NewbieJr 540 Posted February 15, 2017 The little woman and I were texting this morning and conversation turned to an intimate session we shared last weekend. Then advanced to a few things I told her I wanted to do to her and her telling me things she wanted to do to me. She told me she was "dripping", so I talked her into meeting me at my place at 11:30. Was there till almost 1:00. Gotta love getting laid while on the clock. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Filthy Fernadez 2,696 Posted February 15, 2017 Some people get screwed daily at work although they probably don't enjoy it the way you did. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cyclone24 1,755 Posted February 15, 2017 I was telling a buddy the other day that if I was single at 43 right now if I had to do any more than text a girl for sex I probably might not get laid again. Can I just make a blanket rule for the board that if you're going to you have a I got laid post it requires a photo? Can we all just agree to that one? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hardcore troubadour 12,414 Posted February 15, 2017 Pathetic. Ed jr and Kilroy post about some recent sex doings and of course, "look at me too" Newbie has to chime in with one of his own. You banged your girlfriend of some years? Way to go man. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
edjr 5,445 Posted February 15, 2017 Pathetic. Ed jr and Kilroy post about some recent sex doings and of course, "look at me too" Newbie has to chime in win one of his own. You banged your girlfriend of some years? Way to go man. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
posty 2,285 Posted February 15, 2017 Pathetic. Ed jr and Kilroy post about some recent sex doings and of course, "look at me too" Newbie has to chime in win one of his own. You banged your girlfriend of some years? Way to go man. Either that or "Fiction Friday" is a couple of days early... Also, can't wait for the name calling replies by Newbie also... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NewbieJr 540 Posted February 15, 2017 Pathetic. Ed jr and Kilroy post about some recent sex doings and of course, "look at me too" Newbie has to chime in win one of his own. You banged your girlfriend of some years? Way to go man. The relationship might not be new, but running home for a lunchtime not-so-quickie is. And sorry dude. These posts have to hurt to read for a guy who has sex once a month and thinks anything except missionary is "gross" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Meglamaniac 380 Posted February 15, 2017 The little woman and I were texting this morning and conversation turned to an intimate session we shared last weekend. Then advanced to a few things I told her I wanted to do to her and her telling me things she wanted to do to me. She told me she was "dripping", so I talked her into meeting me at my place at 11:30. Was there till almost 1:00. Gotta love getting laid while on the clock. Does that mean you had tossed salad for lunch Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NewbieJr 540 Posted February 15, 2017 I was telling a buddy the other day that if I was single at 43 right now if I had to do any more than text a girl for sex I probably might not get laid again. Can I just make a blanket rule for the board that if you're going to you have a I got laid post it requires a photo? Can we all just agree to that one? For as much as she's a 'butt nut', she's actually shy about pics. I've tried to get sex pics multiple times. No go. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cyclone24 1,755 Posted February 15, 2017 For as much as she's a 'butt nut', she's actually shy about pics. I've tried to get sex pics multiple times. No go. Ahh yeah i hear ya. Girls are weird. Fock em in the ass...no problem then you want one pic where shes garbling two cacks at the same time and they get weird. Wait....what. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hardcore troubadour 12,414 Posted February 15, 2017 The relationship might not be new, but running home for a lunchtime not-so-quickie is. And sorry dude. These posts have to hurt to read for a guy who has sex once a month and thinks anything except missionary is "gross" And edjr's and Kilroys stories were interesting and had pics. Yours was boring and pathetic. HTH Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NewbieJr 540 Posted February 15, 2017 And edjr's and Kilroys stories were interesting and had pics. Yours was boring and pathetic. HTH Yet I can always get my little pet monkey to open my threads and comment. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Patriotsfatboy1 1,432 Posted February 15, 2017 The Mrs. and I have had to resort to doing it in the morning after the kids are off to school. No other time available nowadays. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
edjr 5,445 Posted February 15, 2017 The Mrs. and I have had to resort to doing it in the morning after the kids are off to school. No other time available nowadays. The rest of us take care of her while you're at work Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Patriotsfatboy1 1,432 Posted February 15, 2017 The rest of us take care of her while you're at work If you want sloppy seconds, feel free. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
edjr 5,445 Posted February 15, 2017 If you want sloppy seconds, feel free. we watch old NHL games with Claude coaching Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Frozenbeernuts 1,652 Posted February 15, 2017 As look at me as it gets. Most of us have done it at some point, but the fake tan, highlighted hair, and gym obsession means you are probably more of a look at me type person than most. Hey its a personality trait. Some people just have those quirks Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NewbieJr 540 Posted February 15, 2017 As look at me as it gets. Most of us have done it at some point, but the fake tan, highlighted hair, and gym obsession means you are probably more of a look at me type person than most. Hey its a personality trait. Some people just have those quirks Feel free to ignore threads you don't care for. Seems like such an easy concept. