wiffleball 4,640 Posted March 15, 2018 Saw this last night, still haven't found it on the Wonder web. It looks like a single golf club holder. Like black plastic or something. You unscrew the top you drape a towel like a golf tell over your crotch while you're standing up and you line this black plastic tube up like you're lining up a shot but you're actually letting flow. I guess it's a good idea? Still, I'd love to see it on the interwebs. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Patriotsfatboy1 1,432 Posted March 15, 2018 I save seen it, but it is stupid. There are plenty of places to pee on a golf course. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cloaca du jour 2,064 Posted March 15, 2018 Dumb... just pee on a tree Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
posty 2,296 Posted March 15, 2018 That is what the tree line is for... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cloaca du jour 2,064 Posted March 15, 2018 Now a deuce cup would be awesome!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cruzer 1,992 Posted March 15, 2018 We have a pretty solid # of women golfers at my course......... Last year they brought a complaint to our owner - in one of member town hall meetings. The wanted something done about all the men pissing on the golf course. Our owner (who plays everyday he's in town), told them: I don't know what to tell you ladies, it's a golf course - we pee on trees, sorry. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wiffleball 4,640 Posted March 15, 2018 We have a pretty solid # of women golfers at my course......... Last year they brought a complaint to our owner - in one of member town hall meetings. The wanted something done about all the men pissing on the golf course. Our owner (who plays everyday he's in town), told them: I don't know what to tell you ladies, it's a golf course - we pee on trees, sorry. Outstanding! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Patriotsfatboy1 1,432 Posted March 15, 2018 We have a pretty solid # of women golfers at my course......... Last year they brought a complaint to our owner - in one of member town hall meetings. The wanted something done about all the men pissing on the golf course. Our owner (who plays everyday he's in town), told them: I don't know what to tell you ladies, it's a golf course - we pee on trees, sorry. It is just pen!s envy. Bring one of these to the next meeting: http://shenis.com/Shenis/ABOUT.html 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shotsup 832 Posted March 15, 2018 Now a deuce cup would be awesome!! That's what tree lines are for. And leaves. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NorthernVike 2,080 Posted March 15, 2018 Now a deuce cup would be awesome!! Buddy of mine had to take a shiot, no tp , so he rips the towel off the ball washer and goes running into the bushes. Group behind us pulls up to the tee box , he comes walking out and I yell out did you find your tee shot? No one was fooled. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Patriotsfatboy1 1,432 Posted March 15, 2018 Buddy of mine had to take a shiot, no tp , so he rips the towel off the ball washer and goes running into the bushes. Group behind us pulls up to the tee box , he comes walking out and I yell out did you find your tee shot? No one was fooled. I have known guys who have come back from the woods without socks and guys who have driven all the way back to the clubhouse due to the nature of the dump. I would also like Ed and others to consider this before hitting one in the woods (watch your step!!). Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
supermike80 1,285 Posted March 15, 2018 I have heard stories about golfers taking whizzes near homes or other not so smart places..and some 8 yr old sees it and BOOM..Now you gotta register as a sex offender. True story Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NorthernVike 2,080 Posted March 15, 2018 I have heard stories about golfers taking whizzes near homes or other not so smart places..and some 8 yr old sees it and BOOM..Now you gotta register as a sex offender. True story Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
supermike80 1,285 Posted March 15, 2018 https://www.bhwlawfirm.com/indecent-exposure-sex-offender-registration/ Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
parrot 789 Posted March 15, 2018 Most of your better clubs don't allow them. Oops, never mind, I thought you said Peenie. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wiffleball 4,640 Posted March 15, 2018 Anybody have the name or link? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mungwater 588 Posted March 16, 2018 Anybody have the name or link? https://www.stadiumpal.com/product/uro-club/ Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wiffleball 4,640 Posted March 16, 2018 https://www.stadiumpal.com/product/uro-club/ Excellent! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NorthernVike 2,080 Posted March 16, 2018 https://www.stadiumpal.com/product/uro-club/ I imagine when that thing is half full, you'll slice it like a sonofabitch. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
titans&bucs&bearsohmy! 2,745 Posted March 16, 2018 Why the Fock would I want to lug a bottle of my own p!ss around, and then have to clean it later? Thats what trees are for. Why do they not have bathrooms every third hole or so? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Alias Detective 1,179 Posted March 16, 2018 My go to move is to kneel down along the back drivers wheel. Right knee down and the left knee up is good at shielding your pecker while releasing yourself. Stealthy move and it can be done right in the fairway if need be. And don't piss uphill either. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NorthernVike 2,080 Posted March 16, 2018 My go to move is to kneel down along the back drivers wheel. Right knee down and the left knee up is good at shielding your pecker while releasing yourself. Stealthy move and it can be done right in the fairway if need be. And don't piss uphill either. Nah, I stand right on the green and pizz in the cup. What do I care, I'm done with that hole already. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
titans&bucs&bearsohmy! 2,745 Posted March 16, 2018 Nah, I stand right on the green and pizz in the cup. What do I care, I'm done with that hole already. You know at putt putt, How the 18th hole keeps your ball, and it rolls through a tunnel back to the office? My friends and I may or may not have pissed in that hole several dozen times. Our friend worked there. We wanted to Fock with him. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NorthernVike 2,080 Posted March 16, 2018 You know at putt putt, How the 18th hole keeps your ball, and it rolls through a tunnel back to the office? My friends and I may or may not have pissed in that hole several dozen times. Our friend worked there. We wanted to Fock with him. You shoved your d!ck in the clown's mouth? Sick focker. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
titans&bucs&bearsohmy! 2,745 Posted March 16, 2018 You shoved your d!ck in the clown's mouth? Sick focker. We dont have fancy things like that in Tennessee. Just a normal hole. We also got banned from the go cart track more than once. We figured out that If you remove the antenna, the governors dont work very well and they cant slow or stop you. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Alias Detective 1,179 Posted March 16, 2018 We dont have fancy things like that in Tennessee. Just a normal hole. We also got banned from the go cart track more than once. We figured out that If you remove the antenna, the governors dont work very well and they cant slow or stop you. The pesky remote governors. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wiffleball 4,640 Posted March 16, 2018 Now a deuce cup would be awesome!! #2 wood Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
