:30 AM

Jenny McCarthy back in her prime........



Actually....ill be right back...need to look up....uhh...a recipe...for...uhh...dinner.

 

Holy moses yes. I fapped to her numerous times in her Playboy days. She ended up turning into a kook (they all do) but she was one of my favorites in my high school days :thumbsup:


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#25 Gladiators

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Posted 15 August 2018 - 06:39 AM

 

Holy moses yes. I fapped to her numerous times in her Playboy days. She ended up turning into a kook (they all do) but she was one of my favorites in my high school days :thumbsup:

 

Pamela Anderson was one of my favorites.



#26 Sho Nuff

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Posted 15 August 2018 - 06:41 AM

Nicole Eggert and Kelly McGillis before they turned into what they are today.

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Posted 15 August 2018 - 06:41 AM

Ann Bancroft

(some actress from old movies)

 

 

 

Marilyn Monroe

 

 

 

Priscilla Barnes

(Teri Alden on Threes Company)



#28 bandrus1

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Posted 15 August 2018 - 06:43 AM

 
Holy moses yes. I fapped to her numerous times in her Playboy days. She ended up turning into a kook (they all do) but she was one of my favorites in my high school days :thumbsup:

I saw her in person.. honestly not impressive at all but that was in the last 5 years

#29 Kopy

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Posted 15 August 2018 - 06:51 AM

I'd bang Raquel now


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#30 Patriotsfatboy1

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Posted 15 August 2018 - 06:56 AM

The two Heathers - Thomas and Locklear (I have a thing for blonds)


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Posted 15 August 2018 - 07:03 AM

The two Heathers - Thomas and Locklear (I have a thing for blonds)

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#32 wiffleball

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Posted 15 August 2018 - 07:05 AM

The Olsen Twins.

Also very muchly Lacey Chabert.

But for reals? Audrey Hepburn. Frick she just does it for me.
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#33 nzoner

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Posted 15 August 2018 - 07:12 AM

Another for Raquel also Lynda Carter  :wub:

 


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#34 GuardBum

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Posted 15 August 2018 - 07:35 AM

Definitely Ann Margret.  Rachel Welch and Salma Hayek

Maybe Jane Fonda, Madonna, Carmen Electra, Martha Washington and Joan of Arc


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#35 Cloaca du jour

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Posted 15 August 2018 - 07:35 AM

Elizabeth shue from adventures in babysitting...

#36 Mike Honcho

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Posted 15 August 2018 - 07:37 AM

The Olsen Twins.

Also very muchly Lacey Chabert.

But for reals? Audrey Hepburn. Frick she just does it for me.

 

I like the younger Olsen, Elizabeth



#37 cyclone24

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Posted 15 August 2018 - 07:40 AM

 
Holy moses yes. I fapped to her numerous times in her Playboy days. She ended up turning into a kook (they all do) but she was one of my favorites in my high school days :thumbsup:


She was amazing back then. Her and Pam were definitely the IT girls.
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#38 Bert

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Posted 15 August 2018 - 07:46 AM

Jayne Mansfield!


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#39 crackattack

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Posted 15 August 2018 - 08:03 AM

Audrey Hepburn

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#40 dain11279

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Posted 15 August 2018 - 08:19 AM

 

I like the younger Olsen, Elizabeth

 

She looks great in the Avengers movies. And I'm pretty sure she's been nekkid in a couple films. Awesome rack.

 

You guys are on your game in this thread :thumbsup:

 

Jennifer Love Hewitt 15-20 years ago would be another great one to add to the list.


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