I can just throw the kid out the window right?

[windycityguy 1]

My daughter is 2 1/2 and the wife is going back to school. She left for her 4 hour class, kid wakes up 20 minutes later. Starts with the Mommy? Mommy? over and over. She hasn't stopped screaming for 45 minutes.

 

I spend alone time with her often. She of course has mommy withdrawal at times but this is crazy. It won't stop no matter what I do.

 

[Old School 360]

Don't worry, it gets better.

 

Wait until she can talk, and learns the unforgettable phrase "I HATE YOU!!!"

Its even better at full volume.

HTH

[windycityguy 1]

Don't worry, it gets better.

 

Wait until she can talk, and learns the unforgettable phrase "I HATE YOU!!!"

Its even better at full volume.

HTH

 

I went to pick her up from a nap a few months ago.

 

I walk in "Hey baby"

 

"Mommy?"

 

"No, Mommys busy you get daddy"

 

I lean in to pick her up and she straight slapped me in the face, and gave me that look like I said mommy b!tch don't make me say it again.

 

I laughed I couldn't help it.

 

 

Any way she stopped. Took a blue Popsicle to do it. Not ice cream, cookies, tv a movie, fruit nothing, going out side, going to the park nothing. A FREAKING BLUE POPSICLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[IGotWorms 3,310]

Maybe she wants her mommy because she has a sh!tty daddy?

[titans&bucs&bearsohmy! 2,745]

PM edjr, he know how to get rid of a kid. Or maybe you can sell her to GFIAFP... by sell I mean "trade for a piece of sh!t mercury" but whatever.

[jerryskids 5,191]

I almost threw my daughter out the window today. And by today I mean every day. Also she is a teenager.

[sheadtoo 1]

..........CAN SIZE!

[Old School 360]

I almost threw my daughter out the window today. And by today I mean every day. Also she is a teenager.

 

LOL. Teenagers. Good grief.

[Mookz 1,287]

Yes, I believe defenestration is permissible in a case like this.

[shotsup 832]

I was an A-Hole teenager. I am sure my mother will laugh at me when my kid becomes an A-hole teenager. Almost there

[jerryskids 5,191]

Yes, I believe defenestration is permissible in a case like this.

Dagblammit, I think I taught you that word, and I missed an awesome chance to use it$#@!

[BunnysBastatrds 1,913]

I was an A-Hole teenager. I am sure my mother will laugh at me when my kid becomes an A-hole teenager. Almost there

 

 

I've always said that God gave me a little girl because he has a wicked sense of humor. The older she gets the more wicked it becomes.

[hoytdwow 202]

No, you can't throw a kid out the window

 

But you can go ahead and throw a name out there

 

[Mungwater 588]

Sounds like that kid will be on the pole in 15 years