Official Week 9 Fock You thread: Bye week edition.....

[Filthy Fernadez 2,696]

Preemptive out to Cam; listen Focktard, Greg Olsen has been your best target this year so don't overthink it Einstein.

 

Another Preemptive out to Brees. Listen Moleman, you screw this up tonight and you'll be flying a cargo plane out of Hong Kong full of rubber dog sh!t.

[DonS 3,063]

+1 for Cam ignoring Olsen. Last week's 1 catch for 16 yd performance by Olsen was an absolute abortion that made the Baby Jesus cry.

[OldMaid 1,838]

+1 for Cam ignoring Olsen. Last week's 1 catch for 16 yd performance by Olsen was an absolute abortion that made the Baby Jesus cry.

If that's all it takes to make the baby Jesus cry, then J. Thomas being held to under 10pts the last two weeks, made Satan turn on the air-conditioning in hell.

[NEWPOSTERGUY! 266]

- rolling out JStew in one league, so big FOCK YOU to that dreadlocked miscreant DWilly for choosing this fockin' week to have his ankle dipped in Lourdes

 

and FOCK ME for rostering any Carolina rb not named Caaaaaam

[Filthy Fernadez 2,696]

Fock you out to XFinity Live TV....................No NFL Network live game? Go cram that subscription up yer a$$ sideways with a focking rake. Yeah; the metal spikey kind.

[Filthy Fernadez 2,696]

Brees with a focking pick already. You're on notice Moleman.

[Ramrock 13]

bress stinks

[eagles115 23]

Brees LOL

[bfros 53]

Brees on the road.....I can feel it now....gonna be a long night

[Filthy Fernadez 2,696]

[Gratefulegg1973 253]

I'll chime in on the Olsen FU bandwagon. I d!cked around all year with the likes of Pitta, Rudolph, Daniels, Kelce, and pretty much every other oft-injured scrub at the position. I trade for Olsen last week, after watching him catch 8-80 every single week. Naturally he puts up nothing, and is off to the same start tonight. FU Sham Newton. Throw him the focking ball

[boilerddd 62]

FU Cam. I should have just gambled on Romo and his broken back before playing your worthless rear end. Thought surely you could put up decent numbers against the Saints at home on national TV. The only time you seem to care is when you get to pose for the camera and look cool. Worthless pile of dog poo. So far a whopping 5 combined points from Cam and Benjamin. LOVE having a loss for the week looming starting on Thursday.

[Challenger 72]

Just throw it to god dam Kelvin already.

[thePRO 78]

Brees is a focking focker! Dude sucks. To top it off, they always run the focking ball at the goalline now. F! Give me a TD punk arse.

[DonS 3,063]

FU to you fockers that traded for Olsen and killed his mojo!!!!

[OldMaid 1,838]

Fock this entire game.

[Old School 360]

Fock Cam. DO SOMETHING!!!!!!!!

[Antiramie 50]

Someone break Cam's ribs again so they'll put in a QB that can complete more than 10% of his passes. The Summer of Greg is dying.

[Filthy Fernadez 2,696]

Cam is a focking joke. They'd be better off giving the QB job to some bozo from the stands.

[DonS 3,063]

Hey Cam, look for that big white dude wearing #88. And knock off that Superman bullsh1t...

[jdon 28]

I do not understand why the saints run like every 1st and 2nd. Its horrible.

I miss the days when they would air it out and attack you.

This adherence to running game has cost them wins already and it continues to hurt fantasy (Which is much worse, lol)

[tanatastic 2,061]

Big big monster cack sized Fock You out to Kelvin Smegmajin. Your stone hands can only catch balls in triple coverage I guess. Wide open passes are too hard for you to reel in. Great job Cam, really showed nice touch tonite. Gnaw my root you overrated puss bag and get some balls on target to my wr even tho he can't catch.

 

Brees, great job but thanks for coming up 3yds short of my 5pnt 300yd bonus. 30 carries for Ingram? Your the saints, you throw on 1, you throw on 2, when 3rd comes around you know what to do.

[OldMaid 1,838]

That's it... no more starting players who have games on Thursday night.

 

Fock you Thursday night curse!

[Filthy Fernadez 2,696]

Fock you out to Cam again for being dumber than a bag of hammers thereby making Olsen worthless Thursday night.

 

Fock you out to Carson Palmer for that pick six. Feed Ellington and you wouldn't have issues d!ckhead.

[Filthy Fernadez 2,696]

Fock you out to Rivers................FML. I focking trade for your sorry a$$ as you're having a career year and then you start promptly sucking more cack than a two dollar wh0re when the fleet hits the dock.

[tigeru 65]

Oopsy daisy hell throw rest of game though

[dreen626 17]

FU CHARGERS

[Gratefulegg1973 253]

Unbelievably, I decided to start Michael Floyd in a league again this week. It's now blatantly obvious that Floyd teabagged Palmers wife. I honestly don't know what he even does on the field, other than stand there playing with his tool. Fock you Floyd, fock you Palmer. Good news is, I'll have no second thoughts about dropping him this week.

 

FU Lesean McCoy. Talk about the 'bust of the year' frontrunner. I bet you'll leave a tip next time huh, 'superstar'.

 

FU Jeremy Hill. Tough sledding against the mighty Jags D huh? Fock off you overhyped scrub.

 

And as tempted as I am to give DeAndre Hopkins a FU, I think it's more appropriate to give the FU to Fitzpatrick. How this clown is a starting QB in the league is a bigger mystery than the Kennedy assassination.

[murf74 461]

Tanny

 

Feed Wallace dammit

[Gratefulegg1973 253]

And fock me for being too dumb to expect to win.

 

Start:

Hill over Lamar Miller.

Lafell over Sanu

Floyd over anyone

 

Oh goodie, Hill's hurt now. Fock my life

[HOKIEZ 34]

Jordan reed 0 targets Fock off

[OldMaid 1,838]

Fock you Foles!!!

 

It's not enough for you to just be medicore, now you have to go and get injured?

 

There's not a curse word sufficent for my rage.

[HOKIEZ 34]

And fock me for dropping kelce

[dreen626 17]

FU BRANDON OLIVER.

WTF

[OldMaid 1,838]

And fock me for dropping kelce

At least he's not sitting on your bench like he is on mine.

 

Fock me!

[Gratefulegg1973 253]

To the Kelce guys, I'll do you one better: I got so sick of him I traded Marshall for Olsen. Olsen's caught 2 balls in the last 2 weeks, and Kelce's on my bench.

[Filthy Fernadez 2,696]

Fock you Reid.....................you must have a Kelce Cam on my bench. I no sooner put him on the pine then you call his number in the red zone, YOU FAT FOCK.

[murf74 461]

Jordan reed?

[ThatDude 9]

Fock you Shoelace, Keenan, Fitz, and Novak

[tigeru 65]

Andy