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2. Can Size must be provided or asked for by post 5 when speaking of wimmenz...

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must state how many miles from fishtown

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If its been discussed previously, the Moon must be referenced..preferably in a creative way.

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If you post a thread asking for actual helpful advice....Don't expect to get any for at least two pages until we all get our comedy routines out first.

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If you participate in a Geek Draft you must check in once per day including weekends.

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If by some unfathomable chance you are ever proven 100% wrong, with no doubt or uncertainty, you must pretend you didn't see that post.

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At least once a month, you need to annoy fellow geeks by putting craptastic songs in their heds

 

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Giants

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Focking Pr!ck is what I always thought.

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Focking Pr!ck is what I always thought.

Pusssy or Pedophile are two that I always assumed one or the other, depending on the usage.

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Regardless of the thread topic, politics must be shoehorned in at the earliest opportunity.

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Regardless of the thread topic, something must be Trump's fault must be shoehorned in at the earliest opportunity.

FIFY

 

 

 

 

 

Also another Geek Club Law. FIFY's

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Intentional misspellings are encouraged for:

 

Geek meat

Your welcome

Fraft

Teh

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Fake (Insert Occupation here)

 

Doctor job, lawyer, Nascar Driver, stickman, what have you.

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Fake (Insert Occupation here)

 

Doctor job, lawyer, Nascar Driver, stick man, what have you.

No one ever thought my job was fake. :(

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A regular poster will inevitably start a thread like this every few months just to reinforce the illusion that this is some sort of exclusive club, where he and his online stroke mates can continue their verbal circle jerk.

 

Also, pissing on threads and ideas just for the hell of it is commonplace.

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A regular poster will inevitably start a thread like this every few months just to reinforce the illusion that this is some sort of exclusive club, where he and his online stroke mates can continue their verbal circle jerk.

 

Also, pissing on threads and ideas just for the hell of it is commonplace.

Fock off. Seriously! :mad:

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Over use of... :banana:

GFY :mad:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

:banana:

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Steel Panther Sucks

Acreed

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