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#1 cyclone24

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Posted 06 December 2017 - 09:06 AM


http://worldnewsdail...neral-ceremony/


That's right.... cousins won't stop fuckin at a funeral.....because.... Alabama.
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#2 Reality

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Posted 06 December 2017 - 09:08 AM

After seeing those mugshots, I'm glad they found each other..



#3 nzoner

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Posted 06 December 2017 - 09:09 AM

Boogity,boogity,boogity


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#4 dain11279

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Posted 06 December 2017 - 09:12 AM

:lol:

 

This thread might turn out better then your retard beauty pageant winner one did

 

:popcorn:


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#5 Mike Honcho

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Posted 06 December 2017 - 09:14 AM

Could be worse, least they weren't having sex with the deceased.

#6 edjr

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Posted 06 December 2017 - 09:17 AM

She looks like daddy pig

 

https://vignette.wik...=20141227105217


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#7 Cruzer

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Posted 06 December 2017 - 09:17 AM

Which one is the chick? :huh:



#8 Kanil

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Posted 06 December 2017 - 09:18 AM

Lol... from the article:

“The woman just kept screaming and the boy just kept pounding her like he was in a porn movie. They both looked high as ######,” said another employee.

#9 NorthernVike

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Posted 06 December 2017 - 09:25 AM

Could be worse, least they weren't having sex with the deceased.

After seeing that chicks picture, I'm not sure that's true. 


Being an ass hole is all part of my manly essence

 

 



You guys have no focking clue what happened so you really should just shut it..

 


#10 Filthy Fernadez

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Posted 06 December 2017 - 09:42 AM

Not the first time a stiff one got buried at a funeral.


BBC for the most part is pretty damn good.


#11 SUXBNME

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Posted 06 December 2017 - 09:46 AM

Gotta be fake, right? 


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#12 jerryskids

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Posted 06 December 2017 - 09:47 AM

It's six FEET under, Clifton, not six INCHES under!


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#13 cyclone24

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Posted 06 December 2017 - 09:48 AM

Hope she keeps her chins up when she gets out of jail.
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#14 Filthy Fernadez

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Posted 06 December 2017 - 09:58 AM

Hope she keeps her chins up when she gets out of jail.

 

:thumbsup:

 

I was going to put 'She has more Chins than a Chinese phone book'. 


BBC for the most part is pretty damn good.


#15 supermike80

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Posted 06 December 2017 - 10:04 AM

This is actually one of the few times on this bored where I can say I would NOT


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start with this premise..

You win.  And I don't care.


#16 Filthy Fernadez

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Posted 06 December 2017 - 10:07 AM

This is actually one of the few times on this bored where I can say I would NOT

 

No doubt. And people wonder why they turn to farm animals there.


BBC for the most part is pretty damn good.


#17 Cloaca du jour

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Posted 06 December 2017 - 10:34 AM

Fake but funny as hell

#18 dain11279

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Posted 06 December 2017 - 10:38 AM

Could be worse, least they weren't having sex with the deceased.

 

Would have been a better choice


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#19 nzoner

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Posted 06 December 2017 - 10:46 AM

Judging by that photo that's the kind of woman that has a map of her body on her bedroom wall with with an arrow pointing that reads This Wrinkle


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#20 Patriotsfatboy1

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Posted 06 December 2017 - 10:51 AM

Gotta be fake, right? 

 

Gotta love people who can't read:

 

"World News Daily Report assumes all responsibility for the satirical nature of its articles and for the fictional nature of their content. All characters appearing in the articles in this website – even those based on real people – are entirely fictional and any resemblance between them and any person, living, dead or undead, is purely a miracle."


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#21 TimmySmith

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Posted 06 December 2017 - 10:56 AM

They stopped it right before she ate him.  


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#22 fandandy

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Posted 06 December 2017 - 10:59 AM

Damnit Clifton!!!  You wake me up one more time with your cack in my chin, I swear to GAWD I'll kill ya!!!!



