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Fock those champions and their championship posts!!

 

Who focked you over today? I'll start...

 

Brees 12 pts (Fock you)

 

Bennett 0 pts (Fock you and Clausen)

 

Bills DST 3 pts (Royal fock you! You literally own the Broncos and Packers offense, but can't handle the Raiders? Only in fantasy)

 

Graham 2 pts (Well fock you, but fock Brees again more)

 

4 players 17 pts....these guys couldn't save me, but I thank the following for a great run:

 

Cobb, Brown, and Lacy. These guys have been awesome to watch all year, just don't know what happened to Cobb's TDs.

 

Notable players: Gordon (4 pts as my #3) and L. Murray (ran hard against a "tough" DST)

 

 

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Two's company...

 

Fock you to:

 

Andrew Luck - #1 QB all season and you sh!t the bed on championship week and get benched.

 

Indirect FU to Cam Newton - you have an f'king awesome TE - look further than your own ego and throw him the damn ball. Your backup had no trouble finding him consistently.

 

I'm going to need CJ Anderson to outscore Lynch and Demarius by 35+ at this point... So basically focked.

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Two's company...

 

Fock you to:

 

Andrew Luck - #1 QB all season and you sh!t the bed on championship week and get benched.

 

 

He got benched, huh? :doh:

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Would have a decent shot at winning but the Rams secondary had to let ODB breeze into the endzone for an 80-yard TD. Fml!

 

Now I'm down 29 with Jeremy Hill. It's PPR & he had 28 last week but I'm not feeling it this week.

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My team crapped the bed. Led by Luck, Evans, Charles, Ingram, Tate, Sturgis. If they scored anywhere near their projections I win, but they fell well short and I got killed. Also lost the total points lead, but still have next week. Had Julio on the bench but only cost me 6 points. Winner rode Beckham all the way to the championship, but was solid everywhere.

 

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FU Brees of course. Steven Jackson pretty healthy all year but picks Championship Week to come up lame. Josh Gordon who can't catch anything no matter who's throwing him the ball. And FO to the Pats DEF, who play better against Peyton and Rodgers and Rivers than they do against the Jets, The f*in Jets!!!

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Playing Moncrief because Edelman was out and Julio scared me out of starting Douglas.

I can see you beating yourself on this one. Many felt if Julio was good to go he would not just be a decoy. He is just too good and Saints secondary is just too bad. Even on one leg he would ball.

 

As for Mondrief without Hilton, wow, this was a shocker- no points. Who would have thought? Although Luck has been regressing the past three weeks.

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Need a Festofus for the Restofus miracle to pull it out. Up 24 in a PPR and he still has Sanders, CJ Anderson and Barth going.

 

Rodgers and gimpy calf, PT and his 2 touches, Olsen getting snubbed by Cam and Buffalo Def.

 

Thanks a pantload.

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Not over yet...but it might as well be. my AJ Green against DT tonight and I am down 16 points.

FU Luck, Hauschka, Evans, Buf D for me...and FU to that run by Lynch that sealed it. :cry:

Dominated the league down the stretch...putting up an average of 140 ever week when most were putting up about 100 (had 195 in my bye week).

Also and FU to Mike McCarthy...just because Lacy got stopped one time at the GL (and never saw the replay but he looked in)...doesn't mean you have to go to Kuhn....then 3 straight passes later in the game).

1 yard away from 100 yards and some bonus points...instead...pass to Jordy (for my opponent). I think that ends up being about a 16 point swing too.

 

Though, Lacy was the only one on my team that performed up to expectations yesterday. Well...of course ODB too... :wub:

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My team crapped the bed. Led by Luck, Evans, Charles, Ingram, Tate, Sturgis. If they scored anywhere near their projections I win, but they fell well short and I got killed. Also lost the total points lead, but still have next week. Had Julio on the bench but only cost me 6 points. Winner rode Beckham all the way to the championship, but was solid everywhere.

 

This for me as well. Just bad performances all around. Brady, Forsett, Maclin and even Le'Veon to an extent. Miraculously was still in it at the end but the Robert Woods TD finally did me in. Didn't really deserve to win anyway though :dunno:

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I need 52.38 points tonight from the efforts of Hill and Green, I have some doubts about my ability to win. i can't complain too much, my opponents guys mostly sucked, but he got great performances from Beckham and some other turd....

 

Pretty sure I belong in here. :bench:

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I'm going to need CJ Anderson to outscore Lynch and Demarius by 35+ at this point... So basically focked.

 

Of course Lynch goes on to score twice after I post this.

 

Official "What do I need on MNF" is for Anderson to outscore D. Thomas by 63. FML.

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I'm here for the substantial power of the reverse FF forearm jinx. :thumbsup:

 

I need help in two leagues; I'm leading going into MNF in both.

 

#1: I'm up 19.6. He has Dalton and Hill (projected @ 14.8 and 14.2 respectively); I have Barth (projected @ 12) . Need a low scoring game here with lots of FG. FOCK BARTH! :mad: Proper lineup decisions on my part would have me in a no-brainer right now.

 

#2: I'm up 5.7. He has CJ and AJ left; I have Hill and Barth left. FOCK HILL AND BARTH you loser alien Sam Cassell head looking mofos! :unsure:

 

:lol:

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I outscored the 2nd highest scorer in our 12 man league by 250 points over the course of the season (average weekly score for the league is 120-130). I survived Luck's miserable performance last week to make it to the championship...and then was dumped on with that -1.1 point performance yesterday. There's no coming back from this 2nd place finish now. PISSED!! Two things make that even worse...one as a colts fan, I watched the game and Luck actually played well aside from the one poor decision to throw into double coverage. The colts had about 5 drops for him and stupid penalties kept negating good gains. the second was that had I known the Colts weren't going to try all that hard and were even resting lineman I would have played Russell Wilson and rode that 45 points to a championship.

