Guess what was accidentally delivered to my home?

[TommyGavin 788]

No, some Asian person.

Or addict1

 

[IGotWorms 3,298]

No, some Asian person.

But you said it was the size of a loaf of bread

[peenie 1,690]

It's really heavy and it doesn't look comfortable at all. It looks like its made of wax. It also has a small tube of lubricant.

[Patriotsfatboy1 1,432]

No, some Asian person.

Was it addressed to: Sum Yung Guy

[Strike 3,947]

No, some Asian person.

Fock. I shouldn't order stuff when I'm drunk. Always have it delivered to the wrong geek.

[Mookz 1,287]

Winner!!!

 

It was delivered by UPS. Will figure out how to return it.

 

I was wondering where that got to.

[fandandy 3,311]

If I send you a return label, can I have it?

[tanatastic 2,061]

It’s comfortable and feels good to put the winky in. Make much boom boom.

[peenie 1,690]

If I send you a return label, can I have it?

I'm telling you it doesn't look like it feels nice. It looks hard. Do you really want it? I wonder if they'll know it was delivered to me?

It's called a Pink Lady Mini Lotus Sleeve. It's not mini sized though.

[fandandy 3,311]

If it's an actual Fleshlight it should be soft. I don't want it if it's hard. Maybe stick your finger in it and tell me how it feels. I don't want no knock-off.

[wiffleball 4,631]

A swimming pool

Finally the funny!

[Hardcore troubadour 12,588]

No, some Asian person.

Asian? Can't he just use the thimble from monopoly?

[BunnysBastatrds 1,909]

Numb one fawkee

[wiffleball 4,631]

This dump needed a decent thread for a change. Nice job peenie.

[peenie 1,690]

It's in a hard plastic covering stapled closed.

 

(I swim very well BTW.)

[fandandy 3,311]

This dump needed a decent thread for a change. Nice job peenie.

she always brings it. She needs to post more.

[Strike 3,947]

It's in a hard plastic covering stapled closed.

 

(I swim very well BTW.)

 

So it's like a real woman?

[jerryskids 5,169]

 

So it's like a real woman?

[Reality 2,710]

If it's an actual Fleshlight it should be soft. I don't want it if it's hard. Maybe stick your finger in it and tell me how it feels. I don't want no knock-off.

 

I literally laughed out loud.

[Mungwater 588]

An Asain flashlight isn't the size of a loaf of bread, I'd guess AA battery

[Strike 3,947]

Peenie,

 

Have you ever thought of keeping it and using it as a vase or centerpiece of your dinner table? Would be a great conversation piece. Maybe decorate it by putting some cotton stalks inside. I hear they are all the rage for decorating nowadays.

[mobb_deep 917]

Maybe give it to a blind friend, and tell them it's a flashlight?

[NorthernVike 2,079]

Did you lick it? How'd it taste ?

[Strike 3,947]

Did you lick it? How'd it taste ?

 

What if it turned out it wasn't brand new and she did lick it and it tasted like used cack and sperm?

[Filthy Fernadez 2,696]

Pics........

[peenie 1,690]

I took pics and decided to try to see if there was a way for me to feel it without opening it. You guys! I was wrong! It's super soft! I couldn't touch it but I squeezed the plastic really hard and the fleshlight gives, it's completely soft. It's like....you know when you get a credit card, the gooey stuff that sticks the credit card to the paper? Imagine that but a slight bit firmer. Or those plastic toys that stick to the wall. It seems easy to break if you ask me. It doesn't come with a hard container to hold it when a man is doing his business. Strange...maybe it's a replacement?

[mobb_deep 917]

Put ur strap-on on, and do a demo.

[Gladiators 1,903]

Put ur strap-on on, and do a demo.

Winner

[Bier Meister 1,512]

has anyone said ed's di(k in a box?

[KSB2424 3,082]

I had to google WTF a fleshlight was....

 

Is this a thing? I've been married 11 years.

[fandandy 3,311]

Somewhere there's a disappointed extremely horny asian man pacing back and forth to his mailbox.

 

Damn them! They say come Monday!

[Gladiators 1,903]

Somewhere there's a disappointed extremely horny asian man pacing back and forth to his mailbox.

 

Damn them! They say come Monday!

Dude might be a little nervous about it being delivered to a neighbor too

[mmmmm...beer 691]

Pennie you should gk bring it to him. Have a friend record it. Here little asian man.. here is you puzzy light.

[titans&bucs&bearsohmy! 2,745]

Put ur strap-on on, and do a demo.

Automatic geek of the year if you post a video of this.

[cmh6476 748]

You're welcome

[Mike Honcho 4,009]

A job?