Little Rusty 17 Posted June 13, 2012 I wanna be the guy who cant grasp that possums and raccoons arent the same animal. SC,...i have to say you're one of my favorites here, funny guy Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
southcarolina 166 Posted June 13, 2012 SC,...i have to say you're one of my favorites here, funny guy The funny thing is that i actually am the guy who cant grasp that possums and raccoons arent the same animal. They pretty much all taste the same. Roadkill = roadkill. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
southcarolina 166 Posted June 13, 2012 Perfect. And maybe at some point, reveal that you are actually using the word "possum" like many people use "coon", as a substitute for the N-word. Except that maybe im a black guy.... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SUXBNME 1,319 Posted June 13, 2012 Perfect. And maybe at some point, reveal that you are actually using the word "possum" like many people use "coon", as a substitute for the N-word. And of course, someone can pretend to be running a possum fighting ring, and ask for training tips. Then we unleash the ultimate bomb....TUB POSSUM We might have to get creative with adobe, but I think that paint shop pro originals from us would do just fine Actually, this could be a good thread... "Paint Shop Your Best Tub Possum" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
OldMaid 1,838 Posted June 13, 2012 Perfect. And maybe at some point, reveal that you are actually using the word "possum" like many people use "coon", as a substitute for the N-word. And of course, someone can pretend to be running a possum fighting ring, and ask for training tips. I the way you think. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shotsup 830 Posted June 13, 2012 IDK about left coast possum but the better coast possum are nasty. I see on my block every few nights one coming out of or into the sewer. Doesn't really fit but oozes his way in and out I the hole. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Chronic Husker 85 Posted June 13, 2012 I wanna be the guy who cant grasp that possums and raccoons arent the same animal. Jeebus. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
titans&bucs&bearsohmy! 2,745 Posted June 14, 2012 Except that maybe im a black guy.... Well that would make it even funnier then wouldn't it? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
southcarolina 166 Posted June 14, 2012 Well that would make it even funnier then wouldn't it? I suppose it would. Im really not though. Im white as newly fallen snow. I cant dance, and i have a little d!ck Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kutulu 1,541 Posted June 14, 2012 Im really not though. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
OldMaid 1,838 Posted June 14, 2012 *UPDATE* It looks like I have myself a bit of a dilemma... Not only am I feeding a little 'possum, but now it appears I have a stray cat as well. They don't bother each other... but if the cat gets to the food first, he doesn't leave anything for the 'possum, and vice versa. Shouid I put more food out or will I end up feeding every critter in the neighborhood? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
southcarolina 166 Posted June 14, 2012 *UPDATE* It looks like I have myself I bit of a dilemma... Not only am I feeding a little 'possum, but now it appears I have a stray cat as well. They don't bother each other... but if the cat gets to the food first, he doesn't leave anything for the 'possum, and vice versa. Shouid I put more food out or will I end up feeding every critter in the neighborhood? Definately put more food out. Raccoons need to eat about 2.7 lbs of food per day. Its a fact. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mungwater 588 Posted June 14, 2012 *UPDATE* It looks like I have myself a bit of a dilemma... Not only am I feeding a little 'possum, but now it appears I have a stray cat as well. They don't bother each other... but if the cat gets to the food first, he doesn't leave anything for the 'possum, and vice versa. Shouid I put more food out or will I end up feeding every critter in the neighborhood? I honestly think you are retarded, maybe not 100% bang your brother retarded, but definitely a window licker at least. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mookz 1,287 Posted June 14, 2012 Please take a picture of the possum coming to eat next time and post it here. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JTB 52 Posted June 14, 2012 Please take a picture of the possum coming to eat next time and post it here. Make sure your toes are in the picture...I like feet! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BunnysBastatrds 1,906 Posted June 14, 2012 *UPDATE* Shouid I put more food out or will I end up feeding every critter in the neighborhood? Watch out for the panty sniffers. They eat more than cat food. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Elevator Killer 497 Posted June 14, 2012 I found an abandoned baby possum and took it to the wildlife rescue a few weeks ago. Last I heard he's doing fine. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jerryskids 5,165 Posted June 14, 2012 I honestly think you are retarded, maybe not 100% bang your brother retarded, but definitely a window licker at least. He/she's gotta be trolling, right? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
OldMaid 1,838 Posted June 14, 2012 Please take a picture of the possum coming to eat next time and post it here. My 'possum Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
southcarolina 166 Posted June 14, 2012 My 'possum Ive got some possums in my yard too Cute as f*ck baby possums Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
OldMaid 1,838 Posted June 14, 2012 Ive got some possums in my yard too Cute as f*ck baby possums Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Little Rusty 17 Posted June 14, 2012 My 'possum nice poosum would be nicer shaved Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mookz 1,287 Posted June 14, 2012 My 'possum Definitely a California possum...you can tell by those botoxed lips. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SUXBNME 1,319 Posted June 14, 2012 Ive got some possums in my yard too Cute as f*ck baby possums That's a cute hummingbird Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
southcarolina 166 Posted June 14, 2012 That's a cute hummingbird Dude. Theyre possums. You can tell by the cute masks and retractable anterior claws. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
OldMaid 1,838 Posted June 14, 2012 Watch out for the panty sniffers. They eat more than cat food. :terrifiedSuxwillfindmyhouse: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Elevator Killer 497 Posted June 14, 2012 Dude. Theyre possums. You can tell by the cute masks and retractable anterior claws. That sounds like a Oraccoon. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mookz 1,287 Posted June 14, 2012 That sounds like a Oraccoon. Obummer! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Elevator Killer 497 Posted June 14, 2012 Obummer! Obushma! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
titans&bucs&bearsohmy! 2,745 Posted June 15, 2012 *UPDATE* It looks like I have myself a bit of a dilemma... Not only am I feeding a little 'possum, but now it appears I have a stray cat as well. They don't bother each other... but if the cat gets to the food first, he doesn't leave anything for the 'possum, and vice versa. Shouid I put more food out or will I end up feeding every critter in the neighborhood? Meh, the cat is probably just following the fish stench from your hallway. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SUXBNME 1,319 Posted June 15, 2012 Obushma! Peniswrinkle! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shotsup 830 Posted June 15, 2012 :terrifiedSuxwillfindmyhouse: I'm looking through google earth right now Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Giants Fan 85 Posted June 15, 2012 Couple times when I was living in Seattle, I thought, after living in New York, I thought I had just seen some huge, mutant rat. Turned out .... It was a raccoon. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shotsup 830 Posted June 15, 2012 Turned out ... I was just a douche Nice one Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Giants Fan 85 Posted June 15, 2012 No ... seriously. NO WAY could you ever get that close to a possum. I once caught a hummingbird with my bare hands though. Snuck up from behind it while it was at a feeder and cupped my hands around it. It started screaching and I opened my hands to check if it was OK and it flew away. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Elevator Killer 497 Posted June 15, 2012 I once caught a hummingbird with my bare hands though. Snuck up from behind it while it was at a feeder and cupped my hands around it. That was a Hawk Moth. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JTB 52 Posted June 15, 2012 My 'possum I don't see toes! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
