t.j. booker

I’ve do it with melted butter and Reeces Pieces … it was the bomb!

Gloria liked a pounder too!

DOUBLE Big Macs!!! Limited time only. Do you think these will hold up in a freezer? Four all beef patties special sauce lettuce cheese pickles onions on a sesame seed bun!

I was pretty when I was young.

Hell yeah it’s a real thing! I have full pizza insurance coverage, an app that tells me when my blood sugar levels are low and I need pizza, and another app to tell me where the nearest pizzeria is! This is one health emergency TJ won’t ever have to deal with!

Her name is Veronica and she’s four bills, at least. I see her at the Chuck-a-Rama a few times a week especially on Wednesdays (king crab night). She has a rep for picking up guys from the Greater Boise buffet circuit. I saw her in line tonight and she said “Tee-jay! Ha com you nevah axe me out?” I got sort of flummoxed and told her I’m still technically married. ”Dontchu be holdin out on me Tee-jay! Ima gonna get me sum that!” It’s been 5 years since I last got some. I’m thinking about going for it.

If they repeal it in Idaho will Gloria come home?

Gloria gave me an STI and 7 years of alimony payments!

After Gloria left I had some feelings of depression and physical, sexual, and financial inadequacy. My therapist Ron told me to look in the mirror every morning and say, “T.J., you are good enough, smart enough, and gosh darnit - people like you!” Just repeating these words every morning helped keep the negative thoughts at bay and put me in a better headspace. Years later I caught Gloria blowing Ron in a Buffalo Wild Wings parking lot.

If you’re in my way that’s on you.

Ollie Briggs used to make me wear lipstick and do the “tuck dance” in the locker room in middle school.

Every time I see this thread I hear it to tune of the Hot Pockets jingle. Locked Topics!

I hope so! I dont want to be the only one.