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NewbieJr 540 Posted February 15, 2017 I wish I had more exciting pictures. She's a 'no photo' type lover, unfortunately. But to prove this isn't some made up thing like poor, desperate Hardcore thinks...here are some before and after texts leading to our lunchtime rendezvous Before lunch. Horny chickie... http://i.imgur.com/xlboSYS.jpg After...satisfied and flustered chickie... http://i.imgur.com/mtSgL0U.jpg Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Meglamaniac 380 Posted February 15, 2017 I wish I had more exciting pictures. She's a 'no photo' type lover, unfortunately. But to prove this isn't some made up thing like poor, desperate Hardcore thinks...here are some before and after texts leading to our lunchtime rendezvous Before lunch. Horny chickie... http://i.imgur.com/xlboSYS.jpg After...satisfied and flustered chickie... http://i.imgur.com/mtSgL0U.jpg I was expecting something like this Bloodninja: I lick your earlobe, and undo your watch. Sarah19fca: mmmm, okay. Bloodninja: I take yo pants off, grunting like a troll. Sarah19fca: Yeah I like it rough. Bloodninja: I smack you thick booty. Sarah19fca: Oh yeah, that feels good. Bloodninja: Smack, Smack, yeeeaahhh. Bloodninja: I make some toast and eat it off your ass. Land O' Lakes butter all in your crack. Mmmm. Sarah19fca: you like that? Bloodninja: I peel some bananas. Sarah19fca: Oh, what are you gonna do with those? Bloodninja: get me peanuts. Peanuts from the ballpark. Sarah19fca: Peanuts? Bloodninja: Ken Griffey Jr. Yeaaaaahhh. Sarah19fca: What are you talking about? Bloodninja: I'm spent, I jump down into the alley and smoke a fatty. I throw rocks at the cats. Sarah19fca: This is stupid. Bloodninja: Stone Cold Steve Austin gives me some beer. Bloodninja: Wanna Wrestle Stone Cold? Bloodninja: Yeeaahhhh. Sarah19fca: /ignore Bloodninja: Its cool stone cold she was a anyway. Bloodninja: We get on harleys and ride into the sunset. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mmmmm...beer 691 Posted February 15, 2017 Fock u crabby b!tches... Cool story bro Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NewbieJr 540 Posted February 15, 2017 Fock u crabby b!tches... Cool story bro Thanks brother. Thought it might be a fun story for some. People only want politics and insults I guess. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Frozenbeernuts 1,652 Posted February 15, 2017 Feel free to ignore threads you don't care for. Seems like such an easy concept. How would I know it's a cry for attention until I open it Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NewbieJr 540 Posted February 15, 2017 How would I know it's a cry for attention until I open it Well now you know. Toodles Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wiffleball 4,618 Posted February 15, 2017 I wish I had more exciting pictures. She's a 'no photo' type lover, unfortunately. But to prove this isn't some made up thing like poor, desperate Hardcore thinks...here are some before and after texts leading to our lunchtime rendezvous Before lunch. Horny chickie... http://i.imgur.com/xlboSYS.jpg After...satisfied and flustered chickie... http://i.imgur.com/mtSgL0U.jpg OH GROSS! I could never have secks with a woman who can't properly conjugate the verb "shake". (JK) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NewbieJr 540 Posted February 15, 2017 OH GROSS! I could never have secks with a woman who can't properly conjugate the verb "shake". (JK) Yeah, I saw that. I may dump her tonight. Told her we have to talk Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Frozenbeernuts 1,652 Posted February 15, 2017 Well now you know. Toodles Ok I didn't mean for that to come off so dlckheadish. I apologize. I am a little jealous since I don't know that I could ever get off the clock for sex. The downside of being hourly Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Filthy Fernadez 2,696 Posted February 15, 2017 Seriously, give props to the dudes getting it whether or not you agree with them politically. Newbie getting it on someone else's dime. Fock yeah 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NewbieJr 540 Posted February 15, 2017 Ok I didn't mean for that to come off so dlckheadish. I apologize. I am a little jealous since I don't know that I could ever get off the clock for sex. The downside of being hourly There ya go. I knew you be civil and have a little fun. And it's not something I can do regularly. The stars aligned. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NewbieJr 540 Posted February 15, 2017 Seriously, give props to the dudes getting it whether or not you agree with them politically. Newbie getting it on someone else's dime. Fock yeah Atta boy Filthy. Men should be happy for men. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Baker Boy 1,446 Posted February 15, 2017 So this was like Billy getting laid in One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NewbieJr 540 Posted February 15, 2017 So this was like Billy getting laid in One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest. Show us your wife's sexy texts, grampa. They'd be cave paintings. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Filthy Fernadez 2,696 Posted February 15, 2017 Show us your wife's sexy texts, grampa. They'd be cave paintings. Okay.....that was Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Brad GLuckman 518 Posted February 15, 2017 I want to know why your phone has a 100% charge regardless of time of day. Is that the Moby case thing? Edit: I'm a moron Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NewbieJr 540 Posted February 15, 2017 I want to know why your phone has a 100% charge regardless of time of day. Is that the Moby case thing? Edit: I'm a moron lol. OK, I'm glad you caught yourself. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NewbieJr 540 Posted February 16, 2017 Shooken? all those sexy words and that's the one that catches your eye? Lol oh yeah, she's not nine. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jerryskids 5,073 Posted February 16, 2017 Congrats Newbie, seems you've got a good one. For being married 23+ years my wife and I still have great sex (in fact better than when we got married), but she has never been into sexting let alone naughty pics. It is like she is prepping for a career in politics; she can be a freak in the bed but no evidence. Also we both work from home so pretty much all of our sex is nooners. Obviously the thrill is gone for us since we've done it so many times, but it is nice to take a work break that way. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NewbieJr 540 Posted February 16, 2017 Congrats Newbie, seems you've got a good one. For being married 23+ years my wife and I still have great sex (in fact better than when we got married), but she has never been into sexting let alone naughty pics. It is like she is prepping for a career in politics; she can be a freak in the bed but no evidence. Also we both work from home so pretty much all of our sex is nooners. Obviously the thrill is gone for us since we've done it so many times, but it is nice to take a work break that way. thanks brother. She's a little bit quirky at times but she's definitely a good catch. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jerryskids 5,073 Posted February 16, 2017 thanks brother. She's a little bit quirky at times but she's definitely a good catch. I apologize if you've discussed it, but what's her scoop? Married before? Kids? Casual or looking long term? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites