edjr 5,444 Posted November 29, 2011 A FURIOUS woman is suing her ex-boyfriend after he tattooed a steaming poo on her back. Rossie Brovent wants £60,000 in damages from Ryan Fitzjerald. Rossie, from Dayton, Ohio, US, wanted a scene from the Narnia trilogy inked on her back. Instead she was left with a pile of excrement with flies buzzing around it. Tattoo artist Ryan turned rogue after discovering that Rossie had cheated on him with his best friend. Rossie originally tried to have her ex-lover charged with assault but she had signed a consent form agreeing the tattoo design was "at the artist's discretion". She said: "He tricked me by drinking a bottle of cheap wine with me and doing tequila shots before I signed it and got the tattoo. http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/3967502/Tatt-poo-for-cheating.html "Actually I was passed out for most of the time, and woke up to this horrible image on my back." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mungwater 588 Posted November 29, 2011 Technically, the narnia trilogy IS a pile of ###### Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Baby Jesus 0 Posted November 29, 2011 Technically, the narnia trilogy IS a pile of ###### Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JT 137 Posted November 29, 2011 Technically, the narnia trilogy IS a pile of ###### Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mobb_deep 917 Posted November 29, 2011 Hahaha. That's classic. My tattoo guy is going to love this article. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BunnysBastatrds 1,886 Posted November 29, 2011 Hahaha. That's classic. My tattoo guy is going to love this article. Don't cheat on him. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
frank 2,140 Posted November 29, 2011 Still better than a tribal arm band. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Phurfur 70 Posted November 29, 2011 Hey Tat people - "These are your people" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gocolts 300 Posted November 30, 2011 :lol: Serves the b1tch right. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kpbuckeye 2 Posted November 30, 2011 Sounds like justice Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gocolts 300 Posted November 30, 2011 Well fock, now they are saying this is fake. My link Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BunnysBastatrds 1,886 Posted November 30, 2011 Well fock, now they are saying this is fake. My link You've never been sh!t on? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
IGotWorms 3,249 Posted November 30, 2011 Where's steamypoop to chime in when you need him? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gocolts 300 Posted November 30, 2011 You've never been sh!t on? I have sh1t myself, does that count??? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites