edjr 5,445 Posted June 7, 2018 https://www.instagram.com/p/BjqWDkNBb54/ Seriously dude. STFU and play football. No one wants to hear about you and the way you live your life, focking lunatic. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
edjr 5,445 Posted June 7, 2018 Edelman uses plastic straws. Tom found out and spiked his water Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tanatastic 2,061 Posted June 7, 2018 Bars around here ban plastic straws. One of them sells reuseable metal straws for a buck. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
fandandy 3,311 Posted June 7, 2018 Without plastic straws how will the future diabetics drink their 40 ounces of Coca Cola as they text and drive and stuff their fat faces with Big Macs? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NorthernVike 2,079 Posted June 7, 2018 Fock that. I have to have one in my drink. How else am I going to make sure the whiskey is thoroughly mixed with my sprite zero. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kutulu 1,516 Posted June 7, 2018 How else do you snort your coke? With dollar bills? Like an animal! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
edjr 5,445 Posted June 7, 2018 How else do you snort your coke? With dollar bills? Like an animal! poor people use dollar bills. They are always loose and used up (like your mom) the BOA ATM here next to work lets you get 50s and hundeys. I use a crisp hundro. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
listen2me 23 1,505 Posted June 7, 2018 Lib puzzy that Brady Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
edjr 5,445 Posted June 7, 2018 Lib puzzy that Brady https://deadspin.com/tom-brady-says-it-would-be-great-if-donald-trump-beco-1731177907 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nzoner 936 Posted June 7, 2018 Fock that. I have to have one in my drink. How else am I going to make sure the whiskey is thoroughly mixed with my sprite zero. What kind of puzzy mixes their whiskey Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
edjr 5,445 Posted June 7, 2018 What kind of puzzy mixes their whiskey Same one that uses a straw Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
drobeski 3,061 Posted June 7, 2018 hey at least he's been to the White House Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cdub100 3,339 Posted June 7, 2018 poor people use dollar bills. They are always loose and used up (like your mom) the BOA ATM here next to work lets you get 50s and hundeys. I use a crisp hundro. They make bills smaller than a hundo? Why would anyone bother? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hardcore troubadour 12,411 Posted June 7, 2018 What do people use to snort Heroin? MDC, a little help on this one? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MDC 5,810 Posted June 7, 2018 Somebody missed the lessons on drug use and IP addresses at the academy. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hardcore troubadour 12,411 Posted June 7, 2018 Somebody missed the lessons on drug use and IP addresses at the academy. I was a soldier in the crack wars. It was whack! You probably did that shite too. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ROCKFORD 134 Posted June 7, 2018 the two bars i frequent quit serving drinks with straws. if you want to get drunk, stir it with your finger. welcome to the 21st century. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MTSkiBum 1,587 Posted June 8, 2018 the two bars i frequent quit serving drinks with straws. if you want to get drunk, stir it with your finger. welcome to the 21st century. It believe you, but I would just like to add this is why people from the bozone always made fun of Missoula. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cmh6476 734 Posted June 8, 2018 How else do you snort your coke? With dollar bills? Like an animal!like Tommy chong Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kutulu 1,516 Posted June 8, 2018 Dave's not here, man Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
titans&bucs&bearsohmy! 2,745 Posted June 8, 2018 Calling it now. Tom is going to become the most annoying celebrity ever after he retires. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wiffleball 4,618 Posted June 8, 2018 Women are not going to stand for this. They have to use a straw because of their lipstick. Alternatively, the people who wash bar glasses are going to fucuking hate life even more. that crap gets on the rim and never leaves. And that shiit just grosses me the hell out. I guarantee you, somewhere out there there's a company that sells cellulose stick straws or some crap like that and they're about to make a billion dollars. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
listen2me 23 1,505 Posted June 8, 2018 https://deadspin.com/tom-brady-says-it-would-be-great-if-donald-trump-beco-1731177907 Unpossible. Everyone knows that if you care about pollution that you are a crazy liberal. Or at least hardcore righties know that. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MTSkiBum 1,587 Posted June 8, 2018 Unpossible. Everyone knows that if you care about pollution that you are a crazy liberal. Or at least hardcore righties know that. It is the equivalent of a someone with less grey matter in their prefrontal cortex going to McDonald's and ordering 2 big macs, a large fry, an apply pie, and a diet coke. The diet coke would be the straws. Yes, theoretically a diet coke has less calories than a regular coke, but it doesn't really help. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ROCKFORD 134 Posted June 8, 2018 It believe you, but I would just like to add this is why people from the bozone always made fun of Missoula. yeah, but the griz are better. sig bet? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gladiators 1,894 Posted June 8, 2018 Women are not going to stand for this. They have to use a straw because of their lipstick. Alternatively, the people who wash bar glasses are going to fucuking hate life even more. that crap gets on the rim and never leaves. And that shiit just grosses me the hell out. I guarantee you, somewhere out there there's a company that sells cellulose stick straws or some crap like that and they're about to make a billion dollars. Disney has some type of paper straw. I dont know what the fock it was. Worked fine, but didnt feel right in the mouth. You are welcome for the softball. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Baker Boy 1,446 Posted July 19, 2018 The absurd hysteria around plastic straws Actress Nina Nelson and other celebrities made a video claiming that plastic straws kill sea life: “In the USA alone, over 500 million straws are being used every single day, most of which are going into our oceans.” . . . Plastic garbage in oceans is a genuine problem. But most of the pollution comes from Asia. A small amount does come from America, but only a tiny fraction of that is plastic straws. . . . But what about that scary “500 million” figure that celebrities, politicians and news anchors constantly cite? It turns out that number came from a 10-year-old who, for a school project, telephoned some straw makers. . . . She also points out that paper and bamboo straws aren’t environmentally pristine. “Paper products take more energy and effort to produce. And paper doesn’t degrade in a landfill, either. Everything (in landfills) is essentially mummified.” Also, paper straws cost eight times more to make than plastic straws. http://www.foxnews.com/opinion/2018/07/19/john-stossel-absurd-hysteria-around-plastic-straws.html Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GhostofTEK 71 Posted July 19, 2018 The absurd hysteria around plastic straws Actress Nina Nelson and other celebrities made a video claiming that plastic straws kill sea life: “In the USA alone, over 500 million straws are being used every single day, most of which are going into our oceans.” . . . Plastic garbage in oceans is a genuine problem. But most of the pollution comes from Asia. A small amount does come from America, but only a tiny fraction of that is plastic straws. . . . But what about that scary “500 million” figure that celebrities, politicians and news anchors constantly cite? It turns out that number came from a 10-year-old who, for a school project, telephoned some straw makers. . . . She also points out that paper and bamboo straws aren’t environmentally pristine. “Paper products take more energy and effort to produce. And paper doesn’t degrade in a landfill, either. Everything (in landfills) is essentially mummified.” Also, paper straws cost eight times more to make than plastic straws. http://www.foxnews.com/opinion/2018/07/19/john-stossel-absurd-hysteria-around-plastic-straws.html And they can't make straws with loops out of paper. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
edjr 5,445 Posted July 19, 2018 The absurd hysteria around plastic straws Actress Nina Nelson and other celebrities made a video claiming that plastic straws kill sea life: “In the USA alone, over 500 million straws are being used every single day, most of which are going into our oceans.” . . . Plastic garbage in oceans is a genuine problem. But most of the pollution comes from Asia. A small amount does come from America, but only a tiny fraction of that is plastic straws. . . . But what about that scary “500 million” figure that celebrities, politicians and news anchors constantly cite? It turns out that number came from a 10-year-old who, for a school project, telephoned some straw makers. . . . She also points out that paper and bamboo straws aren’t environmentally pristine. “Paper products take more energy and effort to produce. And paper doesn’t degrade in a landfill, either. Everything (in landfills) is essentially mummified.” Also, paper straws cost eight times more to make than plastic straws. http://www.foxnews.com/opinion/2018/07/19/john-stossel-absurd-hysteria-around-plastic-straws.html It truly is a mental disorder. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
supermike80 1,258 Posted July 19, 2018 I see this a lot. "Most is going into our oceans " Is there some program where plastic straws bypass landfills and are just dumped directly into the sea? What is this madness??? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MTSkiBum 1,587 Posted July 19, 2018 I see this a lot. "Most is going into our oceans " Is there some program where plastic straws bypass landfills and are just dumped directly into the sea? What is this madness??? You should see it when I go offshore, straws everywhere. It is unbelievable. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wiffleball 4,618 Posted July 20, 2018 Now people are protesting because stroke victims and others need straws. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ROCKFORD 134 Posted July 20, 2018 this could get violent, prolly not rodney king level. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GhostofTEK 71 Posted July 20, 2018 This is going to hurt the straw vote. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ROCKFORD 134 Posted July 20, 2018 scarecrow tactics are now being employed. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ROCKFORD 134 Posted July 20, 2018 the rioters are fighting for a hollow cause. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mr. Hand 482 Posted July 20, 2018 Now people are protesting because stroke victims and others need straws. There are a lot of disabled people that need straws to drink. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites