dain11279 927 Posted March 25, 2018 Looks like one of his legs is hurt. He is trying to get up but cant. Poor little fella Any advice? I know if I call the game warden or whatever it is you call they will just come up and shoot it Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
IGotWorms 3,300 Posted March 25, 2018 1. Injured deer in backyard 2. ??? 3. Venison! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Alias Detective 1,179 Posted March 25, 2018 Looks like one of his legs is hurt. He is trying to get up but cant. Poor little fella Any advice? I know if I call the game warden or whatever it is you call they will just come up and shoot it Immediate dispatch and take from misery. Assuming you live in a rural enough area. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
WhiteWonder 2,171 Posted March 25, 2018 whats the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
WhiteWonder 2,171 Posted March 25, 2018 but on a real note, why call a local game warden and not a local shelter or vet? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hardcore troubadour 12,588 Posted March 25, 2018 Looks like one of his legs is hurt. He is trying to get up but cant. Poor little fella Any advice? I know if I call the game warden or whatever it is you call they will just come up and shoot it Let him be. The coyotes will be along soon enough to finish him off. It's going to be messy though. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wiffleball 4,631 Posted March 25, 2018 Aw, that's sad. She want to do is a little bit of ibuprofen and then every 10 minutes alternate between heat and cold. Plenty of rest and see how it's doing in the morning. If you can get it in for a long hot shower, that can only do some good too. Thoughts and prayers little deer face. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
frank 2,144 Posted March 25, 2018 a deer, a female deer 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tanatastic 2,061 Posted March 25, 2018 Shoot it is the only humane response. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shotsup 830 Posted March 25, 2018 Shoot it in the head and eat it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shotsup 830 Posted March 25, 2018 Shoot it is the only humane response. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cdub100 3,366 Posted March 25, 2018 Shoot it in the head and eat it. Eat it in the head Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dain11279 927 Posted March 25, 2018 Let him be. The coyotes will be along soon enough to finish him off. It's going to be messy though. Yeah that might be the outcome. Theres a few of them around here. Tons of deer around these parts. Still in the city but a lot of woods nearby in all directions. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
the s is ilent 69 Posted March 25, 2018 Tenderloins are good. Make cube steaks or meat for braising with the rest. Lesser cuts can be made into deer burger or sausage. Burger is made by adding beef fat, sausage with pork fat and spices. Enjoy! 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shotsup 830 Posted March 25, 2018 Eat it in the head Don't be silly cubby Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Djgb13 2,338 Posted March 25, 2018 Seriously though. Either call the game warden or take a knife and got slit the throat. Then take it to a processing place and get the meat processed Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Patriotsfatboy1 1,432 Posted March 25, 2018 You gun lovers who want to shoot it are such poosays. Wrestle it MMA style. Fight to the death! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dain11279 927 Posted March 26, 2018 I dont have a gun and I aint getting close to the thing. Its dark now, with any luck itll miraculously get better and be gone in the morning. Sad Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
fandandy 3,311 Posted March 26, 2018 I'd prolly call the DNR. A bullet to the head would be more humane than being eaten alive by coyotes. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wiffleball 4,631 Posted March 26, 2018 Yeah, not a good idea to go all Bear Grylls on this thing. Deer are known to Carry parasites which carry Lyme disease and other nasty things. Whatever the resolution, wouldn't be such a bad idea to spread some kind of weed killer, bug killer etcetera in the air the yard even remotely impacted by the deer. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
fandandy 3,311 Posted March 26, 2018 Yeah, not a good idea to go all Bear Grylls on this thing. Deer are known to Carry parasites which carry Lyme disease and other nasty things. Whatever the resolution, wouldn't be such a bad idea to spread some kind of weed killer, bug killer etcetera in the air the yard even remotely impacted by the deer. Wiff's afraid of deer cooties. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wiffleball 4,631 Posted March 26, 2018 Wiff's afraid of deer cooties. Damn Skippy. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
