
Kid screams for entire 8 hour flight.
#1
Posted 15 February 2018 - 10:18 AM
https://www.yahoo.co...-221221452.html
#2
Posted 15 February 2018 - 10:22 AM
The parenting experts advice? Snacks, a book, an Ipad.
How 'bout a focking beat down???
#3
Posted 15 February 2018 - 11:05 AM
Duct tape.
Being an ass hole is all part of my manly essence
You guys have no focking clue what happened so you really should just shut it..
#4
Posted 15 February 2018 - 11:07 AM
The parenting experts advice? Snacks, a book, an Ipad.
How 'bout a focking beat down???
He's 3, so I dont think that's appropriate
#5
Posted 15 February 2018 - 11:08 AM
He's 3, so I dont think that's appropriate
honestly, sucky situation all around but a 3 year old doesnt get it
#6
Posted 15 February 2018 - 11:10 AM
honestly, sucky situation all around but a 3 year old doesnt get it
You'd almost have to think the kids ears didn't pop and he's in pain to be screaming for that focking long.
Being an ass hole is all part of my manly essence
You guys have no focking clue what happened so you really should just shut it..
#7
Posted 15 February 2018 - 11:11 AM
If a kid is acting this way at 3, imagine how he'll be at 18. Probably shooting up schools and stuff. Someone should just put it out of it's misery now and save us all a lot of trouble later.
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#8
Posted 15 February 2018 - 11:11 AM
Republicans are red, Democrats are blue
Neither one of them gives a f*ck about you
#9
Posted 15 February 2018 - 11:14 AM
Being an ass hole is all part of my manly essence
You guys have no focking clue what happened so you really should just shut it..
#10
Posted 15 February 2018 - 11:16 AM
This thread is gayer than my dad.
#11
Posted 15 February 2018 - 11:22 AM
Drug that little focker. Benadryl is your friend, if not that booze.
#12
Posted 15 February 2018 - 11:27 AM
You'd almost have to think the kids ears didn't pop and he's in pain to be screaming for that focking long.
Yep. That's why God invented Benadryl.
#13
Posted 15 February 2018 - 11:28 AM
Drug that little focker. Benadryl is your friend, if not that booze.
Still sympatico.
#14
Posted 15 February 2018 - 11:34 AM
You'd almost have to think the kids ears didn't pop and he's in pain to be screaming for that focking long.
For a kid that age, you give them bubble gum to chew on to help with the pressure change. When they are babies, you have them drink from a bottle (tit?) during the descent and ascent.
#15
Posted 15 February 2018 - 11:39 AM
When they are babies, you have them drink from a bottle (tit?) during the descent and ascent.
Little basturds have all the luck. :kicksrocks:
Being an ass hole is all part of my manly essence
You guys have no focking clue what happened so you really should just shut it..
#16
Posted 15 February 2018 - 11:57 AM
Would someone please shove a crucifix down that kid's throat?!
#17
Posted 15 February 2018 - 11:58 AM
This is why I bring a gun when I fly
I know he's only 3, but would a chokeslam be acceptable?
posty
#18
Posted 15 February 2018 - 12:01 PM
This is why I bring a gun when I fly
I know he's only 3, but would a chokefock be acceptable?
Chokefock? I hope this doesn't mean what it sounds like
#19
Posted 15 February 2018 - 12:05 PM
Chokefock? I hope this doesn't mean what it sounds like
Choke the kid and fock the mom
posty
#20
Posted 15 February 2018 - 12:06 PM
Choke the kid and fock the mom
Mhmmmmmm.....
#21
Posted 15 February 2018 - 12:07 PM
#22
Posted 15 February 2018 - 12:08 PM
#23
Posted 15 February 2018 - 12:09 PM
Oh cool, the absentee fathers are weighing in now. Doesn't sound like this kids father was around either.
I don't think it takes a father to question what someone means by chokefock when talking about a 3 year old boy. Another fail. Poor guy

#24
Posted 15 February 2018 - 12:10 PM
I don't think it takes a father to question what someone means by chokefock when talking about a 3 year old boy. Another fail. Poor guy
posty
#25
Posted 15 February 2018 - 12:11 PM
I don't think it takes a father to question what someone means by chokefock when talking about a 3 year old boy. Another fail. Poor guy
You definitely don't know what it takes to be a father.
#26
Posted 15 February 2018 - 12:12 PM
You either. Child.
#27
Posted 15 February 2018 - 12:14 PM
You definitely don't know what it takes to be a father.
If you want attention this badly, we can just chat. You don't have to subject yourself to looking so desperate.

#28
Posted 15 February 2018 - 12:15 PM
Sort of sounds like a Deep Purple concert.
#29
Posted 15 February 2018 - 12:18 PM
If you want attention this badly, we can just chat. You don't have to subject yourself to looking so desperate.
Sure. Let's chat about how you come in here on your high horse, calling people racists and homophobes and talking about how they don't care about the less fortunate, selling yourself as some virtuous paragon. Meanwhile........
#30
Posted 15 February 2018 - 12:30 PM
Well if that isn't some hyprocritcal, pot calling the kettle black bull shlt, then I don't think bull shlt existsSure. Let's chat about how you come in here on your high horse, calling people racists and homophobes and talking about how they don't care about the less fortunate, selling yourself as some virtuous paragon. Meanwhile........

Such an attention wh0re. And so sensitive.
#31
Posted 15 February 2018 - 12:30 PM
Well if that isn't some hyprocritcal, pot calling the kettle black bull shlt, then I don't think bull shlt exists
Such an attention wh0re. And so sensitive.
the snowiest of flakes
posty
#32
Posted 15 February 2018 - 12:33 PM
Let's go with the presumption that this kid's ears have let go, and cranial pressure isn't the issue.The parenting experts advice? Snacks, a book, an Ipad.
How 'bout a focking beat down???
A dog can figure out not to bark/whine/act up by 3...assuming proper training. So why not a kid?
Because the kid was trained improperly. Every time he whined/actedup/etc his parents doted all over him, cementing the conditioned behaviour: whine = get what I want.
That's the problem, and it's epidemic.
If it's his ears, then pop the fockers. Use your palms against his head to create suction and lightly pull/push in/out.
Fock it if it pops them. Deaf kids are quiet kids.

#33
Posted 15 February 2018 - 12:38 PM
Well if that isn't some hyprocritcal, pot calling the kettle black bull shlt, then I don't think bull shlt exists
Such an attention wh0re. And so sensitive.
How am I a hypocrite? Explain that instead of deflecting. Typical modern day liberal. I can be a shite person as long as no one can say I'm a racist or a homophobe, bigot etc. that's the important thing here and I get to point fingers at others even though I'm kind of shitty.
#34
Posted 15 February 2018 - 12:40 PM
the snowiest of flakes
Ha. I don't know why I'm not on your juvenile ignore list yet, but I'd like to be considered for placement. Thank you.
#35
Posted 15 February 2018 - 12:55 PM
How am I a hypocrite? Explain that instead of deflecting. Typical modern day liberal. I can be a shite person as long as no one can say I'm a racist or a homophobe, bigot etc. that's the important thing here and I get to point fingers at others even though I'm kind of shitty.
Idk if that makes me a typical liberal, but your overly sensitive whiny attitude puts you smack in the middle of camp snowflake.
#36
Posted 15 February 2018 - 12:58 PM
Idk if that makes me a typical liberal, but your overly sensitive whiny attitude puts you smack in the middle of camp snowflake.
I like the attention ###### thing too. From a guy who posts shirtless selfies and pictures of his new girlfriend. Too funny. And backed by edjr of all people. What a clown.
#37
Posted 15 February 2018 - 01:07 PM
I like the attention ###### thing too. From a guy who posts shirtless selfies and pictures of his new girlfriend. Too funny. And backed by edjr of all people. What a clown.
One pic of my new gf in a thread that asked for pics..... you are really slow. Let's see what Mr. Toughadour looks like. Ahh but that would expose the bull shlt, so that's not going to happen.
The attention I am giving you has probably made your night. We can talk about normal stuff and not put each other down, if you're capable of that?
#38
Posted 15 February 2018 - 01:10 PM
One pic of my new gf in a thread that asked for pics..... you are really slow. Let's see what Mr. Toughadour looks like. Ahh but that would expose the bull shlt, so that's not going to happen.
The attention I am giving you has probably made your night. We can talk about normal stuff and not put each other down, if you're capable of that?
Not with you. You should have never said you came at me because you were having a stressful time in your life. That's what punks, cowards and bullies do. And domestic abusers. Go after someone because they can, and they're in a bad mood. I hate that. So I don't see the need.
#39
Posted 15 February 2018 - 01:12 PM
But too God damn many parents these days think that their lives shouldn't change or be inconvenienced in the least bit because they had a kid.
#40
Posted 15 February 2018 - 01:13 PM
During the first week of kindergarten/preschool, the youngest class has a dozen of them going off simultaneously. Been there many times, seen it many times.
Using that "who's been irritating me less" criteria seven months in.... still not Trump and his fans. I grew up with these people. I understand them. They actually seem normal, surprising as it may seem to you. These liberals on the other hand: cop bashing, white shaming, trannie loving, kneeling during the national anthem. Fock them. They're the ones that really freak me out and it's not even close to being close.