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#1 NorthernVike

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Posted 20 March 2017 - 02:30 PM

With a catheter in? :unsure:















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#2 supermike80

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Posted 20 March 2017 - 02:31 PM

Google "sounding"  watch and learn.

Ed will tell you about it.


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Posted 20 March 2017 - 02:31 PM

I really don't know why that made me laugh.
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#4 NorthernVike

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Posted 20 March 2017 - 02:32 PM

Just found out it's 10 more days with a tube up my pecker. :cry:

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#5 cyclone24

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Posted 20 March 2017 - 02:33 PM

Just found out it's 10 more days with a tube up my pecker. :cry:


Enjoy the pullout. Thats a real treat.
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#6 Alias Detective

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Posted 20 March 2017 - 02:35 PM

Enjoy the pullout. Thats a real treat.


I hear your skin can pull out along with the cath.. :cry:

#7 cyclone24

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Posted 20 March 2017 - 02:37 PM

I hear your skin can pull out along with the cath.. :cry:


I heard if they pull too hard it just yanks the balls up out thru your pee hole. :)
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#8 Alias Detective

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Posted 20 March 2017 - 02:39 PM

I heard if they pull too hard it just yanks the balls up out thru your pee hole. :)


Yep, heard that too.

#9 NorthernVike

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Posted 20 March 2017 - 02:40 PM

:(

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#10 Reality

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Posted 20 March 2017 - 02:41 PM

Well, good luck with all that...



#11 Alias Detective

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Posted 20 March 2017 - 02:41 PM

He will be wishing the was shiting in a bag by the time his pecker is done being mutilated getting that rod out of there. :cry:

#12 vuduchile

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Posted 20 March 2017 - 02:41 PM

Enjoy the pullout. Thats a real treat.


Hopefully they gave you the beaded one.

#13 Alias Detective

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Posted 20 March 2017 - 02:43 PM

Hopefully they gave you the bearded one.



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Posted 20 March 2017 - 02:47 PM

I broke my dominant hand a month ago and was in a cast for 4 weeks... i learned the answer to another question 


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#15 NorthernVike

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Posted 20 March 2017 - 02:54 PM

I broke my dominant hand a month ago and was in a cast for 4 weeks... i learned the answer to another question 


Lucky :wall:

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#16 Hardcore troubadour

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Posted 20 March 2017 - 02:54 PM

I broke my dominant hand a month ago and was in a cast for 4 weeks... i learned the answer to another question 


Wiping sucked right?

#17 DankNuggs

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Posted 20 March 2017 - 03:10 PM

Wiping sucked right?

its pretty funny how quick you adapt. I considered myself incredibly dominant handed, pretty useless with my off hand. By the time my cast came off dexterity was so much better. 

 

Specific to wiping, like most things you become accustomed to doing, you have to stick with pure mechanical, repeatable motions. Have to put away the finesse game 


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#18 cyclone24

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Posted 20 March 2017 - 03:11 PM

its pretty funny how quick you adapt. I considered myself incredibly dominant handed, pretty useless with my off hand. By the time my cast came off dexterity was so much better. 
 
Specific to wiping, like most things you become accustomed to doing, you have to stick with pure mechanical, repeatable motions. Have to put away the finesse game 

If that ever happens to me I'm just going to buy a pommel horse and line it with toilet paper and just hump it.

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#19 dain11279

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Posted 20 March 2017 - 03:14 PM

Yes :banana:

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Posted 20 March 2017 - 03:21 PM

its pretty funny how quick you adapt. I considered myself incredibly dominant handed, pretty useless with my off hand. By the time my cast came off dexterity was so much better. 
 
Specific to wiping, like most things you become accustomed to doing, you have to stick with pure mechanical, repeatable motions. Have to put away the finesse game 


You're more ambidextrous than I am. Right hand was in a cast for 3 months and useless for another month. 'Twas brutal. Had to shower every time I dumped.

#21 Djgb13

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Posted 20 March 2017 - 03:50 PM

Had an old man on my ward with a catheter in. He got up to use the bathroom, had the tube get stuck on his bed, and get yanked out when he got up. Looked like a dam murder scene in his room cause there was blood everywhere. Would not suggest masturbating

#22 frank

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Posted 20 March 2017 - 03:52 PM

There's only one way to find out. :dunno:

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#23 wiffleball

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Posted 20 March 2017 - 04:40 PM

Just found out it's 10 more days with a tube up my pecker. :cry:

Probably looks like a maraschino cherry. 


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#24 wiffleball

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Posted 20 March 2017 - 04:41 PM

Shouldn't be a problem, just focus on external stimulation of the vulva. 


