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#81 KSB2424

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Posted 11 September 2018 - 06:45 PM

Don't waste any of your phone's charge posting here. :banana:


My in laws are coming to stay from the coast. Unfortunately for you guys Im going to lock myself in the upstairs bathroom with a sixer posting here.

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#82 KSB2424

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Posted 11 September 2018 - 06:46 PM

Every time I stand to wipe, Ill be sure to give an update.

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#83 NorthernVike

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Posted 11 September 2018 - 06:47 PM

Every time I stand to wipe, Ill be sure to give an update.


Didnt happen without pics.

Being an ass hole is all part of my manly essence

 

 



You guys have no focking clue what happened so you really should just shut it..

 


#84 Hardcore troubadour

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Posted 11 September 2018 - 07:19 PM

Didnt happen without pics.


Just not funny. Keep trying though. Boring as Fock.

#85 KSB2424

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Posted 11 September 2018 - 07:22 PM

Just not funny. Keep trying though. Boring as Fock.

You got two minutes. Post something hysterical. Go.

Cause I cant remember you ever doing so.

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#86 Hardcore troubadour

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Posted 11 September 2018 - 07:23 PM

You got two minutes. Post something hysterical. Go.

Cause I cant remember you ever doing so.


Hysterical? That's not fair. And you know I'm not boring like that tool.

#87 KSB2424

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Posted 11 September 2018 - 07:24 PM

30 seconds left

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#88 Hardcore troubadour

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Posted 11 September 2018 - 07:24 PM

You got two minutes. Post something hysterical. Go.

Cause I cant remember you ever doing so.


It's not like you light up the scoreboard either.

#89 Hardcore troubadour

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Posted 11 September 2018 - 07:25 PM

30 seconds left


Your momma is so ugly she wears a sweater vest.

#90 KSB2424

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Posted 11 September 2018 - 07:26 PM

Your momma is so ugly she wears a sweater vest.


I laughed. Okay fine. Carry on.

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#91 frank

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Posted 11 September 2018 - 07:26 PM

Something hysterical.
















:banana:

Another Dumb fvcking post by frank. :wave:

 

 

 

 

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#92 iam90sbaby

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Posted 11 September 2018 - 10:10 PM

You guys are about to get thunderfocked. Good luck geeks.

#93 mobb_deep

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Posted 11 September 2018 - 10:14 PM

Im being told its going to be tremendously wet.

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#94 Voltaire

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Posted 11 September 2018 - 10:16 PM

 

In an effort at hilarity, here's Sal goofing on Baba Booey, which I don't know that we've posted at the Geek Club before.


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#95 titans&bucs&bearsohmy!

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Posted 12 September 2018 - 04:48 AM

We supposedly have a supertyphoon headed our way. Supposed to hit Hong Kong with 155 mph winds on Saturday. Says 43 million people will be affected.

That will be fun. Maybe no classes on monday.

#96 FortKnight

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Posted 12 September 2018 - 04:55 AM

Flo -ride- ah

#97 dain11279

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Posted 12 September 2018 - 05:22 AM

Im being told its going to be tremendously wet.

 

But enough about your mom :banana:


This thread is gayer than my dad.


#98 Alias Detective

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Posted 12 September 2018 - 05:57 AM

Every time I stand to wipe, Ill be sure to give an update.


With what power?

#99 Djgb13

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Posted 12 September 2018 - 07:33 AM

Looks like it shifted south so itll hit myrtle beach harder now

#100 wiffleball

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Posted 12 September 2018 - 07:34 AM

It's not so much Florence you got to watch out for.



It's the machine!
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#101 Bert

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Posted 12 September 2018 - 07:40 AM

Looks like it shifted south so itll hit myrtle beach harder now

Good thing you won't be there


You know we're sitting on four million pounds of fuel, one nuclear weapon and a thing that has 270,000 moving parts built by the lowest bidder. Makes you feel good, doesn't it?

#102 Djgb13

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Posted 12 September 2018 - 07:47 AM

Good thing you won't be there


Wrong

#103 vuduchile

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Posted 12 September 2018 - 07:47 AM

Can we get a rundown of the geeks plans for this storm?

Location? Evac? Hunkering down?

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#104 Bert

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Posted 12 September 2018 - 07:52 AM

Wrong

That makes zero sense that they would not evacuate all the hospitals.  Good luck


You know we're sitting on four million pounds of fuel, one nuclear weapon and a thing that has 270,000 moving parts built by the lowest bidder. Makes you feel good, doesn't it?

#105 wiffleball

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Posted 12 September 2018 - 07:52 AM

I may try to catch up on back episodes of the sinner. Though, without Jessica Biel...

If a storm surge is headed our way? I'll just drive up Pikes Peak a little bit.
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#106 Djgb13

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Posted 12 September 2018 - 07:55 AM

That makes zero sense that they would not evacuate all the hospitals.  Good luck


And thats my fault cause why? Check grand strand medical center in Myrtle beach. See if they are still going to be working. Bet you $1000 youll get proven wrong. Or would you rather I take a picture dropping my wife off at work?

#107 wiffleball

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Posted 12 September 2018 - 08:02 AM

Or would you rather I take a picture dropping my wife off at work?


I don't think that car actually has four wheel drive.

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#108 KSB2424

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Posted 12 September 2018 - 08:03 AM

Can we get a rundown of the geeks plans for this storm?

Location? Evac? Hunkering down?

