The worst story you'll read today...

[dain11279 927]

https://www.google.com/amp/people.com/crime/head-on-collision-alabama-father-son-killed-very-close/amp/?client=safari

 

Jeffrey Morris Brasher was heading in to work. Austin, his son, was headed home after a night of partying with friends. At 4:10 a.m. on Saturday morning, the trucks they were driving collided head-on.

 

Jeffrey, a 50-year-old independent bread distributor, was killed instantly, police said. Austin, 22, was rushed to the nearest hospital, where he fought for his life for nearly five hours before succumbing to his injuries.

 

According to relatives and friends of the Brashers, Saturdays accident has left the tight-knit communities of Fayette and Bankston, Alabama, reeling. Signs have been hung throughout the area, asking passersby to pray for the Brashers as they recover from an unimaginable loss.

You really just cannot imagine it, Pamela Brasher Dennis, Jeffs sister and Austins aunt, tells PEOPLE. There are no words that can be said. Everybodys life changed on Saturday morning. No ones life will be the same after this.

Jesus

[edjr 5,562]

today?

 

ever

[penultimatestraw 473]

My lord. How will people ever make sandwiches again?

[cyclone24 1,814]

Well there goes the breadwinner in the family

[penultimatestraw 473]

Well there goes the breadwinner in the family

He's toast.

[posty 2,296]

https://www.google.com/amp/people.com/crime/head-on-collision-alabama-father-son-killed-very-close/amp/?client=safari

 

 

Jesus

Actually read this a couple of days ago...

[iam90sbaby 2,125]

He's toast.

 

 

Terribly sad story, feel bad for the mother.

[penultimatestraw 473]

Actually read this a couple of days ago...

But the link is only one day-old?

[Strike 3,964]

Now imagine if Austin had lived.

[cyclone24 1,814]

He's toast.

The kid was probably LOAFing home and crashed and ROLLed his car.

Hope he wasnt driving a little bread corvette.

Too much?

[posty 2,296]

But the link is only one day-old?

It happened Saturday...

[cyclone24 1,814]

But the link is only one day-old?

Hate day old bread stories

[penultimatestraw 473]

It happened Saturday...

Why are you always so crusty?

[fandandy 3,311]

 

 

Terribly sad story, feel bad for the mother.

Hopefully she's got a bun in the oven.

[parrot 789]

Why are you always so crusty?

 

I Wonder.

[cyclone24 1,814]

 

I Wonder.

So well done....nice

[parrot 789]

The rye humor around here.

[penultimatestraw 473]

The rye humor around here.

 

A few of these comments definitely are raisin some eyebrows.

[cyclone24 1,814]

A few of these comments definitely are raisin some eyebrows.

Some of them are the best thing since slic......nevermind.

[fandandy 3,311]

Two funerals is definitely gonna cost some dough.

[Hardcore troubadour 12,631]

The kid was probably LOAFing home and crashed and ROLLed his car.

Hope he wasnt driving a little bread corvette.

Too much?

Quality

[Hardcore troubadour 12,631]

I guess Carbs are bad for you

[cyclone24 1,814]

"You guys really knead to stop with the bread puns" --Bread Pitt

[wiffleball 4,639]

I actually tried to post this and my 'puter sneezed. (snoze?)

 

I had exactly the same thread title. God, that's just awful.

[SUXBNME 1,328]

I wheat for the family

[NewbieJr 540]

I wheat for the family

it's the yeast you could do

[fandandy 3,311]

it's the yeast you could do

Come on guys, you can do butter than that, although I do hope the mom gets over this in a JIF and that nobody Smuckers her other kids.

[vuduchile 1,941]

I feel bad for the surviving brother Rueben.

 

That Po' Boy.

[kutulu 1,545]

Anyone want to go in on some flours for the funerals?

[cyclone24 1,814]

Anyone want to go in on some flours for the funerals?

Haha...we send bags of flour to the funeral. Sincerely, A lightly trafficked message board.

[kutulu 1,545]

Hate day old bread stories

they're getting stale

[Saint Elistan 106]

I tried to think of a joke, but I got Naan. It just didn't Pan out.

[SUXBNME 1,328]

Keep 'em coming

 

 

Almost as good as the Tree Man thread back in the day

[cyclone24 1,814]

Keep 'em coming

 

 

Almost as good as the Tree Man thread back in the day

These are pretty good. Leave it to us to cash in on a tragedy with humor.

 

Saw a meme one time that says the internet is nothing but jokes now. A meteor could be heading towards Earth and somebody would put the jordan crying face on earth.

[wiffleball 4,639]

Seriously, I can't even imagine what that poor Wife / Mom is going through. Just freaking heartbreaking.

 

 

On the bright side, she IS Gluten-free now.

[cyclone24 1,814]

Seriously, I can't even imagine what that poor Wife / Mom is going through. Just freaking heartbreaking.

 

 

On the bright side, she IS Gluten-free now.

Hahaha...you sonofabitch

[kutulu 1,545]

Don't start loafing now, geeks

[dain11279 927]

You guys are brutal

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

And hilarious

[parrot 789]

I can't believe we're joking about this. This place is pitaful.

[cyclone24 1,814]

How many men are left in the family?

 

A bagel.