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#25 Vince44

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Posted 20 March 2017 - 04:44 PM

I love to masturbate...feels so good

#26 supermike80

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Posted 20 March 2017 - 04:45 PM

You're more ambidextrous than I am. Right hand was in a cast for 3 months and useless for another month. 'Twas brutal. Had to shower every time I dumped.


Like in the shower?? It's all pipes!!

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#27 Hardcore troubadour

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Posted 20 March 2017 - 04:52 PM

Like in the shower?? It's all pipes!!


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#28 kutulu

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Posted 20 March 2017 - 04:54 PM

I love to masturbate...feels so good

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#29 penultimatestraw

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Posted 21 March 2017 - 05:41 AM

Enjoy the pullout. Thats a real treat.

The urinary tract infection ain't bad either.

 

What's the justification for the prolonged catheterization?



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Posted 21 March 2017 - 05:53 AM

The urinary tract infection ain't bad either.
 
What's the justification for the prolonged catheterization?


Just so he wouldn't be the only stuck up diick in the room.
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#31 TimmySmith

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Posted 21 March 2017 - 06:25 AM

Enjoy the pullout. Thats a real treat.

I remember mine, after I had a kidney stone out.   The doc walks in and says "you are going to hate me for this", he then pulled it like he was starting a mower.   

 

Then 3 weeks later I had the line out that ran up the ureter.  Not fun either.


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#32 NorthernVike

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Posted 21 March 2017 - 07:50 AM

The urinary tract infection ain't bad either.

 

What's the justification for the prolonged catheterization?

Turned out I had the worst case of diverticulitis  my doc had ever seen.  So bad that it attached it's self to my bladder.  While removing it from the bladder they put a hole in it.  They want it to fully heal hence the prolonging of my agony.  Next Thursday they put some florescent crap up in it and x ray to make sure its fully healed.

 

Now answer my original question.

 

 

 

Woke up this morning in pain, took me a second to realize I had a focking hardon.  :cry:


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#33 cyclone24

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Posted 21 March 2017 - 07:57 AM

Turned out I had the worst case of diverticulitis  my doc had ever seen.  So bad that it attached it's self to my bladder.  While removing it from the bladder they put a hole in it.  They want it to fully heal hence the prolonging of my agony.  Next Thursday they put some florescent crap up in it and x ray to make sure its fully healed.
 
Now answer my original question.
 
 
 
Woke up this morning in pain, took me a second to realize I had a focking hardon.  :cry:

That's what I ended up having about the same time as you.

Of course I just gutted it out and didn't need full-blown surgery and a catheter. Poosy. :)
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Posted 21 March 2017 - 11:59 AM

Turned out I had the worst case of diverticulitis  my doc had ever seen.  So bad that it attached it's self to my bladder.  While removing it from the bladder they put a hole in it.  They want it to fully heal hence the prolonging of my agony.  Next Thursday they put some florescent crap up in it and x ray to make sure its fully healed.

 

Now answer my original question.

 

 

 

Woke up this morning in pain, took me a second to realize I had a focking hardon.  :cry:

 

 Damn. Are you still in the hospital? And if so, who's running your business? 


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#35 NorthernVike

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Posted 21 March 2017 - 02:23 PM

 
 Damn. Are you still in the hospital? And if so, who's running your business? 


I'm home. Actually went in to the office today for a few hours. Our main secretary has been there 10 years longer than I have. She's more than capable of running the show. It helps that it is our slowest time of the year.

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#36 BunnysBastatrds

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Posted 21 March 2017 - 03:00 PM

I'm home. Actually went in to the office today for a few hours. Our main secretary has been there 10 years longer than I have. She's more than capable of running the show. It helps that it is our slowest time of the year.

 

 Glad to hear you're getting better. 

 

 I think I'm going to have to have a colonoscopy soon. My stools sound a lot yours did when yours started. But I don't have enough help right now to miss any significant amount of time. 


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#37 penultimatestraw

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Posted 21 March 2017 - 03:29 PM

Turned out I had the worst case of diverticulitis  my doc had ever seen.  So bad that it attached it's self to my bladder.  While removing it from the bladder they put a hole in it.  They want it to fully heal hence the prolonging of my agony.  Next Thursday they put some florescent crap up in it and x ray to make sure its fully healed.
 
Now answer my original question.
 
 
 
Woke up this morning in pain, took me a second to realize I had a focking hardon.  :cry:

I wouldn't want to gunk up the catheter with jizz, or risk dislodging it. Though I think you've opened my eyes to one of the reasons catheters get "accidentally" pulled out.