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I'm here for the substantial power of the reverse FF forearm jinx. :thumbsup:

I need help in two leagues; I'm leading going into MNF in both.

#1: I'm up 19.6. He has Dalton and Hill (projected @ 14.8 and 14.2 respectively); I have Barth (projected @ 12) . Need a low scoring game here with lots of FG. FOCK BARTH! :mad: Proper lineup decisions on my part would have me in a no-brainer right now.

**WINNER**#2: I'm up 5.7. He has CJ and AJ left; I have Hill and Barth left. FOCK HILL AND BARTH you loser alien Sam Cassell head looking mofos!

:lol:

About the best I could hope for. :banana: Won 2 of three Ships. Nice!

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Stop complaining about how you lost your championship to an inferior team if you continue to play head to head. In 2007 our league went to breakdown and we have not heard once that the best team didn't win. Before that some powerhouse teams got skunked. One year Amani Toomer had 3 Tds and the team with priest and Ladanian lost. You don't have to play head to head, at this point everyone knows it's a crap shoot. Stop doing it, you have the sincepower. Play head to head for a smaller pot and fun. That's what we do. Use breakdown to determine the overall winner.

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Believe me, you have to get real lucky to win breakdown with a bad team. It has never happened since we switched. Some teams go on a lucky streak with defenses or a hot sleeper, but it doesn't last.

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Dynasty league Toilet Bowl Championship for #1 pick. Lost by 14 points. Have the #2 pick at least next year for our rookie draft. My losing roster:

 

Ryan

Hill

S. Jackson (should have played F. Jackson, left 19 points on my bench)

Megatron

M. Bryant (Baldwin on bench with 18)

A. Johnson

M. Rivera

C. Catanzaro

Seahawks

 

If I made 1 or 2 roster changes on who I started, I would have won. Oh well. Can't wait for our rookie draft though!

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So here's my story in a nutshell. Up 38.55 going into Monday night. I'm done, they have Jeremy Hill and Emmanuel Sanders..... If they would have tackled Hill after 12 yards instead of 14 I would have won by .5........... I lost by .15 points. I think I'm going to retire.......

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Stop complaining about how you lost your championship to an inferior team if you continue to play head to head. In 2007 our league went to breakdown and we have not heard once that the best team didn't win. Before that some powerhouse teams got skunked. One year Amani Toomer had 3 Tds and the team with priest and Ladanian lost. You don't have to play head to head, at this point everyone knows it's a crap shoot. Stop doing it, you have the sincepower. Play head to head for a smaller pot and fun. That's what we do. Use breakdown to determine the overall winner.

So lame.

 

Most leagues I'm in, 1 team dominates. So 11 other teams would be out of the running weeks ago. How is that fun? If the NFL followed your rules, The Bills would have been a dynasty in the 90's.

 

:thumbsdown:

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Lame? We have never had a team clinch anything before week 16. Like I said, you keep head to head for a side pot. It's kind of hard to run away with it because the most wins you can get in a week is 11. Other teams are also getting wins, even the ones who put up a great week but lose in a head to head matchup. If you can't figure it out, sorry. Keep playing head to head where the second lowest score of the week can get a win and the second highest score can get a loss. May as well buy a scratch off lottery ticket.

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Stafford and Tannehill!!!!

 

Kept picking the wrong QB every focking week!!!!

 

Would've taken the title easily if I've started Tannehill!!

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Jeremy Hill's fumble cost me the championship. Lost by 1.9 points and we lose 2 for fumbles

BUT HE WAS A SECOND ROUND PICK!!!!!!!

 

 

 

No but seriously, that guy is a pretty good rb. Sorry for your loss.

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I was down 9 going into Monday night he had hill I had d Thomas in 1pt ppr. I ended up losing by 9 pts basically from odb's 80yd td grab and had Thomas not had 80yds and 2 catches called back due to penalties I would've won by 1 pt. Oh well that's ff. It was my fourth super bowl appearance in a row and I'm 1-3 in those four appearances and it's my 7th super bowl in our 14 yrs in the league and I'm 1-6 in the super bowl. This guy I just played has beat me 4x for the title. Now that's some bad luck but hey I've played for free basically as I've won some money but I'm like Peyton, great in the reg season and snake bitten in the one big game that matters. Onto next year.

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I was down 9 going into Monday night he had hill I had d Thomas in 1pt ppr. I ended up losing by 9 pts basically from odb's 80yd td grab and had Thomas not had 80yds and 2 catches called back due to penalties I would've won by 1 pt. Oh well that's ff. It was my fourth super bowl appearance in a row and I'm 1-3 in those four appearances and it's my 7th super bowl in our 14 yrs in the league and I'm 1-6 in the super bowl. This guy I just played has beat me 4x for the title. Now that's some bad luck but hey I've played for free basically as I've won some money but I'm like Peyton, great in the reg season and snake bitten in the one big game that matters. Onto next year.

I lost due to ODB's 80-yarder as well. Was down 29 in a PPR/small bonus league. Hill got me 22 but his long TD run to start the game gave me a glimmer of hope. Thought he was gonna get the nod on the 1yard line but Dalton threw it to Gresham instead.

 

Oh well, good season anyways. Still won plenty of $ so I'm happy.

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I'm guessing ALOT of teams that won won on the back of odb's 80yd td. He was this years josh Gordon, funny I had Gordon last year when I won. Next year it'll b some other wr that takes that role.

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Brees killed me too

 

Brees

L. Bell

Cj Anderson

D. Thomas

R. White

D. Walker

F. Jackson

Vinateri

Baltimore

 

Pretty much my whole team took a dump

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