dain11279 927 Posted May 16, 2018 No, thanks. I'd rather jump off a cliff. Already has a 3 year old son at home too He keeps telling us that his wife says he will still be able to golf twice a week Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
edjr 5,556 Posted May 16, 2018 Poor bastard couldn't knock up his wife, had to to in vitro. Sad Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
IGotWorms 3,310 Posted May 16, 2018 He keeps telling us that his wife says he will still be able to golf twice a week :lol: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gladiators 1,904 Posted May 16, 2018 Sorry for your loss. T&P's 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Reality 2,710 Posted May 16, 2018 He keeps telling us that his wife says he will still be able to golf twice a week Oh, that's cute. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
edjr 5,556 Posted May 16, 2018 I golfed twice a week with a newborn. Monday after work and once on the weekend. she encouraged me to go. sure, that's not 3 newborns, but then again, I wasn't dumb enough to risk that with in vitro. No one has triplets, without a little "help" the odds of naturally conceiving with triplets are around 1 in every 9000 births. Via fertility assistance, the likelihood increases to around 1 in every 40. By far the most likely way to conceive with triplets is to have fertility assistance and/or take medication which increases ovulation. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cruzer 1,992 Posted May 16, 2018 I golfed twice a week with a newborn. Monday after work and once on the weekend. she encouraged me to go. Perks of having a huge c0ck. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bier Meister 1,513 Posted May 16, 2018 damn! that's scary stuff. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dain11279 927 Posted May 16, 2018 Life...over. Right? They had the kids a couple hours ago by the way, mom and babies all seem to be healthy 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
WhiteWonder 2,171 Posted May 16, 2018 I'd take twins let alone triplets. Lucky guy Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
KSB2424 3,082 Posted May 16, 2018 Cool! All boys? Girls? Mixed bag? Can size of mom? Geez Dain. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dain11279 927 Posted May 16, 2018 2 boys, 1 girl Guessing 36C on mom, daughter was hard to predict even though she was nekkid Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mike Honcho 4,015 Posted May 16, 2018 No, thanks. I'd rather jump off a cliff. Already has a 3 year old son at home too He keeps telling us that his wife says he will still be able to golf twice a week Triplets!!!!! He must be a millionaire to hook that up, cause chicks dig a dude with money, least the kind of chicks that'd triple up on a dude that's friends with you. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DankNuggs 305 Posted May 17, 2018 IVF?... always hear those stories, buddy of mine used IVF both pregnancies second time ended up with twins Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gladiators 1,904 Posted May 17, 2018 Your buddy still alive? Kids all healthy? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dain11279 927 Posted May 17, 2018 Your buddy still alive? Kids all healthy? I saw him in the hallway shortly after they had them (I work at the hospital they're in). This was yesterday, asked him if he was still golfing in the afternoon As far as I know everything went well. I haven't heard anything since they had the little fockers so I'm assuming no news is good news Good to hear too. Twins and triplets could always turn into a dicey situation. One of my other friends had twins last year. They arrived about 10 weeks early, poor little guys were in the children's hospital for about 3 months. Everything is ok with them now too though Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mungwater 588 Posted May 17, 2018 I saw him in the hallway shortly after they had them (I work at the hospital they're in). Cleaning a hospital sh!tter has to be the worst. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gladiators 1,904 Posted May 17, 2018 Cleaning a hospital sh!tter has to be the worst. Birthing room is even worse. I am going to get the shitterr job one day. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BunnysBastatrds 1,913 Posted May 18, 2018 In junior high they had a set of triplets. All girls and all identical.34B's. Couldn't tell them apart except the concert shirts they wore. Tammy wore Ozzy shirts. Tina wore Loverboy shirts. And Tia Marie wore Duran Duran shirts. They were evil b!tches. Got away with murder. They played the trace card beautifuly. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
titans&bucs&bearsohmy! 2,745 Posted May 18, 2018 My little sister has been trying. Doing the ivf thing. She is finally pregnant and goes in for the ultrasound next week. She is terrified that she has a whole litter going on in there. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites