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#1 spottedowl

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Posted 14 October 2006 - 07:43 PM

How many holes can it have? I have one where the boys seem to look around. If sawilson would marry me, I wouldn't need to ask this question. :unsure:
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#2 TommyGavin

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Posted 14 October 2006 - 07:46 PM

I toss them when the skid marks dont bleach out - or when the elastic band rips off. I actually do not EVAH throw them out , my old lady does - which I HATE :unsure:
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#3 Voltaire

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Posted 14 October 2006 - 07:56 PM

You can keep that pair the rest of your life. I mean, if you're moving and you don't have enough room to pack everything, then in that case it would be OK to let it go. Otherwise leave it to your boss or your congressman in your will or something.

You've got the right idea on getting sawilson to help. We're all rooting for you on that. Let her figure that out. When you're married, sh*t disappears but you seldom even realize cuz you never think about it.
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Posted 14 October 2006 - 08:35 PM

When you sit down and your nads hang out each side like saddle bags.
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#5 spottedowl

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Posted 14 October 2006 - 08:47 PM

When you sit down and your nads hang out each side like saddle bags.


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Posted 14 October 2006 - 08:56 PM

after you realize the tigers are american league champs and you crap yourself :D
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#7 brinett9

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Posted 14 October 2006 - 09:15 PM

I wait until the wife throws them out.

Underwear doesn't grow on trees, you know.

Does it? :mad:

#8 Brown Eyed Girl

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Posted 15 October 2006 - 12:57 AM

A girl can never have enough panties....

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#9 UncleHulka

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Posted 15 October 2006 - 01:00 AM

never.

Let the boys breathe. :lol:

#10 GettnHuge

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Posted 15 October 2006 - 05:37 AM

I'd have to say when a girl looks at my boxers and says what the hell how do you wear these?



















































which means 6 more months.
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#11 TommyGavin

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Posted 15 October 2006 - 06:24 AM

A girl can never have enough panties....

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#12 spottedowl

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Posted 15 October 2006 - 08:18 AM

should I conduct a ceremony similar to one disposing of the flag? Would that be too silly? God, I hate this!!! :headbanger:
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#13 sawilson

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Posted 15 October 2006 - 11:50 AM

How many holes can it have? I have one where the boys seem to look around. If sawilson would marry me, I wouldn't need to ask this question. :lol:

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#14 jerryskids

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Posted 15 October 2006 - 11:58 AM

Old underwear is good for staining woodwork. From the sound of it, you wouldn't even need to buy stain. :lol:
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#15 spottedowl

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Posted 15 October 2006 - 12:21 PM

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Itsatip that 0 holes are optimum dear.


So, is that a yes? :mad:
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#16 Jim Mora

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Posted 16 October 2006 - 08:47 PM

it really depends on where the holes are located. as a plumber, you should be okay if it shows plenty of asscrack. :ninja:
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#17 Stumpnov

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Posted 16 October 2006 - 09:03 PM

Nevah! The underpants gnomes will take them to the farm to chase rabbits when they are to old.

#18 De Novo

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Posted 16 October 2006 - 09:27 PM

when you have to ask when it's time to throw them away

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Posted 16 October 2006 - 09:40 PM

When you sit down and your nads hang out each side like saddle bags.


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#20 parshall2marshall

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Posted 16 October 2006 - 10:32 PM

When the elastic band becomes non-exsistent so that every 3 steps you take your underwear is ceasing to serve much of a purpose.

#21 SUXBNME

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Posted 16 October 2006 - 10:38 PM

From most of these replies, it sounds like there are a lot of tightie whitie wearers here :huh:

I own about 7 pairs of boxers, and I swear that all of them have holes in them.
Mostly from hot tub use I assume...

A better question would be.......Aww..I'll post a topic about it :dunno:

#22 Electric Mayhem

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Posted 17 October 2006 - 07:08 AM

What is wrong with you people? Buy some new clothes. They're like 10 bucks. Sheesh.

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Posted 17 October 2006 - 01:19 PM

What is wrong with you people? Buy some new clothes. They're like 10 bucks. Sheesh.


i think the shorts these mooks are yammering on about are more like 10 bucks for a pack of 6...or free with a fram oil filter.

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#24 wiffleball

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Posted 17 October 2006 - 01:32 PM

I have some that are priceless - there's more holes than fabric at this point. It's an endeavor just to put my leg through the "right" hole. - Just shards of fabric hanging from a waistband that hangs on more by grim determination than elasticity. I could go "commando" and get more coverage. If these underwear were human, they'd be Terry Schiavo.



But they're mine. We've been through a lot together. And, I'm not getting rid of them until I shart myself senseless while wearing them. :mad:
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Posted 17 October 2006 - 01:39 PM

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#26 edjr

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Posted 17 October 2006 - 01:48 PM

I switched from tighty whities to boxers sometime around 1998, then I switched from boxers to boxer briefs about 4 years ago. about a year ago i switched the kind of boxer briefs I wear. I haven't owned any long enough to have holes. :banana:

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#27 jerryskids

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Posted 17 October 2006 - 01:51 PM

I have some that are priceless - there's more holes than fabric at this point. It's an endeavor just to put my leg through the "right" hole. - Just shards of fabric hanging from a waistband that hangs on more by grim determination than elasticity. I could go "commando" and get more coverage. If these underwear were human, they'd be Terry Schiavo.
But they're mine. We've been through a lot together. And, I'm not getting rid of them until I shart myself senseless while wearing them. :dunno:

:dunno:

I'm that way about some clothes. I had an old quilted flannel shirt that my wife accidentally cut into pieces, burned, and buried somewhere in the backyard. :banana: Not undies tho. :ninja:
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#28 cmh6476

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Posted 17 October 2006 - 02:29 PM

it appears that we have a gaggleload of tightey-whitey wearers here :ninja:
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#29 davebg

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Posted 17 October 2006 - 02:38 PM

If they no longer cover your taint, then keepers they surely ain't.
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#30 brinett9

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Posted 17 October 2006 - 03:48 PM

What is wrong with you people? Buy some new clothes. They're like 10 bucks. Sheesh.

10 bucks doesn't grow on trees, you know.

Does it? :ninja:

#31 kutulu

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Posted 17 October 2006 - 05:22 PM

10 bucks doesn't grow on trees, you know.

Does it? :dunno:


10 bucks I could spend on :headbanger: & :dunno: :banana: :banana:

#32 jerryskids

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Posted 17 October 2006 - 05:53 PM

10 bucks doesn't grow on trees, you know.

Does it? :rolleyes:

It does in my hometown of Conservativeville. :thumbsup:
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#33 babycakes

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Posted 17 October 2006 - 08:04 PM

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i think the shorts these mooks are yammering on about are more like 10 bucks for a pack of 6...or free with a fram oil filter.

:wacko:



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