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Cyclone?

Did I miss anyone.

Im in Raleigh.

In Laws live in Beaufort on the water. Beaufort is 5 miles north of Morehead City. Its between Wilmington and the Outer Banks. They have boarded up the house, got the boat out off the lift and on a trailer and headed my way this afternoon. FIL is worried there wont be a house to go back to with the storm surge they are predicting.

Looks like the storm once it hits the coast may go due west which is good for me. We will still get hit, but not a direct hit like projected as late as yesterday. :thumbsup: Thats southern NC and northern SC.

Prolly lose power for days though and flooding. Ill take it as it was projected worse in my area yesterday.

Just going to ride it out here. I have a generator and food/water/booze.

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#109 Bert

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Posted 12 September 2018 - 08:04 AM

And thats my fault cause why? Check grand strand medical center in Myrtle beach. See if they are still going to be working. Bet you $1000 youll get proven wrong. Or would you rather I take a picture dropping my wife off at work?

What the fock is your problem?  Jesus, I simply said it didn't make sense not that it wasn't going to be open.  I still wish you good luck.


You know we're sitting on four million pounds of fuel, one nuclear weapon and a thing that has 270,000 moving parts built by the lowest bidder. Makes you feel good, doesn't it?

#110 Djgb13

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Posted 12 September 2018 - 08:07 AM

What the fock is your problem?  Jesus, I simply said it didn't make sense not that it wasn't going to be open.  I still wish you good luck.


I dont have a problem. Just seems to me you and a lot of other people here for some reason want to act like 8 year olds. With you, youre insinuating that Im lying about her having to work when Im not. Its a d1ck move and if you want to keep acting like it Ill treat you like it

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Posted 12 September 2018 - 08:10 AM

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UPDATE: The ER at Grand Strand Medical Center closed at 8 a.m. Wednesday, according to a news release. It will reopen as quickly as possible following the storm, the centers chief medical officer said in the release.

Grand Strand Medical Center will be evacuating its patients and staff ahead of Florences arrival, according to a Tuesday news release. The North Strand and South Strand emergency centers will be temporarily closed.


Grand Strand Health has begun moving patients to its sister HCA Healthcare hospitals and other South Carolina hospitals, a news release states.
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#112 Djgb13

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Posted 12 September 2018 - 08:12 AM

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UPDATE: The ER at Grand Strand Medical Center closed at 8 a.m. Wednesday, according to a news release. It will reopen as quickly as possible following the storm, the centers chief medical officer said in the release.

Grand Strand Medical Center will be evacuating its patients and staff ahead of Florences arrival, according to a Tuesday news release. The North Strand and South Strand emergency centers will be temporarily closed.


Grand Strand Health has begun moving patients to its sister HCA Healthcare hospitals and other South Carolina hospitals, a news release states.


Thanks for the update. However, Ill still have to check with my wife to make sure they dont have to go in. But as of last night they still were. If this is true (which it was posted at 8am this morning) then I wont have to go down to the beach. Would rather not go there honestly

#113 Bert

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Posted 12 September 2018 - 08:12 AM

I dont have a problem. Just seems to me you and a lot of other people here for some reason want to act like 8 year olds. With you, youre insinuating that Im lying about her having to work when Im not. Its a d1ck move and if you want to keep acting like it Ill treat you like it

You are hypersensitive and being a d!ck kid.  I hope they change their mind and your wife and the others in that hospital do not get focked.


You know we're sitting on four million pounds of fuel, one nuclear weapon and a thing that has 270,000 moving parts built by the lowest bidder. Makes you feel good, doesn't it?

#114 Cruzer

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Posted 12 September 2018 - 08:14 AM

So Flo is going to make a turn more south now? That's good for the Geeks here, no? :unsure:



#115 wiffleball

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Posted 12 September 2018 - 08:14 AM

Thanks for the update. However, Ill still have to check with my wife to make sure they dont have to go in. But as of last night they still were. If this is true (which it was posted at 8am this morning) then I wont have to go down to the beach. Would rather not go there honestly


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#116 Djgb13

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Posted 12 September 2018 - 08:16 AM

You are hypersensitive and being a d!ck kid.  I hope they change their mind and your wife and the others in that hospital do not get focked.


Im being a d1ck? Says the one whos insinuating sh1t. Im just tired of your sh1t along with other idiots here. First thing I see when I wake up is grown men acting like children. Which makes me wonder if a lot of you arent actually those weird people who cant socialize normally in person so they take to the internet. Actually, I know quite a bit of people here are like that just by how they act. Its exhausting and I just dont feel like dealing with it today

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Posted 12 September 2018 - 08:17 AM

So Flo is going to make a turn more south now? That's good for the Geeks here, no? :unsure:


Well ordinarily, but some dude spilled his big gulp in Houston and they are experiencing major roadway flooding yet again.

I swear to God, those fuuckers would flood in high humidity.
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#118 Djgb13

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Posted 12 September 2018 - 08:17 AM

So Flo is going to make a turn more south now? That's good for the Geeks here, no? :unsure:


Not for me

#119 vuduchile

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Posted 12 September 2018 - 08:17 AM

You are hypersensitive and being a d!ck kid.  I hope they change their mind and your wife and the others in that hospital do not get focked.

Boy who cried wolf.  



#120 Djgb13

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Posted 12 September 2018 - 08:18 AM

Boy who cried wolf.  


More like idiots gonna idiot