WhiteWonder 2,171 Posted March 26, 2018 Seriously though. Either call the game warden or take a knife and got slit the throat. Then take it to a processing place and get the meat processed that deer, injured and all would kick your ass is my bet 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tanatastic 2,061 Posted March 26, 2018 that deer, injured and all would kick your ass is my bet Yea if that thing has life left in its legs there’s no way I’m getting up close to it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Djgb13 2,338 Posted March 26, 2018 that deer, injured and all would kick your ass is my bet Negative bud. Unlike you Ive actually slit an inured deers throat. Had a similar situation happen when I was about 16-17 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
penultimatestraw 473 Posted March 26, 2018 I'd prolly call the DNR. A bullet to the head would be more humane than being eaten alive by coyotes. This Yeah, not a good idea to go all Bear Grylls on this thing. Deer are known to Carry parasites which carry Lyme disease and other nasty things. Whatever the resolution, wouldn't be such a bad idea to spread some kind of weed killer, bug killer etcetera in the air the yard even remotely impacted by the deer. Not this. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
IGotWorms 3,300 Posted March 26, 2018 that deer, injured and all would kick your ass is my bet People just dont understand what a wild animal really is until theyve actually encountered one up close Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wiffleball 4,631 Posted March 26, 2018 People just dont understand what a wild animal really is until theyve actually encountered one up close Hence, my instructional video. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tanatastic 2,061 Posted March 26, 2018 People just dont understand what a wild animal really is until theyve actually encountered one up close Anything big enough to either bite or kick the crap out of you, probably will. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wiffleball 4,631 Posted March 26, 2018 I'd be a mess. Honestly. I'd be better off if some random homeless person froze to death in my backyard then the situation that you've described. I know it's not right, but it's true. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kutulu 1,542 Posted March 26, 2018 The hoof got caught in the grill, and I gotta hack it off. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
fandandy 3,311 Posted March 26, 2018 I was drunk driving years ago, northern Michigan, coming home from my girlfriends house. I was driving some old pick up truck down this hill at nighttime and the vehicle at the bottom of the hill kept flashing his lights on and off as I approached. Ain't no way in hell I was gonna stop but I was curious what he wanted as I sped past and came upon a deer laying in the road, still alive, with his head up looking at me. THUMP THUMP Oooh, sorry about that. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mobb_deep 917 Posted March 26, 2018 Rub some dirt on it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SUXBNME 1,321 Posted March 26, 2018 Looks like one of his legs is hurt. He is trying to get up but cant. Poor little fella Any advice? I know if I call the game warden or whatever it is you call they will just come up and shoot it Awww My advice, err..What I would have done, was to try and help him/ her out of the situation. Either way, it's pretty damn cool that you live ib an area where you get random deer We get random Turkeys flying from roof to roof here on occasion. Yes, I said Turkeys flying. We also get some beautiful peacocks in certain places. Hell, right now we have some possums...Don't tell Gypsybrat, though. That fuckhead goes all Escobar on those poor little creatures Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hardcore troubadour 12,588 Posted March 26, 2018 Negative bud. Unlike you Ive actually slit an inured deers throat. Had a similar situation happen when I was about 16-17 Do tell Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wiffleball 4,631 Posted March 26, 2018 The hoof got caught in the grill, and I gotta hack it off. Whaddya call it? The foot, the the paw.. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mmmmm...beer 691 Posted March 26, 2018 Did I ever tell the story where my buddy hit a doe off I-90 in Montana between Terry and Miles City? Deer are locust plague thick right there along the Yellowstone. She was in the ditch with her front legs sheared off at the elbows... She was flopping around bawling... trying to get up. We didn't have a gun... but did have a tire iron... Johnny B couldn't do it.... so.. high school mmmmm...beer had to tonk it to deaf... Tonk.. tonk tonk tonk... Deers heads are real hard.. like real hard.. Tonk tonk tonk... Cars slowing down to see if we need help.. tonk tonk.. speeding off... tonk.. tonk... tonk tonk tonk... Tonk tonk tonk tonk tonk tonk ... Looked like a blood spatter scene from Dexter when it was done... This was hrrmm.. spring of 1992.. I'm sure I'd be in the deepest levels of some peta dungeon if it was nowdays. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
