So I Got Busted Three Years Later

[BunnysBastatrds 1,914]

I'm in the process of divorce. Me and Mrs. Bunny are going our separate ways. Little Bunny is accepted in LSU for this semester. Menapause and an empty nest have put wifey over the top. She wants to go. And I'm fine with that. Sell the house and split it down the middle. We have some nice art work and antiques. She can have all the art. I'm ready to go our own ways. Amicably. And she says.....

 

Mrs. Bunny: You ate that Dallas cop out in the pool when we were all in bed after that awesome Fourth of July party under the premise that you could teach that lesbian wannabe how to please her girlfriend. I just heard the story last month. You are an ass.

 

I ate her out and shared every tip I could. She was a very confused lesbian that needed guidance in a pool with a guy like me. We spent three hours playing. Got on line with our phones. Showed her my favorite adult star, Alexis Texas.

 

Oh, 36C. She is hot. And clumsy. But bad ass. If she arrested you, you'd have respect. I taught her how to lick some poosay. One great night.

 

Fast forward. She told my wife's best friend who's pool we were in what I did. Yesterday. When confronted, I man up.

 

Me: I got to teach a beautiful woman with a gun how to eat nurse poosay in a pool and she thanked me like I was a God. Busted? You bet.

[Patriotsfatboy1 1,432]

What is the statute of limitations of eating out a lesbian with a badge?

[cbfalcon 824]

Whats the scoop on those antiques?

[BunnysBastatrds 1,914]

What is the statute of limitations of eating out a lesbian with a badge?

A Texas lesbian with a badge? Getting busted three years later? The chair and my last meal being Burger King and a forward believer of pool etiquette.

[Patriotsfatboy1 1,432]

A Texas lesbian with a badge? Getting busted three years later? The chair and my last meal being Burger King and a forward believer of pool etiquette.

See, I think anything being brought up after 2 or more years is inadmissible when a pool, badge, lesbian and clit licking are involved.

[fandandy 3,311]

Shocked you two are getting divorced. Sounds about as rock solid a marriage as Ward and June Cleaver.

[BunnysBastatrds 1,914]

Whats the scoop on those antiques?

Heavy wood. And wouldn't.

[BunnysBastatrds 1,914]

See, I think anything being brought up after 2 or more years is inadmissible when a pool, badge, lesbian and clit licking are involved.

 

That's what I thought. Go figure.

[Patriotsfatboy1 1,432]

That's what I thought. Go figure.

Well, good thing you are getting rid of her. Maybe you can find a good whoore who can suck you off like you deserve.

[Bert 1,091]

Don't under estimate the pain in the ass valuing art and antiques can be. Trust me on this one brother.

[Filthy Fernadez 2,696]

Was the pool chlorine or saline?

[Mookz 1,287]

Whats the scoop on those antiques?

 

They're getting divorced. Try to keep up.

[jerryskids 5,200]

 

They're getting divorced. Try to keep up.

[peenie 1,690]

I'm not so sure that cop was a lesbian....

[Cdub100 3,380]

How big was the pool?

[shotsup 832]

Well wasn't she blowin other dudes ?

(Ms Bunny not fake lesbo cop)

[jerryskids 5,200]

Well wasn't she blowin other dudes ?

(Ms Bunny not fake lesbo cop)

 

I don't recall this. I thought she was just under the influence of her divorced sisters or friends or whoever who hated men and wanted her to be miserable like them.

 

What's the story?