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Karrine Steffans talks about rappers pemus sizes.

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List of Rappers and her comments from her book:
Mystikal - long
Trick Daddy - long and full of energy
Twista - medium
Will Smith - long
Xzibit - long but comes to quick
Kool G Rap - Long but cant f**k
Talib Kweli - medium
Redman - hung like a banana
Black Thought - medium
Russel Simmons - small
Khujo from Goodie Mob - very long
Ja Rule - Long and full of energy
Jay-Z - Real thick and juicy but you cant stand looking at him when he’s on top
OutKast - Both big but Big Boi is bigger and fatter Dre’s is long and slim
Pete Rock - big
Puff Daddy - medium
Rakim - Long
Mobb Deep - havoc is big but Prodigy is small
M.O.P. - Long pipes but Danze has a smelly body odor
Nas - small
Nelly - medium
Scarface - medium
Snoop Dogg - too long
Ol’ Dirty Bastard - may his big d**k rest in peace
Clipse - They’re both long but they cant f**k and Pusha T’s breath stinks
Common - Long but too skinny
Da Brat - can eat a p**sy.
Mos Def - long but his breath stinks
Timbaland - long and fat but can't f**k and comes to quick
Too $hort - long and thick but talks to much s*it in bed
Q Tip - long but skinny. He has an a**hole personality
Mase - Long but he has an a**hole personality too
Master P - nice and long and can f**k
Method Man - Long but comes to quick
Missy Elliott - pu**y has a bad odor
50 Cent - medium/long
Big Punisher - The same size of a can of air freshener
Busta Rhymes - Big and long bit cant f**k. Just because you are left sore he thinks he did something.
Canibus - real long
Noreaga - Long but he cant f**k
Lil Wayne - nice and long
Kanye West - Big but he cant f**k
KRS-One - small
LL Cool J - Nice and fat
The LOX - All of them are big except for styles. styles is very tiny. And J Hood is abnormaly fat
Ludacris - Just perfect. Long and fat
DMX - Long and can ###### forever
Fabolous - big d**k but comes to fast
Fat Joe - small at first but when erect he’s impressive.
Wyclef - Long but his breath stinks
Ghostface Killah - Long but he comes to quick

 

 

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I have no idea who she is, but she sounds like a whooore. :dunno:

 

Steffans was born in Saint Thomas, U.S. Virgin Islands, and moved to Florida when she was 10 years old. She has written about her troubled childhood: she grew up in poverty, suffered emotional and physical abuse at the hands of an alcoholic mother and indifferent father, and was raped when she was 13. She ran away at 16, and began working as an exotic dancer. She lived on the streets for a month. She lived in New York and Arizona, and then moved to Los Angeles in 1999. She currently resides near Hollywood.[3][6] When she was 17, Steffans moved in with rapper Nathaniel Wilson, better known as Kool G Rap, with whom she had a son. Their relationship was "tumultuous", and Steffans says she left for Los Angeles to protect her son after physical abuse landed her in the hospital.[7

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I find it quite shocking that -- aside from a couple exceptions -- black dudes have big cacks. Who woulda guessed??? Also not very surprising is that Missy Elliot has a smelly snatch.

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Can you imagine if a guy came out and said something about Hope Solo's giant horse crotch?

 

 

The amount of crying and bitching and moaning and genital shaming would become a brand new word. Jesus Christ, I'm so sick of the double standards.

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Can you imagine if a guy came out and said something about Hope Solo's giant horse crotch?

 

 

The amount of crying and bitching and moaning and genital shaming would become a brand new word. Jesus Christ, I'm so sick of the double standards.

It's a part of life kid. Most men realize this before they get out of puberty. Some don't.

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Can you imagine if a guy came out and said something about Hope Solo's giant horse crotch?

 

 

The amount of crying and bitching and moaning and genital shaming would become a brand new word. Jesus Christ, I'm so sick of the double standards.

Hasnt every single member of this board called Hope out already? That thing looks like a pile of trimmings on my butchers floor.

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It's a part of life kid. Most men realize this before they get out of puberty. Some don't.

Gee Dad, could you explain the part about lonely old men chasing other guys around the internet like love crazed fan girls?

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Hasnt every single member of this board called Hope out already? That thing looks like a pile of trimmings on my butchers floor.

SHE HAS THE MEATS!

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Gee Dad, could you explain the part about lonely old men chasing other guys around the internet like love crazed fan girls?

Just fed my kids. Wife is at school. Did you feed your cat?

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Just fed my kids. Wife is at school. Did you feed your cat?

You and sho do similar things.

 

It is weird that you guys dont get along.

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Good lord, I googled her and she has facked basically everyone! It’s like mandatory that you bang her if she works on your video, movie, anything.

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Should change her name to

Karrine Stiffans

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Would be cooler in the form of a rap. :bandana:

 

"88 Lines About 44 Weenies"

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Bill Maher once dater her. :unsure:

 

Im not sure how to react to that. At first I laughed but I think this gives Bill some street cred.

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Bill Maher is one of the biggest male whores in hollywood.

 

Something about a 5'5, bald, ugly, rich guy that chicks dig :dunno:

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big d**k but comes to fast

 

 

 

If I had a nickle for every time a girl said that about me :cry:

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You wouldn't be any closer to that corvette. :dunno:

 

I am a big d1ck that cvvms too fast :dunno:

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