IGotWorms

The fake electors thing is a slam dunk. His only hope is to say he was relying on the advice of counsel, but really — can anyone have possibly thought that was kosher? No effin’ way

So in a presidential election where abortion is going to be a key issue, the democrats are not going to reference a famous statement, by the guy who took away abortion rights, that he likes to “grab em by the pvssy”? You serious?? You’re flailing man. Need to go back to the well and find something better than Barron’s quinceanera and Billy Bush

You need some new material 🥱

Would you accept a cvm rag?

I disagree. He could get RGIII’d or Alex Smithed this year so he does need to make sure he gets something out of this whole thing. Even if it’s just a big bump for this year he can’t be playing for 1/2 mill or whatever it is. And I do think he would command a big payday on the market. Certainly many many multitudes of what he is currently slated to make. Teams mortgage their whole next few years for a completely unproved draft pick — why not for a guy that was damn near league MVP last year??

Okay — you think that access Hollywood tape wasn’t coming back up in the election?

Drag him through the mud where? The jury ain’t gonna hear it, that’s been decided. The public has known about it all along — it wasn’t exactly a well hidden secret! You're grasping at straws here, bud

M.o., state of mind, that sort of thing. And of course it wasn’t going to be allowed. But you can’t blame them for trying.

Sleepy Donald was dozing off without his cocaine bumps to keep him active

Don’t forget your towel!

Can’t believe that’s really your argument

I don’t know, since he was balls deep in a wh0re when his son was born, seems a little sketch that now he’s absolutely gotta make his grade school graduation

lol, it’s come down to this semantics bullsh1t for you

Spank me daddy!

Do I, Father?