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Absolutely despise knights in white satin.

Bet you could say the same thing about most cities. About time.

I thought I was going to see a Beastie Boy cover band. Turns, out The Beastiality Boys aren't that.

What kills me is when owners get all cranky because you misgendered their dog or cat or whatever. That was a thing before anybody invented the word misgender. "Hey, I'm sorry I didn't pick your mutt up & flip it over to check first"

Never know, could be a Rottweiler who IDs as a kitten.

Blood Pressure 60/70.

I hear Taggart & Rosewood are coming back too.

Out Mon., Then back today. It's Red Todd, Ted. ...but Free Now!! Ewe?

Only for conjugal visits.

It's tough to admit, but it's time I admit it. Every time I see a doggo walking with their hooman, I immediately think "good boy!'. Or "he's taking his Dad for a walk." Or something like that. Even if the pupper turns out to be a girl. It's hugely Canino-Sexist. I guess admitting you have a problem is the first step. I promise I'll work on it. Next time, I'll say: "Look at that Biitch!"

Maybe he'll get one of them Kardashian girls back too.

Clicked on this thread just to see how long before Rose was mentioned. Bravo!

Four-year-old Jonathan Keane, sitting two rows above the dugout alongside his father, Tom, and 2-year-old brother, had no time to react. The ball struck him in the face, and Jonathan was immediately in agony. Jim Rice, realizing in a flash that it would take EMTs too long to arrive and cut through the crowd, sprang from the dugout and scooped up the boy. He laid the boy gently on the dugout floor, where the Red Sox medical team began to treat him. When the boy arrived at the hospital 30 minutes later, doctors said, without a doubt that Jim's prompt actions saved the boy's life. Jim returned to the game in a blood-stained uniform. A real badge of courage. After visiting the boy in the hospital, and realizing the family was of modest means, he stopped by the business office and instructed that the bill be sent to him. Jim's prompt actions saved the boy's life. Jim returned to the game in a blood-stained uniform. A real badge of courage. After visiting the boy in the hospital, and realizing the family was of modest means, he stopped by the business office and instructed that the bill be sent to him. This is what a sports Hero looks like. --------------------- never heard that story. That's excellent.

What a crock!

Think I found the perfect cell mate: https://www.biography.com/musicians/lisa-nowak-lucy-in-the-sky