edjr 5,563 Posted January 22, 2018 Halloween, 2009 https://ibb.co/dtpBob us at my fake bar I decided last minute to go as as someone from a hair band Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shotsup 832 Posted January 22, 2018 Halloween, 2009 https://ibb.co/dtpBob I decided last minute to go as as someone from a hair band Which one is you ? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
edjr 5,563 Posted January 22, 2018 Which one is you ? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
parrot 789 Posted January 22, 2018 Which one is you ? Are you the fairy or the other fairy? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NorthernVike 2,080 Posted January 22, 2018 I was married way back, 2008, divorced in 2009. I spend a lot of time with my kids mother now, but we don't officially "live" together. What would you say "it's complicated" That would explain the unused vacuum. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Big Guy 1,400 Posted January 22, 2018 There is sadness to this story. The original girl in this story died last year, from heart failure. (32 years old) Was extremely odd to be sure. Yeah, after her Mom fessed up! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
WhiteWonder 2,171 Posted January 23, 2018 After a night of DJing, I brought her home and we had the seggs. scrambled eggs? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kilroy69 994 Posted January 23, 2018 You wh0re. I love it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
peenie 1,690 Posted January 23, 2018 Why would a woman just give you oral sex? I just don't get it. I've never given a man oral sex that wasn't my boyfriend and we had already had sex first. Maybe it's because I'm older. Like what did you do for her? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mookz 1,287 Posted January 23, 2018 HAH was just going to do that. 1 - 6 3 - 5 2 - 3 Do not understand. Are you saying the girl in the pic is a 6, the younger sister is a 5, and the mom is a 3? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Strike 3,968 Posted January 23, 2018 Why would a woman just give you oral sex? I just don't get it. I've never given a man oral sex that wasn't my boyfriend and we had already had sex first. Maybe it's because I'm older. Like what did you do for her? Different chicks do different things at different stages of the "relationship". 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wiffleball 4,639 Posted January 23, 2018 I hope you lay down a towel or something so she didn't get splinters from the wood deck on your pool. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Big Guy 1,400 Posted January 23, 2018 edjr beside you, who won? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gladiators 1,904 Posted January 23, 2018 Why would a woman just give you oral sex? I just don't get it. I've never given a man oral sex that wasn't my boyfriend and we had already had sex first. Maybe it's because I'm older. Like what did you do for her? Good for him being able to last through sex and waiting to finish until you gave him a bj. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
vuduchile 1,941 Posted January 23, 2018 I wanna be happy for you on this, but Im just not. The coke, the mom being a 3, the heart failure(coke again?) Maybe you should take embellishing lessons from digby before telling sex stories here. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
IMMensaMind 459 Posted January 23, 2018 I don't ever see them naked, why would I need to? The dead one was on the skinny side. 34 B then 18 A now Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
titans&bucs&bearsohmy! 2,745 Posted January 23, 2018 Nicely done you sleazy Fock. In the nature of random sleaze hookup stories... So one night were all at a bar here. One guy who teaches with us disappears. No biggie. Whatever. He had been all over some Chinese chick all night, we figured he closed the deal. He comes back bragging that he took her out into the alley and focked her against the wall. Nice. Classy. Fast forward a few days, and its parent teacher conference night. This is hard for us, as there is rarely a language in common. Anyway, dude comes into the office looking sick. Whats the deal? We ask. So one of his students (4th grade) said his aunt speaks good English. Can she come in to transalte. Sure he says. And of course, the aunt turns out to be the chick he nailed in the alley the weekend before. Shes sitting there looking embarrassed, all the foreign teachers are laughing their asses off, and the kid and the parents have no clue. Good times. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
EternalShinyAndChrome 2,515 Posted January 23, 2018 Nicely done you sleazy Fock. In the nature of random sleaze hookup stories... So one night were all at a bar here. One guy who teaches with us disappears. No biggie. Whatever. He had been all over some Chinese chick all night, we figured he closed the deal. He comes back bragging that he took her out into the alley and focked her against the wall. Nice. Classy. Fast forward a few days, and its parent teacher conference night. This is hard for us, as there is rarely a language in common. Anyway, dude comes into the office looking sick. Whats the deal? We ask. So one of his students (4th grade) said his aunt speaks good English. Can she come in to transalte. Sure he says. And of course, the aunt turns out to be the chick he nailed in the alley the weekend before. Shes sitting there looking embarrassed, all the foreign teachers are laughing their asses off, and the kid and the parents have no clue. Good times. Whoa..for a second their I thought you were going to say he looked sick because he caught an STD or aids or something like that. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
peenie 1,690 Posted January 23, 2018 Good for him being able to last through sex and waiting to finish until you gave him a bj. I meant that my relationship wasn't a casual one. I didn't give oral sex to just any guy. It was an act done after we had been intimate with one another, not specifically after the act of sex. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
