Cornerback

If you can withstand the slurred: "I'm gonna beat your ass", you too can feel up Mrs. Toofy.

Steak sauce? You're ruining the steak. Prepare your steaks well done do you? Leave some of the natural juices and you won't need steak sauce.

The poor bride, on her honeymoon nonetheless. That grope was surely the only action she received that night.

Give me a hint please.

The "Tonight Show" would be ashamed of you. :gimme back that dollar:

Hi sweaty, Hope all is well.

(May the ghost of Marge Shotts rule the Cardinals this season.)

TheNewPaul ... fock that ...

Oh, ######. Rusty you know I adore you. Not in the brokeback Texas cowboy sense, but in the "favorite cousin" sense. If you are turning in to RustyNight ... I'm out.

"The Truth"

Two things the babe clash ... and considering she's from New Jersey TG for garden state douche (jk).

What an horrendous start at 0-5 in week 3. Week 3 Record Breakdown Rec PF Brdn Rank TEAM W L T PCT PF W L T PCT PTS PTS PTS Power 16 Not Just Any Backup QB - 5 - - 401.90 5 40 - 11% - 1.0 0.5 1.5 Thanks for keeping up with this throughout the year jgalt.

Congratulations Scooby ... well deserved. Also, OB1 I think you are the best Commissioner in FF. You were ready to stand by the letter of the rules even if the spirit of the rule was in question. For that I commend you Sir. That was a tough spot. Then you pay for the league when windycity fell through. Not to even mention drafting most of my team from e-mail lists. Thank You for that again. Also major props to whoisjgalt for all he does. CMT does well being listed as moderator of the forum. :lookingforwardtonextyear:

Wow I suck at rule making. This is the way it is written, H2H is the second deciding factor for the wildcard, but with uneven amount of games played it really should be points. Fock, I suck. Have to go with what's written, BUT, when you do head to head tiebreakers among 3 teams, i've always done it to eliminate one team first and then repeat until left with one. In this way you'd eliminate Scooby and be left with Hoo and Corner. Since Corner beat hoo, he'd be in. Here I was bitching at someone on the main board about not having their rules in place for tiebreakers before the season and yet mine here were woefully insufficient. :disappointed: Corner is in, and obviously I have some rule fixing to do. 1st = wilzone 2nd = whoisjgalt 3rd = farmer bernie 4th = ob1 5th = emoney 6th = Cornerback Concerning the rules to be fixed: We can change them now "for the good of the league". If by chance I am in the playoff and won, that would be an tainted championship. Possibly offending some players also. I prefer getting the best teams in the playoffs ... even if it knocks me out. I've had a good second half run at the playoffs and can be content with that. I fully support any decision that is made.

Minor schedule discrepancy, Wilzone plays three games and I only have one opponent scheduled that week. While this possibly is advantageous to my team; I'm a glutton for punishment.