#23 Hardcore troubadour

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Posted 06 December 2017 - 11:11 AM

Hourglass figure

#24 Djgb13

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Posted 06 December 2017 - 11:15 AM



#25 NorthernVike

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Posted 06 December 2017 - 11:23 AM

Looks like your wife lost a few pounds.  Congrats.  :thumbsup:

 

She really should quit smoking though.


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You guys have no focking clue what happened so you really should just shut it..

 


#26 Djgb13

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Posted 06 December 2017 - 11:24 AM

Looks like your wife lost a few pounds.  Congrats.  :thumbsup:
 
She really should quit smoking though.


As long as I can cream her Twinkie thats all that matters

#27 TommyGavin

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Posted 06 December 2017 - 11:28 AM

Which one is the chick? :huh:


This.
Sometimes when I reflect back on all the beer I drink I feel ashamed. Then I look into the glass and think about the workers in the brewery and all of their hopes and dreams. If I didn't drink this beer, they might be out of work and their dreams would be shattered. Then I say to myself, it is better that I drink this beer and let their dreams come true than be selfish and worry about my liver. ~Jack Handey (VIA IronToeNedney)

#28 TommyGavin

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Posted 06 December 2017 - 11:29 AM


Lol... from the article: The woman just kept screaming and the boy just kept pounding her like he was in a porn movie. They both looked high as ######, said another employee.


Yes also what makes it a fake story.
Sometimes when I reflect back on all the beer I drink I feel ashamed. Then I look into the glass and think about the workers in the brewery and all of their hopes and dreams. If I didn't drink this beer, they might be out of work and their dreams would be shattered. Then I say to myself, it is better that I drink this beer and let their dreams come true than be selfish and worry about my liver. ~Jack Handey (VIA IronToeNedney)

#29 cyclone24

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Posted 06 December 2017 - 12:42 PM

Yes also what makes it a fake story.


Hah...I actually googled it and saw a few different “sources” running it. So I did take one more step than ABC does with stories....so there is that. Fake...damn...my bad.
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#30 Reality

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Posted 06 December 2017 - 12:45 PM

Hah...I actually googled it and saw a few different “sources” running it. So I did take one more step than ABC does with stories....so there is that. Fake...damn...my bad.

 

Meh, on this one, we can assume it happened somewhere and went unreported.  



#31 TommyGavin

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Posted 06 December 2017 - 12:47 PM

Hah...I actually googled it and saw a few different sources running it. So I did take one more step than ABC does with stories....so there is that. Fake...damn...my bad.



Still funny tho
Sometimes when I reflect back on all the beer I drink I feel ashamed. Then I look into the glass and think about the workers in the brewery and all of their hopes and dreams. If I didn't drink this beer, they might be out of work and their dreams would be shattered. Then I say to myself, it is better that I drink this beer and let their dreams come true than be selfish and worry about my liver. ~Jack Handey (VIA IronToeNedney)

#32 IGotWorms

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Posted 06 December 2017 - 12:53 PM

Jesus Christ there shouldve been a warning before that womans pic! :cry:

#33 TommyGavin

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Posted 06 December 2017 - 01:08 PM

Jesus Christ there shouldve been a warning before that womans pic! :cry:


It's Alabama. What were you expecting ??
Sometimes when I reflect back on all the beer I drink I feel ashamed. Then I look into the glass and think about the workers in the brewery and all of their hopes and dreams. If I didn't drink this beer, they might be out of work and their dreams would be shattered. Then I say to myself, it is better that I drink this beer and let their dreams come true than be selfish and worry about my liver. ~Jack Handey (VIA IronToeNedney)

#34 IGotWorms

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Posted 06 December 2017 - 01:17 PM

It's Alabama. What were you expecting ??


Fugly but not that fugly :shocking:

#35 Kanil

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Posted 06 December 2017 - 01:37 PM

This is actually one of the few times on this bored where I can say I would NOT

 

Liar.



#36 Mike Honcho

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Posted 06 December 2017 - 01:41 PM

Worse than the movie Sweet Home Alabama!  :cry: