What do you do when finished masturbating ?

[shotsup 832]

There should be some fun answers.

 

GO

[drobeski 3,061]

Put the naked picture of your wife back in the nightstand.

[Patriotsfatboy1 1,432]

I have your mom pull her finger out of my ass and get herself a tissue to wipe the jizz from her face.

[montana 89]

I'm here aren't I?

[penultimatestraw 473]

Reply to your posts.

[penultimatestraw 473]

Reply to your posts.

[southcarolina 166]

Reply to your posts.

 

Dang...twice before work, and only 1 minute apart? Thats pretty amazing.

 

 

 

For me i usually just untie the hooker and drop her off still blindfolded way across town.

[phillybear 364]

Carve up the cantaloupe and have a snack.

[penultimatestraw 473]

Dang...twice before work, and only 1 minute apart? Thats pretty amazing.

 

 

 

For me i usually just untie the hooker and drop her off still blindfolded way across town.

I work nights, and shotsup has a way with words.

[cyclone24 1,811]

Untie the kid from the shower...and tell him to never talk about th........oh what do I do?....im sorry i thought the question was what does Jerry Sandusky do.....my error.

 

 

Same thing as always.....get out the squeege and rag for the big screen tv. (Theres a nice visual for ya)

[parrot 789]

Loosen the belt and take a breath... hopefully.

[Voice_Of_Reason 0]

cry myself to sleep

[southcarolina 166]

I put the top bun on the burger and then stick it under the heat lamp until the drive thru chick grabs it.

[parrot 789]

cry myself to sleep

[listen2me 23 1,538]

collect it in a jar

[Strike 3,956]

Rinse and Repeat......

[NorthernVike 2,080]

I masturbate constantly, so I'm never really finished.

[Mookz 1,287]

Close Newbie's profile.

 

 

[TheNewGirl 1,020]

Lick my fingers.

[southcarolina 166]

Lick my fingers.

 

Now we know what i do before i masturbate. Read this post.

[Patriotsfatboy1 1,432]

Lick my fingers.

 

Do you stick them up your ass?

[TheNewGirl 1,020]

Do you stick them up your ass?

 

 

No.

[NewbieJr 540]

Lick my fingers.

I know you just posted that for attention, but dayum that turned me on.

[Vikings4ever 496]

Leave the K-Mart dressing room.

[titans&bucs&bearsohmy! 2,745]

Lick my fingers.

 

 

I know you just posted that for attention, but dayum that turned me on.

 

I was about to post the same thing.

[Mungwater 588]

Wait for Bruce Willis to come in with a sword and kill me an my buddy

[parrot 789]

I go right back to worrying about hyperinflation.

[Patriotsfatboy1 1,432]

No.

 

Can I stick mine up your ass while you are masturbating?

[edjr 5,552]

Ice cube tray

[Mookz 1,287]

I go right back to worrying about hyperinflation.

I normally worry about hyperinflating my girlfriend.

[parrot 789]

High fives for everybody.

[NewbieJr 540]

I take pictures of the splooge and text them to my girlfriend

[BunnysBastatrds 1,913]

Calculate my new masturbation count and realize I'll never catch up to edjr.

[hoytdwow 202]

Go to confession

[parrot 789]

Call myself a dirty wh0re and tell me to get out of my sight because I disgust me. I'm not worried though, I'll be back.

[jets24 6]

Cuddle with myself.

 

 

[titans&bucs&bearsohmy! 2,745]

Close the incognito window on Google Chrome and continue talking to you idiots.

[NorthernVike 2,080]

Close the incognito window on Google Chrome and continue talking to you idiots.

I use 'In Private' on Explorer.

 

 

 

BTW do using either of those help hide shiot?

[titans&bucs&bearsohmy! 2,745]

I use 'In Private' on Explorer.

 

 

 

BTW do using either of those help hide shiot?

 

From a skilled IT professional? No.

 

From my wife who barely knows how to cut and paste? Yes.

[NorthernVike 2,080]

From a skilled IT professional? No.

 

From my wife who barely knows how to cut and paste? Yes.

That's good enough for me :banana: