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Let's reminisce on past TD vultures

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Leroy Hoard. Man I hated that focker when he used to steal robert smiths tds.

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Zach Crockett had 510 carries in his NFL career. Of those, 36 went for TDs. In 2002 he had 8 TDs on 40 carries.

 

THAT'S a vulture.

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Here are a few notables:

 

Mo Williams - Vikings

Brenda Jacobs - NYG

Ron Dayne - NYG

Mike Alstott - TB

 

And my all-time favorite, TJ Duckett - Falcons. That dude used to rob Warrick Dunn mercilessly.

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My Candidates: Tommy Vardell, Stacey Mack, Jerome Bettis, and Marcus Allen

 

Did they get internet in the nursing home, grandpa?

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Matt Suey snarked quite a few from Payton....

But the biggest vulture was Da Fridge William Perry. Da Coach not only took away Sweetness' TD in the 85 SB, but lined up Fridge in the backfield many times.

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James Stewart.

 

Stealing TDs from Fred Taylor like they were on sale at kmarts blue lite special. Cost me a championship last millenia.

 

Grrrrrrrrrrrrr

 

At least i dont hold a grudge!

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The worst one for me was Najeh "Dookie" Davenport.!!

 

Willie Parker LED THE LEAGUE in rushing yards and only scored 2 TDS all year!!!

 

Davenport had like 7 and I used to cringe everytime Parker would come off the field...

 

In my league Parker would have 123 yards rushing and get me 17 points, while Davenport would be like 23 total yards and 2 tds giving him 14 points, it was maddening...

 

What made it even more awful was the following year, in week one, I played the team WITH Parker and HE SCORED 3 TD'S IN ONE FRIGGEN GAME!!!!

 

Another terrible one from my past was Willis Mcgahee, when he would vulture Ray Rice constantly.. Dam I used to HATE him and his tds while Rice stood on the sideline after getting the Ravens all the way down the field..

 

Mcgahee had 14 TDS that year!!!

 

If Rice didn't catch 78 passes that year he would have been almost benchable, meanwhile someone could plug Mcgahee in and get some cheap tds.. AWFUL!!

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1996 Cincinnati Bengals:

 

Ki Jana Carter

 

 

Garrison Hearst would run it between the 20s & Carter would come in & score.

 

Hearst had 4xs the yards but 0 TDS to Carters 8.

 

:mad:

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1996 Cincinnati Bengals:

 

Ki Jana Carter

 

 

Garrison Hearst would run it between the 20s & Carter would come in & score.

 

Hearst had 4xs the yards but 0 TDS to Carters 8.

 

:mad:

 

Wow. I'd totally forgotten that Carter ever did anything at all.

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Matt Suey snarked quite a few from Payton....

But the biggest vulture was Da Fridge William Perry. Da Coach not only took away Sweetness' TD in the 85 SB, but lined up Fridge in the backfield many times.

Biggest travesty in Chicago sports history.

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Carwell Gardner had a nice run in the early-mid 90's vulturing Thurman Thomas TDs...

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Sung to the tune of Celine Dions "because you loved me"

 

For all those points you took from me...from all those teams that I couldnt beat...For all the joy you sucked from my life...For all the wrongs you thought were right. For every dreams that were crushed by you...for all the hate I have for you..im everything I am..because you vultured me..

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Started fantasy in 1989 but couldnt imagine trying to figure out which of the below to score a td during the early 70's.

 

Larry Czonka

Jim Kiick

Eugene "Mercury" Morris

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Worse than Bartman?

Bartman was some dork not paying attention to the game. If he had not grabbed that ball the fool behind him was reaching for it.

 

Robbing Sweetness of a chance to score a super bowl TD, after all he'd done for the city of Chicago and the Bears, was a crime. Especially in light of the fat fock who gravy trained it. Any other coach but Ditka gets hung in effigy for that.

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And my all-time favorite, TJ Duckett - Falcons. That dude used to rob Warrick Dunn mercilessly.

My nervous tick started back up just reading this.... I focking hated that guy.

 

 

Also, McGahee. Such a vulture he was startable material.

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Bettis still has the greatest stat line of all time in fantasy football...3 rushes, 1 yard, 3 TD's.

 

Wasn't Stephen Davis a pretty big vulture at the end of the career...hence the NEVAH BENCH STEPHEN DAVIS?!

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Antone Smith

He would vulture TDs from 50 yards away. And then the Falcons decided that getting a TD every 5th carry no matter where he was on the field still wasnt good enough. And then every team in the nfl decided that wasnt good enough for their team either.

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