It could take place in Micronesia.They need to do a all midget survivor.
Survivor is on tonight (Wednesday)
Started by kozmiq, Mar 15 2006 09:01 AM
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Posted 17 February 2012 - 09:35 AM
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Posted 17 February 2012 - 09:44 AM
One team midgets...one team lingerie models. Win Focking Win
It was... dare I say... GENIUS?! And I was there, I saw it happen!
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Posted 17 February 2012 - 09:46 AM
It could take place in Micronesia.
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Posted 17 February 2012 - 10:09 AM
They need to do a all midget survivor.
"Little People / Big Island"
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Posted 22 February 2012 - 09:20 AM
The castaways compete in an immunity challenge; misfits join together under an unlikely leader.
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Posted 22 February 2012 - 09:55 AM
Is it just me or is Dimples starting to look kinda haggard?
1. She did. She got tired of Greenpeace pushing her "back" into the ocean, so she came home.
2. The Beach!?! And let some freeloading hermit crab claim squatters rights on her hallway?
3. If she gets sand in that hallway, she will eventually produce the worlds largest pearl.
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Posted 22 February 2012 - 11:01 PM
Apparently, even midgets can beat chicks.
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Posted 23 February 2012 - 08:24 AM
That f@g needs to go home soon or this season might be done for me.
What a sh1t season so far. Midget or not.
What a sh1t season so far. Midget or not.
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Posted 23 February 2012 - 09:20 AM
That f@g needs to go home soon or this season might be done for me.
What a sh1t season so far. Midget or not.
It's a sad state of affairs when having a midget around don't even help.
"Everyone knows men can't survive without women!" Yeah, how's that working out for you broads?
We did get one of the great lines in Survivor history last night when the chick told the f@g "You won't do that, you're too full of spunk."
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Posted 23 February 2012 - 09:28 AM
It's a sad state of affairs when having a midget around don't even help.
"Everyone knows men can't survive without women!" Yeah, how's that working out for you broads?
We did get one of the great lines in Survivor history last night when the chick told the f@g "You won't do that, you're too full of spunk."
They made 2 huge mistakes this season.
girls vs guys
entire new cast
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Posted 23 February 2012 - 09:30 AM
They made 2 huge mistakes this season.
girls vs guys
entire new cast
Yeah, I've seen a fair amount of b!tching about returning players the last few seasons but they do add something to the show.
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Posted 14 March 2012 - 12:45 PM
Still now on Wednesdays.
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Posted 14 March 2012 - 06:14 PM
Peanut butter jelly time
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Posted 14 March 2012 - 10:48 PM
Highlights for me tonight were Kim saying "the immunity Idol is in my crotch" and Colton screaming "Help Me" !
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Posted 14 March 2012 - 10:52 PM
We might finally be in agreement on something.Highlights for me tonight were Kim saying "the immunity Idol is in my crotch" and Colton screaming "Help Me" !
1. She did. She got tired of Greenpeace pushing her "back" into the ocean, so she came home.
2. The Beach!?! And let some freeloading hermit crab claim squatters rights on her hallway?
3. If she gets sand in that hallway, she will eventually produce the worlds largest pearl.
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Posted 15 March 2012 - 08:13 AM
Highlights for me tonight were Kim saying "the immunity Idol is in my crotch" and Colton screaming "Help Me" !
What about "Mike and Jay are double-teaming Colton!"
Idiotic move by Manono. I'm going to miss Monica and her big, fake titties.
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Posted 15 March 2012 - 08:14 AM
Dumbest collection of players ever on a single survivor season. wow
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Posted 15 March 2012 - 08:18 AM
Idiotic move by Manono. I'm going to miss Monica and her big, fake titties.
She was nasty.. like 40 year old stripper nasty
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Posted 15 March 2012 - 08:20 AM
She was nasty.. like 40 year old stripper nasty
Cracked out ex-stripper with fake knobs
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Posted 15 March 2012 - 08:30 AM
She was nasty.. like 40 year old stripper nasty
Yeah, well, that's just like, your opinion, man.
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Posted 15 March 2012 - 08:52 AM
Yeah, well, that's just like, your opinion, man.
I played with better boobs for $10 in Vegas..
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Posted 15 March 2012 - 08:55 AM
I played with better boobs for $10 in Vegas..
Yeah, you and ed say 40 year old, cracked-out, ex-stripper, fake boobs like it's a bad thing.
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Posted 15 March 2012 - 11:22 AM
Fake stripper boobs are a thousand times better than that shot of Tarzan's teabag they showed....twice.
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Posted 15 March 2012 - 11:43 AM
i think colton's move was smart.
just pick off all the members of the other team until the merge and then he'll have a girl or two to make an alliance with his misfit crew to defeat the boys.
i wonder if that "double teaming colton" was done on purpose.
just pick off all the members of the other team until the merge and then he'll have a girl or two to make an alliance with his misfit crew to defeat the boys.
i wonder if that "double teaming colton" was done on purpose.
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Posted 16 March 2012 - 03:42 AM
"If you can't see I'm calling the shots you must be Helen Keller."
