wiffleball 4,636 Posted July 6, 2018 ...Poor bastard. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wiffleball 4,636 Posted July 6, 2018 My Grandfather has a heart of a lion, the eyes of an eagle ....and a lifetime ban at the zoo. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wiffleball 4,636 Posted July 6, 2018 How does Moses make his coffee? Hebrews it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wiffleball 4,636 Posted July 6, 2018 I took the shell off my racing snail the other day, hoping it would make him faster. If anything, it just made him more sluggish. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wiffleball 4,636 Posted July 6, 2018 I only have a Stepladder. Because my real ladder left when I was a kid. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wiffleball 4,636 Posted July 6, 2018 I told this girl her eyebrows were drawn too high. She looked surprised. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jerryskids 5,190 Posted July 6, 2018 I thought the elimination of guns ended all violent crime. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
EternalShinyAndChrome 2,513 Posted July 6, 2018 Wiff start the thread and his other 5 personalities posted the first 5 replies. Dude is certified. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
penultimatestraw 473 Posted July 6, 2018 I thought the elimination of guns ended all violent crime. Funniest post in this thread Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hardcore troubadour 12,621 Posted July 6, 2018 I wonder what religion the stabby ones are? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
patweisers44 697 Posted July 6, 2018 I wonder what religion the stabby ones are? One of the peaceful ones for sure. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
12th Man 884 Posted July 6, 2018 Wiffle = Giants fan. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
iam90sbaby 2,122 Posted July 6, 2018 Wiff start the thread and his other 5 personalities posted the first 5 replies. Dude is certified. I was thinking the same thing. Who makes 5 posts in their own thread before anyone else has even replied? Looney. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
EternalShinyAndChrome 2,513 Posted July 6, 2018 I was thinking the same thing. Who makes 5 posts in their own thread before anyone else has even replied? Looney. Like Slo, the dude is not right in the head. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Baker Boy 1,484 Posted August 13, 2018 I thought the elimination of guns ended all violent crime. Despite Britain having what the BBC boasts are “some of the toughest gun laws in the world”, with law-abiding citizens barred from carrying firearms or any other articles for self-defence in England, Scotland, and Wales — even pepper spray is prohibited — gun crime surged 11 per cent in the last year, with experts warning illegal weapons are “easy” to buy from a black market. https://www.breitbart.com/london/2018/08/12/gun-free-manchester-caribbean-carnival/ The United Kingdom’s surge of the previously unheard of phenomenon of acid attacks has seen an average of 15 a week over the past three years, with the vast majority taking place in the crime-struck capital, London. There were 2,602 acid attacks in Britain between January 2015 and May 2018, the equivalent of 15 a week, according to government figures accessed by The Mirror newspaper. https://www.breitbart.com/london/2018/08/13/britain-suffers-15-acid-attacks-a-week-with-three-quarters-taking-place-in-london/ Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kanil 519 Posted August 13, 2018 Despite Britain having what the BBC boasts are “some of the toughest gun laws in the world”, with law-abiding citizens barred from carrying firearms or any other articles for self-defence in England, Scotland, and Wales — even pepper spray is prohibited — gun crime surged 11 per cent in the last year, with experts warning illegal weapons are “easy” to buy from a black market. https://www.breitbart.com/london/2018/08/12/gun-free-manchester-caribbean-carnival/ What does an 11% rise mean in total numbers? I read the article but didn't see it. Was it like, 9 to 10 or 90,000 to 100,000? There's a big difference and I'm sure the reason they went with % was because it wasn't 90,000 to 100,000. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wiffleball 4,636 Posted August 13, 2018 Sheesh, starts off as a dumbass joke thread and you guys can't help turn it I to a peeing match. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NorthernVike 2,080 Posted August 14, 2018 Sheesh, starts off as a dumbass joke thread and you guys can't help turn it I to a peeing match. This. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Filthy Fernadez 2,696 Posted August 14, 2018 Sheesh, starts off as a dumbass joke thread and you guys can't help turn it I to a peeing match. https://imgur.com/gallery/02XUIdv 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
supermike80 1,285 Posted August 14, 2018 Seems the girls all got their say lol. They're like parrots Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hardcore troubadour 12,621 Posted August 14, 2018 Seems the girls all got their say lol. They're like parrots I know. People commenting on a message board. Stupid. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wiffleball 4,636 Posted August 14, 2018 https://imgur.com/gallery/02XUIdv Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cloaca du jour 2,064 Posted August 14, 2018 I thought the puns were hilarious...i will use them for sure. Got any more wiff? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Voltaire 4,556 Posted August 15, 2018 I wonder what religion the stabby ones are? Britain refuses to track/publicize the religion/ethnicity of criminals but if you tune in to independent journalists, they have noticed an unsurprising pattern in the names of the criminals. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Patriotsfatboy1 1,432 Posted August 15, 2018 I was thinking the same thing. Who makes 5 posts in their own thread before anyone else has even replied? Looney. I didnt even notice that. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites