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Girl next store moved when she was about 6 or 7. Moved to be raised by her father. Ic seen her once or twice in 13/14 years.

 

She moved back recently and she is not attractive- whatever boob size that equals chubby - that her. She's like 20/21 now

 

The other night I was getting out of minivan with groceries and she casually walk past me and says "I'll suck your balls dry anytime you want"

 

She kept walking and I didn't say a thing.

 

Going to be warning my sons to stay away from her. Nothing good can come from that.

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I can't wait for your 2am thread about the hot chick next door who just gave you a blow job.

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Like youve never let a big gal blow you...

No way Jose

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I can't wait for your 2am thread about the hot chick next door who just gave you a blow job.

And you will be right there to call me out.

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what kind of store?

Grocery store.

Stop and Shop to be exact

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The tranny store

Yeah your dad was there. He took the last one. He's disappointed in you BTW.

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Does your minivan have a stick figure sticker family on the back window?

Does not.

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Well this is new. Bunny is outsourcing his posting now.

Bunny would of fingered her

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Does your minivan have a stick figure sticker family on the back window?

Calvin peeing on Trump.

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Does your minivan have a stick figure sticker family on the back window?

How about truck nuts? The girls got to start somewhere.

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Calvin peeing on Rangers logo .

Fixed

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Does your minivan have a stick figure sticker family on the back window?

 

of him and son pig roasting fatty neighbor

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of him and son pig roasting fatty neighbor

:nono:

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I can't wait for your 2am thread about the hot chick next door who just gave you a blow job.

:first:

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I can't wait for your 2am thread about the hot chick next door who just gave you a blow job.

:first:

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I can't wait for your 2am thread about the hot chick next door who just gave you a blow job.

Dude you are WINNING ! this thread.

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Yeah, good luck keeping your sons away. That has baby momma written all over it.

I know

:cry:

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Girl next store moved when she was about 6 or 7. Moved to be raised by her father. Ic seen her once or twice in 13/14 years.

 

She moved back recently and she is not attractive- whatever boob size that equals chubby - that her. She's like 20/21 now

 

The other night I was getting out of minivan with groceries and she casually walk past me and says "I'll suck your balls dry anytime you want"

 

She kept walking and I didn't say a thing.

 

Going to be warning my sons to stay away from her. Nothing good can come from that.

 

Is she black?

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Is she black?

He lives next door to peenie?

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It's all pink on the inside, buddy. :banana:

Truth. But some pink smells a lot better than others. :bench:

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Truth. But some pink smells a lot better than others. :bench:

 

The Bohemian, hippie style ones have to stink more than others. The huge bush just keeps the musk in there along with all of the sweat and other funkiness. :puke:

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