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#1 MTSkiBum

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Posted 20 August 2018 - 08:36 AM

I bleached all of my fish coolers on my grass this weekend, using almost a full container. I did not even think of it until I was done, is bleach good for grass? Hopefully it is an essential nutrient.

 

 


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#2 Cdub100

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Posted 20 August 2018 - 08:39 AM

It's what plants crave.

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#3 jerryskids

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Posted 20 August 2018 - 08:39 AM

It's good if you want dead grass, I think.  :thumbsup:


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#4 TimmySmith

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Posted 20 August 2018 - 08:47 AM

Posting.


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#5 GhostofTEK

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Posted 20 August 2018 - 08:55 AM

It's what plants crave.

Nice Idiocracy reference.  :thumbsup:



#6 porkbutt

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Posted 20 August 2018 - 09:13 AM

I bleached all of my fish coolers on my grass this weekend, using almost a full container. I did not even think of it until I was done, is bleach good for grass? Hopefully it is an essential nutrient.

 

 

it's better than a cooler full of maggots because i didn't wash one of mine out with some squid in it :doh:



#7 Fireballer

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Posted 20 August 2018 - 09:48 AM

I bleached all of my fish coolers on my grass this weekend, using almost a full container. I did not even think of it until I was done, is bleach good for grass? Hopefully it is an essential nutrient.
 
 


Bottle bleach is usually 6-8.5% Sodium Hydroxide. If it got cut to around 1-2% with your water, you will be fine. It breaks down pretty easily. Ive been spraying 1.5% bleach on real expensive landscapes for almost 20 yrs with no bad effects.

#8 NorthernVike

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Posted 20 August 2018 - 10:42 AM

You're focked. 


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You guys have no focking clue what happened so you really should just shut it..

 


#9 Voltaire

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Posted 21 August 2018 - 12:29 PM

We'll tune in next week for the results of your lawn maintenance experiment.


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#10 Cruzer

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Posted 21 August 2018 - 12:44 PM

Think I might still be the leader in the clubhouse.

 

Not sure if you all remember, but last Halloween I had a huge plastic bowl of leftover candy.. Was cleaning the kitchen and stuck it in the oven while I cleaned the countertops.

 

Let's just say I forgot it was in there the next time I preheated my oven............to 400*. :wall:



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Posted 21 August 2018 - 12:49 PM

Gocolts nearly burned his house down by putting the toaster on the stove. Or something like that.

Another Dumb fvcking post by frank. :wave:

 

 

 

 

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#12 MTSkiBum

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Posted 21 August 2018 - 12:50 PM

Think I might still be the leader in the clubhouse.

 

Not sure if you all remember, but last Halloween I had a huge plastic bowl of leftover candy.. Was cleaning the kitchen and stuck it in the oven while I cleaned the countertops.

 

Let's just say I forgot it was in there the next time I preheated my oven............to 400*. :wall:

 

 

No way you win an idiot contest against me.  Thankfully, I enter the house through the backdoor, because at least twice a month I lock the door with my keys still in the door.

 

On the plus side it makes it easy to find them in the morning.


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#13 GhostofTEK

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Posted 21 August 2018 - 12:54 PM

 I just threw away a lifetime of guilt-free sex and floor seats for every sporting event in Madison Square Garden, so please, a little respect, for I am TEK, lord of the idiots!



#14 Mungwater

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Posted 21 August 2018 - 12:56 PM

 I just threw away a lifetime of guilt-free sex and floor seats for every sporting event in Madison Square Garden, so please, a little respect, for I am TEK, lord of the idiots!


Not to beat yourself up, but Patrick Ewing would probably destroy your sh1tter

#15 GhostofTEK

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Posted 21 August 2018 - 12:57 PM

Not to beat yourself up, but Patrick Ewing would probably destroy your sh1tter

I'm not a Kardashian. 



#16 jerryskids

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Posted 21 August 2018 - 01:05 PM

 I just threw away a lifetime of guilt-free sex and floor seats for every sporting event in Madison Square Garden, so please, a little respect, for I am TEK, lord of the idiots!

 

Was this your pretend GF or someone else?  :dunno:


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#17 GhostofTEK

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Posted 21 August 2018 - 01:09 PM

 

Was this your pretend GF or someone else?  :dunno:

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#18 wiffleball

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Posted 21 August 2018 - 01:11 PM

 
Was this your pretend GF or someone else?  :dunno:


He was catfished by Spike Lee.
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#19 GhostofTEK

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Posted 21 August 2018 - 01:13 PM

He was catfished by Spike Lee.

Again. Not a Kardashian. 



#20 kutulu

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Posted 21 August 2018 - 01:16 PM

I dropped not one but two brand AC units out the window earlier this summer. Well I caught the second one by the cord using all of my incredible hulk strength, but tore some cartilage or busted a rib in the process. Sucked :mad:
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#21 titans&bucs&bearsohmy!

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Posted 23 August 2018 - 12:49 AM

I rode a bus two hours across the city to an embassy to apply for a visa, sat in line for an hour, and then realized I didnt have my focking passport.

#22 wiffleball

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Posted 23 August 2018 - 12:53 AM

I rode a bus two hours across the city to an embassy to apply for a visa, sat in line for an hour, and then realized I didnt have my focking passport.


You need a passport on the bus?
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#23 titans&bucs&bearsohmy!

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Posted 23 August 2018 - 12:59 AM

You need a passport on the bus?


If youre crossing an international boundary you would. For example, yesterday I took a bus from Hong Kong to Shenzhen. The bus stops at the border so you can clear immigration.

But in this case, I was applying for a visa. I would need the passport to have the visa put into.

#24 wiffleball

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Posted 23 August 2018 - 01:07 AM

...just effin wit ya...😉
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