I guess he's gonna have a target on his back no matter what, But he's pretty much worthless. He's not that smart, he's just devious. He brags about being rich and everything but he has no class. Nobody really trusts him. Class is something you are born with ... anybody can be rich.
I have some gay friends ... but I really hate that dude ... I'm sorry ... but I think he is a hypocritical little whiner. The rest of the team needs to trick him into thinking he's got it all under control, and vote him out.
I guess he's gonna have a target on his back no matter what, But he's pretty much worthless. He's not that smart, he's just devious. He brags about being rich and everything but he has no class. Nobody really trusts him. Class is something you are born with ... anybody can be rich.
I have some gay friends ... but I really hate that dude ... I'm sorry ... but I think he is a hypocritical little whiner. The rest of the team needs to trick him into thinking he's got it all under control, and vote him out.
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Posted 21 March 2012 - 02:36 PM
Still on wednesdays. 
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Posted 21 March 2012 - 02:47 PM
"If you can't see I'm calling the shots you must be Helen Keller."
I guess he's gonna have a target on his back no matter what, But he's pretty much worthless. He's not that smart, he's just devious. He brags about being rich and everything but he has no class. Nobody really trusts him. Class is something you are born with ... anybody can be rich.
I have some gay friends ... but I really hate that dude ... I'm sorry ... but I think he is a hypocritical little whiner. The rest of the team needs to trick him into thinking he's got it all under control, and vote him out.
Have you taken a look at the rest of the team? They voted themselves into tribal council!? They couldn't trick a rock into being made out of minerals (I don't even know wtf that means. it just sounded right).
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Posted 21 March 2012 - 06:16 PM
I hate Colton.
It's much better collecting stray kats and crapping your pants on occasion. Trust me.
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Posted 21 March 2012 - 06:55 PM
F@g karma 
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Posted 21 March 2012 - 07:40 PM
F@g karma
So glad he's gone, he was the rudest dooshiest person ever on that show.
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Posted 21 March 2012 - 08:55 PM
I hope his small intestine fell out with his appendix.
I am really annoyed about the merge because that probably means the hot guys will be gone and that ###### face Alicia will stay for a while.
I am really annoyed about the merge because that probably means the hot guys will be gone and that ###### face Alicia will stay for a while.
It's much better collecting stray kats and crapping your pants on occasion. Trust me.
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Posted 21 March 2012 - 10:37 PM
couldn't have happened to a nicer doosh,.....so glad he's gone
I hope Alicia's next, then Tarzan
Glad the good guys won the challenge and got the Ice Cream
I hope Alicia's next, then Tarzan
Glad the good guys won the challenge and got the Ice Cream
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Posted 22 March 2012 - 08:15 AM
F@g karma
Too bad they merged before they could kick Alicia to the curb with him.
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Posted 22 March 2012 - 08:20 AM
Too bad they merged before they could kick Alicia to the curb with him.
That is the producers once again making up the the rules of the game as they go along and trying to control who stays in the game.
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Posted 22 March 2012 - 08:42 AM
Too bad they merged before they could kick Alicia to the curb with him.
Glad he's gone and look forward to her ugly mug getting the boot...although those big floppies look all right. With those two, the show was veering real close to MTV style reality show bullshitt.
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Posted 22 March 2012 - 08:43 AM
I hope his small intestine fell out with his appendix.
I am really annoyed about the merge because that probably means the hot guys will be gone and that ###### face Alicia will stay for a while.
There are hot guy-s? As in plural? I'm not sure we're watching the same show. Michael, maybe... and even that's kinda iffy with his long face and dopey eyes. I sure hope you don't mean one-ball is the other one.
1. She did. She got tired of Greenpeace pushing her "back" into the ocean, so she came home.
2. The Beach!?! And let some freeloading hermit crab claim squatters rights on her hallway?
3. If she gets sand in that hallway, she will eventually produce the worlds largest pearl.
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Posted 22 March 2012 - 08:45 AM
True,.....yeah i'm so tired of control freaks shaping thingsThat is the producers once again making up the the rules of the game as they go along and trying to control who stays in the game.
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Posted 22 March 2012 - 08:51 AM
Glad he's gone and look forward to her ugly mug getting the boot...although those big floppies look all right. With those two, the show was veering real close to MTV style reality show bullshitt.
Between the f@g and floppies, this could have ended up being the most hated season of survivor in a very long time. It's a good thing he's gone.
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Posted 22 March 2012 - 09:06 AM
That is the producers once again making up the the rules of the game as they go along and trying to control who stays in the game.
Could be, they like to keep some conflict around. You know they hated seeing Colton go out like that, while the rest of the country cheered. My guess is they probably planned to merge at 12 and Colton's exit forced them to expedite things.
I think they should have had an elimination at tribal though; it would have been a huge vote that could shape the rest of the game and all the strategizing and negotiating would had to have been done right out in the open. Either that or everyone would have been flying blind on the vote. It would have been pretty interesting I think.
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Posted 22 March 2012 - 09:07 AM
Between the f@g and floppies, this could have ended up being the most hated season of survivor in a very long time. It's a good thing he's gone.
That c*nt might be a worse person than Colton, and that's saying something.
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