edjr 5,547 Posted July 23, 2014 I've been seeing this ridiculous term popping up all over the place lately. Lesbian Gay Bi Transgender Someone here at the firm was named "One of the best LGBT Lawyers under 40" Class of 2014 Really? People are classified by their sexual orientation now? What the fock is this focking world coming too? Also, how the fock is being BI, a sexual classification? Jesus focking christ people Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cyclone24 1,805 Posted July 23, 2014 How does a person who works at a law firm not understand the basic concept of work discrimination based on their sexual orientation? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
posty 2,296 Posted July 23, 2014 Really? People are classified by their sexual orientation now? Blame political correctness... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
edjr 5,547 Posted July 23, 2014 Blame political correctness... Oh I'm well aware of why. Focking Liberal scum and their PC bullsh1t. An award based on your sexual orientation though? My most important question is this? What about people that have not "outed" themselves and choose to live in secrecy? No award for them? You have to run around waving an LGBT flag? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
posty 2,296 Posted July 23, 2014 Oh I'm well aware of why. Focking Liberal scum and their PC bullsh1t. An award based on your sexual orientation though? My most important question is this? What about people that have not "outed" themselves and choose to live in secrecy? No award for them? You have to run around waving an LGBT flag? Maybe to make them feel special since they are "different"? Kind of like a participation trophy... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
drobeski 3,061 Posted July 23, 2014 Progress, come on ed....can't you just coexist? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TimmySmith 2,782 Posted July 23, 2014 I have always wondered if people who are gay like being lumped in with a bunch of whackjobs. I mean, how far down the road are they going to add dog and cat fockers to this list? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
edjr 5,547 Posted July 23, 2014 I have always wondered if people who are gay like being lumped in with a bunch of whackjobs. I mean, how far down the road are they going to add dog and cat fockers to this list? lgBt Bestiality. I like it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mungwater 588 Posted July 23, 2014 Didn't they add a q for gender queer? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Thornton Melon 542 Posted July 23, 2014 Didn't they add a q for gender queer? The "q" is for "questioning". I'm sure they'll add another letter soon. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Herbivore 904 Posted July 23, 2014 Wouldn't that mean best lawyer for LGBT issues? Not that they may be one of those. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cyclone24 1,805 Posted July 23, 2014 Wouldn't that mean best lawyer for LGBT issues? Not that they may be one of those. Dont bring common sense into this you SOB. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Herbivore 904 Posted July 23, 2014 Dont bring common sense into this you SOB. My bad. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
porkbutt 860 Posted July 23, 2014 they just added a "Q" for Questioning :lol: i thought their whole logic was that sexual orientation was fixed? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
IGotWorms 3,302 Posted July 23, 2014 Yeah pretty annoying. I was applying for a job recently and was basically told they liked me but they're looking for diversity, and in Washington state that currently means LGBT. I'm all for equal rights but some do take it too far Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
edjr 5,547 Posted July 23, 2014 Yeah pretty annoying. I was applying for a job recently and was basically told they liked me but they're looking for diversity, and in Washington state that currently means LGBT. I'm all for equal rights but some do take it too far Only have to suck 1 cack to be bisexual. If you let a guy suck your cack, would that make you bisexual as well? I need a ruling Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DankNuggs 305 Posted July 23, 2014 Yeah pretty annoying. I was applying for a job recently and was basically told they liked me but they're looking for diversity, and in Washington state that currently means LGBT. I'm all for equal rights but some do take it too far You should have asked Frank M to select your interview outfit. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
5-Points 2,716 Posted July 23, 2014 Yeah pretty annoying. I was applying for a job recently and was basically told they liked me but they're looking for diversity, and in Washington state that currently means LGBT. I'm all for equal rights but some do take it too farSo does LGBT status count as diversity? Seriously. Because if it does I'll claim LGBT status. I "Love Great Big Titties". Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
IGotWorms 3,302 Posted July 23, 2014 So does LGBT status count as diversity? Seriously. Because if it does I'll claim LGBT status. I "Love Great Big Titties". I think it depends on your area but in liberal areas it is very hot right now. Racial diversity is becoming old news. Frankly I do think it's getting out of hand Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mungwater 588 Posted July 23, 2014 So does LGBT status count as diversity? Seriously. Because if it does I'll claim LGBT status. I "Love Great Big Titties". You need to add BNOFC, for "but not on fat chicks". Nobody would question it for possibility of offending you or not knowing what the latest craze is. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jerryskids 5,172 Posted July 23, 2014 You should have asked Frank M to select your interview outfit. Seriously tho, how many lgbt lawyers are there in Washington state to choose from? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
porkbutt 860 Posted July 23, 2014 Yeah pretty annoying. I was applying for a job recently and was basically told they liked me but they're looking for diversity, and in Washington state that currently means LGBT. I'm all for equal rights but some do take it too far shoulda just told them you're "questioning" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
