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#1 supermike80

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Posted 15 February 2017 - 08:09 PM

She heard it was chilly out and went inside and got a bowl.

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#2 Cloaca du jour

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Posted 15 February 2017 - 08:53 PM

Her blood type is gravy

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Posted 15 February 2017 - 09:48 PM

She jumped up in the air and got stuck.
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Posted 15 February 2017 - 09:51 PM

Yo momma so fat when she sat down at Walmart she lowered the prices.



#5 rholio

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Posted 15 February 2017 - 09:52 PM

Yo momma so far her shadow weighs 43lbs.
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#6 Cloaca du jour

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Posted 15 February 2017 - 10:33 PM

Yo momma so fat her belt size is equator

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Posted 15 February 2017 - 11:26 PM

I'm sorry that your mother has a weight problem, Supermike :(

I hope that you are doing your best to try and help her through this. 

The best way to help her is to be as positive as you can but  be firm. (unlike your mom)

 

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#8 giraldi02

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Posted 16 February 2017 - 12:32 AM

Let's get off mommas...because I just got off yours

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Posted 16 February 2017 - 12:58 AM

1997 wants their jokes back
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Posted 16 February 2017 - 05:21 AM

1997 wants their jokes back


Already read 2 here ive never heard. So yay


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#11 NorthernVike

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Posted 16 February 2017 - 05:55 AM

Yo mamma so fat even bunny wouldn't fock her. :o

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You guys have no focking clue what happened so you really should just shut it..

 


#12 dain11279

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Posted 16 February 2017 - 06:18 AM

She jumped up in the air and got stuck.


Amazingly enough I've never heard this one before. And I lol'd

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#13 fandandy

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Posted 16 February 2017 - 08:22 AM

Yo momma so fat that when KFC asked her what size bucket of chicken she wanted she said the one on the sign.



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Posted 16 February 2017 - 08:36 AM

so fat .... that she got other mamas orbiting around her



#15 vuduchile

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Posted 16 February 2017 - 10:14 AM

Yo momma's so fat she sat on a quarter and a booger shot outta Washington's nose.

#16 vuduchile

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Posted 16 February 2017 - 10:15 AM

Yo momma's so fat she doesn't need the internet cuz she's already world wide

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Posted 16 February 2017 - 10:17 AM

Your momma's so fat that she's at an increased risk of heart disease. :mellow:
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#18 fandandy

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Posted 16 February 2017 - 10:29 AM

Yo momma's so fat she sat on a quarter and a booger shot outta Washington's nose.

This one made me laugh out loud.



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Posted 16 February 2017 - 10:31 AM

Yo momma's so fat she doesn't need the internet cuz she's already world wide

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#20 Sho Nuff

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Posted 16 February 2017 - 10:31 AM

Your mother has the weight problems so severely that doctors tell her she should eat more of the fruits and the vegetables.

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Posted 16 February 2017 - 10:34 AM

Your mommas so fat I took her christmas picture and its still printing!!

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Posted 16 February 2017 - 10:39 AM

Her diet pills say m&m

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Posted 16 February 2017 - 10:45 AM

She jumped up in the air and got stuck.


Ha!

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Posted 16 February 2017 - 10:46 AM

Your mommas so fat I took her christmas picture and its still printing!!


Yeah? Well yo momma's so fat that when she gets on the scale it says ....to be continued.

#25 vuduchile

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Posted 16 February 2017 - 10:49 AM

Yo momma's so fat that when she talks to herself, it's a long distance call.

#26 vuduchile

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Posted 16 February 2017 - 10:52 AM

Yo momma's so fat her birfday is the entire month of May.

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Posted 16 February 2017 - 10:53 AM

Yo momma so fat she gave Dracula diabetes.  



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Posted 16 February 2017 - 11:16 AM

Yo momma so fat penultimate won't shut up about the time he had to ride out a storm in an igloo on her south summit.  


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Posted 16 February 2017 - 11:18 AM

Yo momma so fat edjr has to walk around her because his scooter ain't got enough battery.  


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#30 parrot

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Posted 16 February 2017 - 11:20 AM

Yo momma so fat Trump's going to have her sit on the border instead of building a wall.  


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#31 fandandy

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Posted 16 February 2017 - 11:32 AM

Yo momma so fat Trump's going to have her sit on the border instead of building a wall.  

Yo momma so fat Trump used her to balance the trade deficit.



#32 parrot

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Posted 16 February 2017 - 11:34 AM

Yo momma so fat Trump used her to balance the trade deficit.

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Posted 16 February 2017 - 11:36 AM

Yo momma so fat posty knows who she is


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#34 tanatastic

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Posted 16 February 2017 - 11:41 AM

Yo momma so fat Edjr needs footage from both security cameras to prove she robbed him.

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Posted 16 February 2017 - 11:55 AM

Yo momma so fat Edjr needs footage from both security cameras to prove she robbed him.


Hahaha

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Posted 16 February 2017 - 02:09 PM

Yo mamma so fat even bunny wouldn't fock her. :o

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#37 nzoner

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Posted 16 February 2017 - 02:12 PM

Yeah? Well yo momma's so fat that when she gets on the scale it says ....to be continued.

 

yo momma's so fat that when she gets on the scale it says one at a time please


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