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I am banging a new girl. B's. 43 years old. which is the oldest for me. I usually skew to the younger ones. This girl is crazy. Newbs you would appreciate her. I have hit all the holes. Gagged her, choked her. She wants me to fock her friends. like seriously. She has a girl group of friends and she wants to share me with them. Oh and she has pretty friends. All of them are 6-7-8s. And she is BI.

 

guys. If I die. its gonna be because of this one.

 

 

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How did you meet her? App? In person? How did you/her take it there?

 

These are the important questions. I am slowly becoming interested in jumping back into the game. Wondering where the hip kids are congregating these days.

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This post is Newbie approved!

She sounds awesome. I haven't met one that was into that yet.

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If I die doing this....Please. Please. Please. Make sure the story is written on my gravestone

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If I die doing this....Please. Please. Please. Make sure the story is written on my gravestone

That's the spirit. Every man dies. Few die having an orgy with a bunch of crazy bisexual slvts.

 

I salute you. I wish I figured life out as young as you have.

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That's the spirit. Every man dies. Few die having an orgy with a bunch of crazy bisexual slvts.

 

I salute you. I wish I figured life out as young as you have.

how old are you. ?

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Adult Friend finder. No shitt.

 

Never used it or really looked into it. Give us a review.

 

What does it cost per month?

What city are you in?

What are the numbers and quality like in your city on AFF?

Is it just girls down for hookups, or do they have criteria of what they are into, or what?

Is it a matching thing (like Tinder or Bumble) or a thing where anyone with a profile can message anyone with a profile?

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That's the spirit. Every man dies. Few die of syphilis 4 months after having an orgy with a bunch of crazy bisexual slvts.

 

I salute you. I wish I figured life out as young as you have.

Fixed your post. :lol:

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I tried adult friend finder and fetlife like 8, 10 years ago.

 

my then soon to be wife and I met some people. few girls.

 

ecstacy was am amazing drug :wub:

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Never used it or really looked into it. Give us a review.

 

What does it cost per month?20 A MONTH

What city are you in?Jackson, Mi

What are the numbers and quality like in your city on AFF? Pretty good but I have 3 big cities surrounding me so in a 70 mile radius there are quite a few. I have pulled 4 off AFF 2 off swingerlifesyle and 2 off pof in the last year.

Is it just girls down for hookups, or do they have criteria of what they are into, or what? Most of them are just there to fock. Some want relationships too.

Is it a matching thing (like Tinder or Bumble) or a thing where anyone with a profile can message anyone with a profile? You can message anyone if you are a paying member.

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AFF is a joke. You can check the site out for free. The message board is pure hilarity though. A jihad at that site would be pure hilarity.

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AFF is a joke. You can check the site out for free. The message board is pure hilarity though. A jihad at that site would be pure hilarity.

I have had good luck off of it. Like I said. I'm in a good location.

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Sounds kinda sleazy for you CB :dunno:

I don't know if sleazy is the right word. If two people are on the same page, then a particular site is nothing more than a venue...no different than a bar, grocery store, or church. But you are correct in that I'm unlikely to ever use that site.

 

My only non-work related interests these days seem to be golfing with my dad and making my daughter giggle as much as possible every day.

 

But it's always good to get a peek behind the curtain of what's going on out there in the dating scene, even if it wouldn't likely be my exact scene. Afterall, my current plan of talking about wanting to date again until i actually want to date again is sure to work eventually. :thumbsup:

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Plus...you know...I occasionally get a bit deep into the bourbon.....and if it hits me right...:dunno:

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When personal info was hacked/released that Ashley Madison was nearly 95% men, I figured those sites were all bogus. Now what you're telling me is that not so and that there are actual women out there that post at sites like this?

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When personal info was hacked/released that Ashley Madison was nearly 95% men, I figured those sites were all bogus. Now what you're telling me is that not so and that there are actual women out there that post at sites like this?

I don't buy it. I think AFF is the same company that always pops up on the screen at pornhub. She's always hot, online now, lives within 3 miles, and is just looking to fock.

 

Thanks babe but you caught me two minutes too late. I'm almost finished.

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I don't buy it. I think AFF is the same company that always pops up on the screen at pornhub. She's always hot, online now, lives within 3 miles, and is just looking to fock.

 

Thanks babe but you caught me two minutes too late. I'm almost finished.

I get those too. Always white chicks I've never met even though I know all ten of the white people in the community.

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Plus...you know...I occasionally get a bit deep into the bourbon.....and if it hits me right...:dunno:

You are way to much of a player to sink to ADFF. It's the Florida model of what's wrong with poosay in America.

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I get those too. Always white chicks I've never met even though I know all ten of the white people in the community.

I always get Singaporean ones, cause my IP address is from Singapore.

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I don't know if sleazy is the right word. If two people are on the same page, then a particular site is nothing more than a venue...no different than a bar, grocery store, or church. But you are correct in that I'm unlikely to ever use that site.

 

My only non-work related interests these days seem to be golfing with my dad and making my daughter giggle as much as possible every day.

 

But it's always good to get a peek behind the curtain of what's going on out there in the dating scene, even if it wouldn't likely be my exact scene. Afterall, my current plan of talking about wanting to date again until i actually want to date again is sure to work eventually. :thumbsup:

 

That was just the first thought that came to my mind. New posting strategy maybe.

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AFF is a joke. You can check the site out for free. The message board is pure hilarity though. A jihad at that site would be pure hilarity.

Just thinking out loud, but do you think the fact that you're on Adult Friend Finder has anything to do with your marital problems?

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Plus...you know...I occasionally get a bit deep into the bourbon.....and if it hits me right...:dunno:

You are more open to butt plugs?

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I don't buy it. I think AFF is the same company that always pops up on the screen at pornhub. She's always hot, online now, lives within 3 miles, and is just looking to fock.

 

Thanks babe but you caught me two minutes too late. I'm almost finished.

I have actually MET and focked women from AFF. There are some fake accounts on there just as there are on pof/sls/match/silgleparentmeet They typically are super easy to spot. Girls look like models and they always ask the same question. They are bots.

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I have actually MET and focked women from AFF. There are some fake accounts on there just as there are on pof/sls/match/silgleparentmeet They typically are super easy to spot. Girls look like models and they always ask the same question. They are bots.

Do these robots still suck good dlck?

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Do these robots still suck good dlck?

Dude once sucking robots come around women will cease to be needed.

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Do these robots still suck good dlck?

We had a thread a year or two back about robots like these who would hopefully eventually make chicks obsolete.

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Dude once ###### sucking robots come around women will cease to be needed.

 

Screw autonomous cars, let's invest in this$#@!

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Screw autonomous cars, let's invest in this$#@!

No doubt. Mars schmars. NOSA - National Oral Sex Administration

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