IGotWorms 3,302 Posted July 23, 2014 Seriously tho, how many lgbt lawyers are there in Washington state to choose from? You'd be surprised. And I gotta tell you, this is going to make me sound wildly homophobic, but I can't help but wonder if it isn't seem by some as a smart career move to be LGBT these days Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
edjr 5,547 Posted July 23, 2014 You'd be surprised. And I gotta tell you, this is going to make me sound wildly homophobic, but I can't help but wonder if it isn't seem by some as a smart career move to be LGBT these days That's what I'm saying. anyone can claim LGBT. not like they will do a background check to see whose cack you been licking Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
5-Points 2,716 Posted July 23, 2014 You need to add BNOFC, for "but not on fat chicks". Nobody would question it for possibility of offending you or not knowing what the latest craze is. focking brilliant. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Thornton Melon 542 Posted July 23, 2014 Within 5 years, the acronym will expand to: LGBTQWTFIDK Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BunnysBastatrds 1,911 Posted July 23, 2014 I need a ruling Call him and ask. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jerryskids 5,172 Posted July 23, 2014 You'd be surprised. And I gotta tell you, this is going to make me sound wildly homophobic, but I can't help but wonder if it isn't seem by some as a smart career move to be LGBT these daysI don't see why that would make you homophobic. Question for the general audience : is this "Questioning" label for realz? I'm not going to Google it from work. Although from this thread, it might be a shrewd career move... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hoytdwow 202 Posted July 23, 2014 It stands for Little Rusty Garglezballz BunnysBastatrds TimmySmith Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
frank 2,144 Posted July 23, 2014 I don't see why that would make you homophobic. Question for the general audience : is this "Questioning" label for realz? I'm not going to Google it from work. Although from this thread, it might be a shrewd career move... I think I have seen LGBTQQI. The other Q is for queer. I forget what the I was. I know there are the 2Qs. I could be wrong about the I. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
naomi 343 Posted July 23, 2014 Yeah pretty annoying. I was applying for a job recently and was basically told they liked me but they're looking for diversity, and in Washington state that currently means LGBT. I'm all for equal rights but some do take it too far Private sector right? No pun intended. That actually makes me feel a little for you. Is great sensitivity to LGBT something that would help in that job...or is just a matter of their image? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
drobeski 3,061 Posted July 23, 2014 Lil girly boy trannies ? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
IGotWorms 3,302 Posted July 23, 2014 Private sector right? No pun intended. That actually makes me feel a little for you. Is great sensitivity to LGBT something that would help in that job...or is just a matter of their image? All image, unfortunately. Mainly these firms want to present themselves to tech companies and so forth as progressive and cutting edge Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Voltaire 4,554 Posted July 23, 2014 Yeah pretty annoying. I was applying for a job recently and was basically told they liked me but they're looking for diversity, and in Washington state that currently means LGBT. I'm all for equal rights but some do take it too far You'd be surprised. And I gotta tell you, this is going to make me sound wildly homophobic, but I can't help but wonder if it isn't seem by some as a smart career move to be LGBT these days There's hope for you yet on the affirmative action front. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Voltaire 4,554 Posted July 23, 2014 Only have to suck 1 cack to be bisexual. If you let a guy suck your cack, would that make you bisexual as well? I need a ruling Oh, don't do it that way. Do I have to spell it out again? When confronted with gender discrimination claim to be transgender in the interview. Then later clarify to your colleagues that you are actually a transgender lesbian. Instead of asking a guy to give you a blow job, all you need to do is put highlights in your hair. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Voltaire 4,554 Posted July 24, 2014 There's hope for you yet on the affirmative action front. I've been thinking about this more in the last day or so. You know it's one thing to advocate for equal treatment and rights before the law. The problem with LGBT as it was with the black activists before them is that once they win, they don't stop. Once they win and get keys to the kingdom, they keep going by enacting and enforcing reverse discrimination. I didn't put up any fight when they were pushing for equal rights. I was supportive actually. It's just when they push it onto TV everywhere, parade organizers, and reverse discrimination like against you that I take issue. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
edjr 5,547 Posted July 24, 2014 Oh, don't do it that way. Do I have to spell it out again? When confronted with gender discrimination claim to be transgender in the interview. Then later clarify to your colleagues that you are actually a transgender lesbian. Instead of asking a guy to give you a blow job, all you need to do is put highlights in your hair. Newbie is set? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DankNuggs 305 Posted July 24, 2014 You'd be surprised. And I gotta tell you, this is going to make me sound wildly homophobic, but I can't help but wonder if it isn't seem by some as a smart career move to be LGBT these days Elizabeth Warren is native american Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
porkbutt 860 Posted July 25, 2014 when are they gonna add a "C" for confused? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
edjr 5,547 Posted July 25, 2014 I don't even get why transgendered is part of this. transgendered is not something you are born with. being born gay is one thing, or even thinking you were 'meant' to be the opposite sex. We are taking this sh1t way too far. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
