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The Roman Empire, Thriller, The New England Patriots, Avatar's box office run, The United States of America, and The Die Nasty El Padrino.......these are but some of the juggernauts our history has been blessed enough to witness. When the great thinkers of our existence ponder deeply, they realize that these amazing occurrences have served multiple functions within our society other than the glory such empires are best known for. Thriller brought us the moonwalk and better sex, The Unites States of America perfected the spy game, The Patriots brought us fashion and conspiracy, and The El Padrino empowers with legitimacy all that it may touch. This is a responsibility I shall never take lightly my subjects.

 

The Tampa Bay Porno Doctors....a newer franchise with a name that by design always causes one to question whose franchise this is....a franchise that many fans forget to consider when speaking about the glory that is DNDL football. Well, your Padrino has noticed the moves made by one WhiteWonder. Of all the mega-trades I've made, moving AJ Green and Ben for two first rounders has for some reason or another always been the one that we've wanted back. Then there is White's belief in a vagabond like Marvin Jones and the clarity to not move Carlos Hyde for a bag of beans when lesser owners might have. These are the moves of an owner with a vision. Then there is the resilience. My proud franchise never got back on track after the loss of Aaron Rodgers this season, but White Wonder's franchise stared down the loss of arguably his two best players in Ezekial Elliot and Deshawn Watson, and kept fighting all the way to our league semi-finals at a minimum. Yes, this is a franchise that your Padrino and Savior recognizes as fully arriven.

 

And now....with the buzz, notoriety, glamour, and glory that only a well earned defeat of The Great Legitimizer can ever bring, the fans and media are fully aware that The Tampa Bay Doctors are here and here to stay. White Wonder is now a made man and nobody can ever take that distinction away. White Wonder, I salute you.

 

Sincerely,

Your loving El Padrino

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GOAT! :pointstosky:

 

 

CBF not WW

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Thank you, Padrino. Your blessings are well received here in Porn Doctor HQ. Few carry the charisma and showmanship that you do. As I said before, defeating you is a prized feather in our caps and a hopeful catalyst for years to come. We look forward to many battles in the future

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Don't feed this focker any more sh!t... 1st... Round... Loser...

 

My dearest Narconian friend, every time the Padrino and Savior suffers the warriors death, he rises to become more powerful than worldly beings could ever imagine. With the knowledge of what lies ahead in hand, your Padrino not only forgives you for your harsh words, but my organization also wishes you the blessing of many successful arrests of The El's enemies this coming winter. Thank you and Padrino bless.

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My dearest Narconian friend, every time the Padrino and Savior suffers the warriors death, he rises to become more powerful than worldly beings could ever imagine. With the knowledge of what lies ahead in hand, your Padrino not only forgives you for your harsh words, but my organization also wishes you the blessing of many successful arrests of The El's enemies this coming winter. Thank you and Padrino bless.

 

LOL!!!

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My dearest Narconian friend, every time the Padrino and Savior suffers the warriors death, he rises to become more powerful than worldly beings could ever imagine. With the knowledge of what lies ahead in hand, your Padrino not only forgives you for your harsh words, but my organization also wishes you the blessing of many successful arrests of The El's enemies this coming winter. Thank you and Padrino bless.

 

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