sell someone the land. Have them build it for you. Then watch as they host a once in a lifetime rock festival that concludes with the owner going bankrupt. Then you eventually buy it back and turn it into a very successful family ran business. Never mentioning the festival or anything to do with it. Just leave odd things around for people to wonder about. Like 100 ft speaker towers and a stage that rotates so 3 bands can play or get ready.
I've been looking at opening an RV park and this sounds amazing,any tips on how a guy gets started would be appreciated.
I've got plenty of land,a 2 acre pond and a covered gazebo by the pond with enough power to have a band.
We hosted a few RV's last year for the eclipse(no power or extra amenities) but met some great people.
But that's the long game.