Bhahahaha....Peppermint movie..haha....

[cyclone24 1,794]

Hahahahaha.....

 

Okay okay let me set the premise of this movie.

Family with kids appears to be leaving a fair or an amusement park and everyone but the mother is gunned down. I'm not even going to pretend to Fathom why perfectly normal white family is gunned down at a state fair but I digress. Only the mother lives.

 

of course now Mom seeks revenge to hunt down and violently kill the people who did this to her family. She suddenly is a weapons expert.

 

Who is this woman? Who is this pillar of badass? Ronda Rousey? Jennifer Lopez? That weird Rodriguez girl that's a military chick in every film? Nope.

 

Jennifer focking Garner.

 

Bhahahaha....

[NorthernVike 2,079]

Dumb

[RaiderHaters Revenge 3,566]

shes as probable as every other woman in that, but didn't they just do this with Bruce Willis

 

hopefully they have a scene where she is wearing high heels and pins a guy against a wall

 

[tanatastic 2,061]

Garner has played the badass killing machine before in daredevil and also elektra. It’s not that far of a reach.

[cyclone24 1,794]

Garner has played the badass killing machine before in daredevil and also elektra. Its not that far of a reach.

It's a ridiculous reach.

 

It's as bad as Maggie from The Walking Dead in this new mile 22 movie being a badass.

[Drizzay 644]

Wasn't she in Alias? I think this is a fine casting.

[mobb_deep 917]

Do you hate this movie because you hate guns and having a career?

[cyclone24 1,794]

Do you hate this movie because you hate guns and having a career?

War on wimmen.

[wiffleball 4,631]

Wasn't she in Alias? I think

 

 

this is a fine casting.

Dunno how you miss this.

[Kopy 489]

Isn't she the one who always picks up the football when Charlie Brown tries to kick it?

Seems pretty badass and bitchy to me.

[wiffleball 4,631]

Isn't she the one who always picks up the football when Charlie Brown tries to kick it?

Seems pretty badass and bitchy to me.

That's Lucy you DUMBASS!

[wiffleball 4,631]

From what I can tell, she's been playing the dowdy Mom in the last 13 movies.

 

 

She does nothing for me. Maybe that's why she plays the dowdy mom. Doesn't matter what outfit they put her in, she just doesn't have the face or the body that does anything at all.

 

She was perfect in 13 Going on 30. Because even as an adult, she's got this pubescent Tomboy thing going on.

[GhostofTEK 71]

Hahahahaha.....

 

Okay okay let me set the premise of this movie.

Family with kids appears to be leaving a fair or an amusement park and everyone but the mother is gunned down. I'm not even going to pretend to Fathom why perfectly normal white family is gunned down at a state fair but I digress. Only the mother lives.

 

of course now Mom seeks revenge to hunt down and violently kill the people who did this to her family. She suddenly is a weapons expert.

 

Who is this woman? Who is this pillar of badass? Ronda Rousey? Jennifer Lopez? That weird Rodriguez girl that's a military chick in every film? Nope.

 

Jennifer focking Garner.

 

Bhahahaha....

So they re made Death Wish with a female replacing Bronson.

[wiffleball 4,631]

So they re made Death Wish with a female replacing Bronson.

Clearly it's an allegory about Ben Affleck boffing the Nanny.

[Hardcore troubadour 12,587]

Clearly it's an allegory about Ben Affleck boffing the Nanny.

In the back of a Volkswagen?

[GuardBum 73]

Wasn't she in Alias? I think this is a fine casting.

exactly

[patweisers44 697]

Isn't she the one who always picks up the football when Charlie Brown tries to kick it?

Seems pretty badass and bitchy to me.

 

 

That's Lucy you DUMBASS!

Peppermint is the athletic carpet muncher whose best friend is a dudelike Marcie.

[cyclone24 1,794]

I don't know to me it's believability. Soccer mom Jennifer Garner doesn't strike me as remotely tough. It's the same problem I had with Liam Neeson in Taken.

 

heck let's just have James Franco as the Incredible Hulk.

 

I think a female version of the rock or somebody you can believe is an actual badass would sell pretty well. I just don't have much interest in trying to suspend my belief that Jennifer Garner is a tough chick.

[wiffleball 4,631]

Look, far as I'm concerned, there's only one chick out there who can pull it off as an actress and an athlete. Have you seen the guns on Jessica Biel? God damn, she is the whole package. Shoulders guns thighs calves...

 

holy crap, she was on some talk show last night and still is just amazing. I remember her in Blade Trinity and she was just a scene stealer.

 

Would be interesting to see Rhonda Rousey in mile 22. That's going on today with Wahlberg.

 

Still, Jessica Biel is the whole package. Smart, pretty, gorgeous body, funny, man that Timberlake dude best not screw that up.