Guess what was accidentally delivered to my home?

[peenie 1,690]

Guess I said!

[Cloaca du jour 2,064]

Shania Twain box set

[peenie 1,690]

Nope, I wish!

 

Hint: I can't use it at all

[TommyGavin 788]

Condoms

[BunnysBastatrds 1,913]

Dental damn.

[TommyGavin 788]

D cup bra

[peenie 1,690]

Nope, not condoms.I could use those, indirectly of course. You're getting warm.

[KSB2424 3,082]

Is it bigger than a loaf of bread?

[peenie 1,690]

D cup bra

I laughed out loud. That was funny yet sad. True, but nope.

[TommyGavin 788]

Butt plug

 

 

EdJr now enters the room.

[rholio 339]

Mr. Fist.

[peenie 1,690]

Is it bigger than a loaf of bread?

Not bigger but not too much smaller.

[mmmmm...beer 691]

A Rabbit! A big purple Rabbit!

[peenie 1,690]

Butt plug

 

 

EdJr now enters the room.

Warmer...

[Patriotsfatboy1 1,432]

Vibrator

[Patriotsfatboy1 1,432]

Porch monkey?

[mmmmm...beer 691]

Vibrator

I already said the Rabbit biter!

[frank 2,144]

A small loaf of bread.

[peenie 1,690]

Vibrator

I wish!

 

You're really warm, hot!

[TommyGavin 788]

Warmer...

Now I'm getting warmer

 

[peenie 1,690]

A small loaf of bread.

Silly!

 

2 more guesses and then I'll reveal.

[BunnysBastatrds 1,913]

A black double named Jerome.

[Mookz 1,287]

Fleshlight

[dain11279 927]

A swimming pool

[TommyGavin 788]

Fleshlight

It's gotta be a fleshlight. Good call

[Hardcore troubadour 12,624]

A loufa

[TommyGavin 788]

A swimming pool

OMG

 

 

/thread

[Hardcore troubadour 12,624]

Lotion

[TommyGavin 788]

Peenie this now.

[Hardcore troubadour 12,624]

Newports

[TommyGavin 788]

Lotion

I was thinking sun tan lotion.

[peenie 1,690]

Fleshlight

Winner!!!

 

It was delivered by UPS. Will figure out how to return it.

[frank 2,144]

Maybe you can run a Bill E. style contest...

[TommyGavin 788]

Addressed to you ??

[IGotWorms 3,309]

That's hot

[peenie 1,690]

Addressed to you ??

No, some Asian person.

[TommyGavin 788]

It was delivered by UPS. Will figure out how to send it to Tommy Gavin

You're the bestest.

 

[Cruzer 1,992]

Winner!!!

It was delivered by UPS. Will figure out how to return it.

Make sure you wash it first!

[TommyGavin 788]

No, some Asian person.

XxmanX ?

[Patriotsfatboy1 1,432]

I wish!

 

You're really warm, hot!

You don't have a drawer full already? What kind of single woman are you?