shotsup 832 Posted December 26, 2018 Going to a close friend (of about 44 years) 50th Birthday party this weekend- hes loaded and having it at one of the ritziest places on Long Island. WTF do you give as a gift for someone that doesnt need anything? I think cash is an insult- Ideas ? I cant afford tee time at Augusta. Just saying Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wiffleball 4,640 Posted December 26, 2018 Nice bottle of whatever. Easy. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
titans&bucs&bearsohmy! 2,745 Posted December 26, 2018 First edition or signed copy of something he likes? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hardcore troubadour 12,633 Posted December 26, 2018 A Benny Agbayani rookie card. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cloaca du jour 2,064 Posted December 26, 2018 Do a funny 50 thing....50 condoms...a picture of what things cost when they were born Etc etc Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wiffleball 4,640 Posted December 26, 2018 Perfect guy gift at any age; Leatherman.: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Filthy Fernadez 2,696 Posted December 26, 2018 Perfect guy gift at any age; Leatherman.: With or without a ballgag? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dain11279 927 Posted December 26, 2018 Nice bottle of whatever. Easy. This. He can add it to the other thousand of them he already has Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kopy 491 Posted December 26, 2018 Going to a close friend (of about 44 years) 50th Birthday party this weekend- hes loaded and having it at one of the ritziest places on Long Island. WTF do you give as a gift for someone that doesnt need anything? I think cash is an insult- Ideas ? I cant afford tee time at Augusta. Just saying What do he like to do?Interests & hobbies? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bier Meister 1,513 Posted December 26, 2018 exaggerated reading glasses, viagra, depends Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
drobeski 3,061 Posted December 26, 2018 Wake him with a blow job 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bier Meister 1,513 Posted December 26, 2018 exaggerated reading glasses, viagra, depends And a bottle of hibiki whisky Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
fandandy 3,311 Posted December 26, 2018 A nice pocket knife. Something smallish like a Case Texas Toothpick. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hardcore troubadour 12,633 Posted December 26, 2018 It is the 50th anniversary of the Jets winning the Super Bowl in 2019. Perhaps something commemorating that? Maybe an Emerson Boozer jersey? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
patweisers44 697 Posted December 26, 2018 Coupon for one strapon rodgering from your wife. Its a win-win for you: gift given and you get a night off. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wiffleball 4,640 Posted December 26, 2018 The Trump 'charity' has to sell it's autographed Tebow Broncos helmet. Just a suggestion. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
frank 2,144 Posted December 26, 2018 Ramen noodles. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jerryskids 5,199 Posted December 26, 2018 Nothing says "I love you" like a butt plug. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bier Meister 1,513 Posted December 26, 2018 Nothing says "I love you" like a butt plug. .... And a safe word. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NorthernVike 2,080 Posted December 26, 2018 Give him dingby's phone number and have him take him golfing at Augusta. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Frozenbeernuts 1,652 Posted December 26, 2018 A nice pocket knife. Something smallish like a Case Texas Toothpick. That can't be opened with one hand from what I can see. I always want one I can quickly and easily open Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mobb_deep 917 Posted December 26, 2018 Hire some Russian hookers to pee on him. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
vuduchile 1,941 Posted December 26, 2018 That can't be opened with one hand from what I can see. I always want one I can quickly and easily open What are you? A Puerto Rican from the year 1981? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NorthernVike 2,080 Posted December 26, 2018 What are you? A Puerto Rican from the year 1981? Si Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kopy 491 Posted December 26, 2018 A nice pocket knife. Something smallish like a Case Texas Toothpick. Not a bad idea. If he's even somewhat a knife guy. Even have it engraved Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Filthy Fernadez 2,696 Posted December 26, 2018 Hire some Russian hookers to pee on him. You pretty much Trumped all other suggestions. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jerryskids 5,199 Posted December 26, 2018 Not a bad idea. If he's even somewhat a knife guy. Even have it engraved Yeah, the key is the engraving. Dood is loaded so he can buy any knife he wants. But an engraving, maybe an inside joke or even "Happy 50th from Shotsup" makes it special. Also I wouldn't spend much on the knife or other object, that's not the point and I doubt he would want you to do that. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nzoner 936 Posted December 26, 2018 50 thing.... For a guy who has it all I like this idea,I don't have it all but my mrs(36C) did this on my 50th and wrapped each individual thing. 50 lottery tickets(assuming he likes to gamble),50 smaller denomination gift cards or a combination of such things. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NorthernVike 2,080 Posted December 26, 2018 Buy him a drink. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
frank 2,144 Posted December 26, 2018 Just give him a oiece of paper that says http://www.fftodayforums.com/forum/index.php?showforum=10 You're welcome. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wiffleball 4,640 Posted December 26, 2018 That can't be opened with one hand from what I can see. I always want one I can quickly and easily open Aren't switchblades illegal? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hardcore troubadour 12,633 Posted December 26, 2018 Seeing as this guy is a player and probabaly has it all, I would go with what Digby says. He seems to have a handle on the high end lifestyle. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Frozenbeernuts 1,652 Posted December 26, 2018 Aren't switchblades illegal? Assisted open =/= switchblade Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wiffleball 4,640 Posted December 26, 2018 Hickory Farms. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cyclone24 1,814 Posted December 26, 2018 How bout a coffin. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tanatastic 2,061 Posted December 26, 2018 Yep, bottle of whatever he likes or a nice cheese and meat gift set. Who doesn’t love cheese and meat? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Frozenbeernuts 1,652 Posted December 26, 2018 Yep, bottle of whatever he likes or a nice cheese and meat gift set. Who doesnt love cheese and meat? I hate cheese Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wiffleball 4,640 Posted December 26, 2018 I hate cheese Commie. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gladiators 1,904 Posted December 26, 2018 I hate cheese You love pizza, right? Cheeseless? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tanatastic 2,061 Posted December 26, 2018 You love pizza, right? Cheeseless? No, he likes cheese on pizza but nowhere else. Real psychosis. Cheese is one of the reasons life is worth living. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