IGotWorms 3,311 Posted January 23, 2018 I meant that my relationship wasn't a casual one. I didn't give oral sex to just any guy. It was an act done after we had been intimate with one another, not specifically after the act of sex. Tl;dr Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pt_mck 7 Posted January 23, 2018 Man I was getting hard until your ruined it saying she's a dead. AND Ed ....... Can size of the living I got harder 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
WhiteWonder 2,171 Posted January 23, 2018 Whoa..for a second their I thought you were going to say he looked sick because he caught an STD or aids or something like that. i thought he was going to say it was his 4th grade student Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
WhiteWonder 2,171 Posted January 23, 2018 I meant that my relationship wasn't a casual one. I didn't give oral sex to just any guy. It was an act done after we had been intimate with one another, not specifically after the act of sex. so you've never started sex by performing a little oral or receiving a little oral? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bier Meister 1,513 Posted January 23, 2018 i thought he was going to say it was his 4th grade student likewise so you've never started sex by performing a little oral or receiving a little oral? yeah...often part of foreplay personally, i liked to try to get a quick round in so i can go a little longer for the actual non-clinton sects...especially when it was a first time with her. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bier Meister 1,513 Posted January 23, 2018 maybe peenie likes going right to the butt Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
peenie 1,690 Posted January 23, 2018 so you've never started sex by performing a little oral or receiving a little oral? Yes, of course. I'm just saying I've never done it to a guy who I wasn't dating and sleeping with. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Patriotsfatboy1 1,432 Posted January 23, 2018 Yes, of course. I'm just saying I've never done it to a guy who I wasn't dating and sleeping with. If I remember correctly, you are not exactly a fan of performing your womanly duties in this area anyway. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kilroy69 994 Posted January 23, 2018 Some women like to please more than others. peenie is not a real crowd pleaser. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
peenie 1,690 Posted January 23, 2018 If I remember correctly, you are not exactly a fan of performing your womanly duties in this area anyway. No, I'm not. Sadly. I don't really care for it. Maybe that's why I jumped in this topic. I was kind of surprised by how easily and quickly it was given. That is a flaw in me for sure. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mike Honcho 4,027 Posted January 23, 2018 No, I'm not. Sadly. I don't really care for it. Maybe that's why I jumped in this topic. I was kind of surprised by how easily and quickly it was given. That is a flaw in me for sure. You be you peenie. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bert 1,091 Posted January 23, 2018 No, I'm not. Sadly. I don't really care for it. Maybe that's why I jumped in this topic. I was kind of surprised by how easily and quickly it was given. That is a flaw in me for sure. Pennie you will be surprised to know there are women out there that actually like it and even crave it! Real women not just pron stars. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
edjr 5,563 Posted January 23, 2018 Do not understand. Are you saying the girl in the pic is a 6, the younger sister is a 5, and the mom is a 3? Yes. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
edjr 5,563 Posted January 23, 2018 Pennie you will be surprised to know there are women out there that actually like it and even crave it! Real women not just pron stars. The sister this Saturday, as we were getting ready to leave, we were just talking and I said "I did not expect that to happen at all" her retort "I just love d1ck" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
edjr 5,563 Posted January 23, 2018 I wanna be happy for you on this, but Im just not. The coke, the mom being a 3, the heart failure(coke again?) Maybe you should take embellishing lessons from digby before telling sex stories here. The mom may have been a 4.. she's not fat or anything, but just "old" and extra white trashy. Like Britanny Murphy on 8 mile, but ugly. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bert 1,091 Posted January 23, 2018 The sister this Saturday, as we were getting ready to leave, we were just talking and I said "I did not expect that to happen at all" her retort "I just love d1ck" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
edjr 5,563 Posted January 23, 2018 Some women like to please more than others. peenie is not a real crowd pleaser. The best kind of chick to find in life, is one that grew up on the hefty side and wasn't really liked by boys in school. Then loses weight in her early 20s, takes care of herself. She will really do ANYTHING to please her man. Nothing worse than a girl that was popular in school. Useless prude you can never make happy. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
vuduchile 1,941 Posted January 23, 2018 The mom may have been a 4.. she's not fat or anything, but just "old" and extra white trashy. Like Britanny Murphy on 8 mile, but ugly. See. That one point makes all the difference. Bang on bang bro! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
fandandy 3,311 Posted January 23, 2018 Yes. So you let someone half as attractive as the girl in the pic give you a blow job? How could you even get it up? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
edjr 5,563 Posted January 23, 2018 So you let someone half as attractive as the girl in the pic give you a blow job? How could you even get it up? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mr. Miyagi 6 Posted January 23, 2018 Mr. Edjr son! That is pretty bad. Bwaaa ha haha! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites