I know most of you focks are too old to have had Barney as a childhood hero...

[dain11279 927]

But he should be considered one now!!!

 

 

 

The actor who starred as the cuddly T-Rex host of Nineties children's TV show Barney and Friends is now working as a Los Angeles tantric therapist, it has been revlealed.

 

American actor David Joyner, 52, told Vice that his decade-long stint playing a dancing purple dinosaur was helpful for his current career.

 

“The energy I brought up [while] in the costume is based on the foundation of tantra, which is love,” Joyner said. “Everything stems, grows, and evolves from love."

 

Joyner only accepts female clients for his services, and charges $350 for a four-hour session. On his website, Joyner, a former software analyst offers clients the chance to reach "a higher and more blissful state of awareness [of their] sexuality."

 

According to Vice, Joyner believes this "blissful state" is best achieved through unprotected penetrative sex, and claims that condoms "block the energy".

 

He reportedly asks clients to declare whether they have any sexually transmitted diseases, and sign a consent form, before their sessions. "Lisa", an anonymous source contacted by Vice, said she had been one of his regular clients for three years, after first making contact with him through the dating app Tinder.

 

She added that she had sexual intercourse with Joyner during their third session, and described the experience as a "spiritual awakening".

 

:banana:

[Drizzay 645]

This is how cults get started. At least he's not going after 12 year old girls. Or is he?

 

dun, dun DUN!

[edjr 5,552]

I have a younger brother (1/2 brother) who is 17 years younger than me.

 

When I stayed at my mom's in the early 2000's, ,my bro watched that fat purple focker.

[TD Ryan2 314]

wow - no beating around the bush there... they just got right to it and explained what he does!

BOOM!

And how is this legal? Money in exchange for sex is prostitution - is that legal in L.A.?

[edjr 5,552]

not dissimilar to edjr's place on certain weekends

[NorthernVike 2,080]

Barney is the ghey.

[dain11279 927]

Barney is the ghey.

Used to be

[Mookz 1,287]

Was he also the voice? I always assumed the guy in the suit and the voice were two different people.

 

I fock you, you pay me

You're kinda fat, but I'm hor-ny

[NorthernVike 2,080]

Was he also the voice? I always assumed the guy in the suit and the voice were two different people.

 

I fock you, you pay me

You're kinda fat, but I'm hor-ny

 

I love you, you love me

Lets have sex orally.

[kutulu 1,545]

[Strike 3,956]

$350 for a four hour session? Man, if I was doing what he is chicks would be asking for a $325 refund for unused time.

 

[IGotWorms 3,309]

Damn, thats baller

[tanatastic 2,061]

Wow, Barney is a hooker. He is now my hero.

[frank 2,144]

Tyrannosaurus sex

[frank 2,144]

Dino sore

[Thornton Melon 542]

Velociraper

[Mookz 1,287]

 

I love you, you love me

Lets have sex orally.

 

With a BBC and a condom we won't use

Won't you swallow all my goo?

[Thornton Melon 542]

Bronto-sore ass

[kutulu 1,545]

Little Barney

[frank 2,144]

The rippin and the pterodactyl.

[nzoner 936]

Jurasdik Park

[TimmySmith 2,782]

Whatever deity this dude made a pact with appears to be the winner.

[BunnysBastatrds 1,913]

Used to have a golfing buddy who was much younger than me and another guy who golfed a lot. He did this method of fornication. Told us once that he went two hours inside his girlfriend and barely moved and purposefully didn't ejaculate. My friend ended up fawking his girlfriend and came on her back in under five minutes.

[the s is ilent 69]

I practice frantic secks

[kilroy69 993]

I have a younger brother (1/2 brother) who is 17 years younger than me.

 

When I stayed at my mom's in the early 2000's, ,my bro watched that fat purple focker.

how did your relationship work out? There is 13 between my boy and his half sister.

[ZeroTolerance 582]

I used to hear kids make up lyrics to his song like

 

I love you, you love me

Barney gave me HIV

 

 

...little bastards were psychic!

[DonS 3,066]

I love you, you love me

Homosexuality

[DonS 3,066]

I practice frantic secks