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#1 PastorOfMuppets

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Posted 03 February 2007 - 11:56 AM

I posted this in another thread .... thought it deserved a topic of it's own. Discuss ...



Ahhhh ... yes. That TIGHT skater's ass. Nothing like it.

Of course, fiance of the Pastor is a ballerina/dancer. Just as tasty. However, I digress ...

TOP 10 Skater's asses:

1. Sarah Hughes (hottest body I've ever seen on ice).
http://paintedover.c...ughes242631.jpg

2. Emily Hughes (a ###### hair below big sis. Ass to DIE for. will pay handsomely to have her sit on my nose).
http://paintedover.c...ilyhwinter2.jpg

3. Linda Fratianne (spanked to her hot guinea ass whilst waiting for USA/Finland Gold medal hockey game).


4. Irina Slutskaya (her name says it all ... )
http://paintedover.c...73a8d99f4f4.jpg

5. Nancy Kerrigan (horse faced silver medalist had one SWEET set of cheeks).
http://www.nhn.ou.ed...pics/nancy2.jpg

6. Debi Thomas (this oreo had a ghetto booty and a Stanford mind ... Dr. Debi nowdays).
http://www.gg.caltec...mages/Debi3.JPG

7. Oksana Baiul (the big winner in the Nancy/Tonya yukfest. Saw her in person in NYC ... HOT ass).
http://www.angelfire...ul2/9508807.jpg

8. Kristi Yamaguchi (pan faced china doll, with a tasty sphincter).
http://www.asianamer...tiYamaguchi.jpg

9. Sasha Cohen (vertically challenged pepperpot posesses a potent poop chute).
http://img116.images...en0010zc6so.jpg

10. Nicole Bobek ( dumb as a sack of wooden nickels, but built to SIXTY NINE FOREVER).
http://www.gg.caltec...ges/bobek2.jpeg


Katarina Witt is left off because she looks like Jackie fockin' Chan. Blow me!! :banana:

#2 Chronic Husker

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Posted 03 February 2007 - 12:07 PM

Witt has to be in there.

Also Surya Bonaly. :banana:
(drobeski @ Aug 16 2005, 04:17 PM)I'm not gay. HE was sucking MY cack.

#3 PastorOfMuppets

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Posted 03 February 2007 - 12:10 PM

Witt has to be in there.

Also Surya Bonaly. :dunno:



Bonaly had the backflip ... one trick pony. Never cared for her skating/ass. Too damn lumpy.

... Witt has aged handsomely ... she has matured into a very distinguished looking MAN. :banana:

#4 Chronic Husker

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Posted 03 February 2007 - 12:14 PM

Fuck you. Bonaly has a prime, black ass.
(drobeski @ Aug 16 2005, 04:17 PM)I'm not gay. HE was sucking MY cack.

#5 PastorOfMuppets

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Posted 03 February 2007 - 12:17 PM

Fuck you. Bonaly has a prime, black ass.


f uck you, douche ... Bonaly was TOO black. Looked like a walking turd. Eat s hit! :banana:

#6 Chronic Husker

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Posted 03 February 2007 - 12:21 PM

Also, one trick pony? She performed a jump that no other person in the history of the world has ever done! :dunno:

Keep beating off to plainjane Emily Hughes, asshat. :banana:
(drobeski @ Aug 16 2005, 04:17 PM)I'm not gay. HE was sucking MY cack.

#7 PastorOfMuppets

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Posted 03 February 2007 - 12:27 PM

Also, one trick pony? She performed a jump that no other person in the history of the world has ever done! :lol:

Keep beating off to plainjane Emily Hughes, asshat. :dunno:



Will do, numb nutz. Got a nice wad ready to blow.

BTW, Bonaly's flips did NOTHING for her scores ... just another Negroid showoff with no grace or fluidity. :banana:

#8 Vikings4ever

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Posted 03 February 2007 - 12:28 PM

Thread is useless without LINKS!!!!!
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#9 PastorOfMuppets

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Posted 03 February 2007 - 12:32 PM

Thread is useless without LINKS!!!!!



Surya Bonaly: http://www.scsc.k12....ds/mvc-004f.jpg

real cutie, eh chronic fucktard? :banana:

#10 shmonkeys

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Posted 03 February 2007 - 12:33 PM

Oksana Baiul :doublethumbsup:

#11 D_House

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Posted 03 February 2007 - 12:59 PM

I'm thinking somebody has a steamypoop experience in their past. That would explain a lot of the anger...

#12 zmanzzzz

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Posted 03 February 2007 - 02:12 PM

this thread is useless without pics. :doublethumbsup:

#13 Eagles Green

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Posted 03 February 2007 - 05:32 PM

Fuck you. Bonaly has a primate, black ass.

:dunno:
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#14 pingpong

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Posted 03 February 2007 - 06:39 PM

this thread is useless without pics. :lol:

A mistake worthy of a rookie. :dunno:

#15 jerryskids

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Posted 03 February 2007 - 06:47 PM

katerina's ass looks OK to me

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#16 Riddlen

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Posted 03 February 2007 - 07:29 PM

figure skating? really?
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#17 kutulu

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Posted 03 February 2007 - 08:02 PM

Katarina NSFW

#18 PastorOfMuppets

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Posted 04 February 2007 - 09:06 AM

this thread is useless without pics. :banana:



Did the best i could with the pix ... some of those older skaters just don't have the pix available. Like Fratianne, for instance ... only thing worthy was a youtube clip.

Anyway .... done.

#19 Chronic Husker

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Posted 04 February 2007 - 09:28 AM

Surya Bonaly: http://www.scsc.k12....ds/mvc-004f.jpg

real cutie, eh chronic fucktard? :cry:

You piece of crap. :D



The beginning of the video is screwed up. Forward to 3:40 and you'll see the most impressive figure skating jump, evah. :banana:
(drobeski @ Aug 16 2005, 04:17 PM)I'm not gay. HE was sucking MY cack.

#20 PastorOfMuppets

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Posted 04 February 2007 - 09:37 AM

You piece of crap. :D



The beginning of the video is screwed up. Forward to 3:40 and you'll see the most impressive figure skating jump, evah. :cry:



Errr ... yeah ... I never doubted/questioned her athleticism. But, she was ALWAYS an also-ran because ALL SHE HAD was said athleticism. The backflip? Impressive as all hell, but, as stated in my earlier post, it did NOTHING to enhance her score. Matter of fact, some said it actually hurt her because she reduced her program to a virtual freak show by implementing that manuever.

No grace. No fluid cohesion. A one trick pony .... (monkey?) ....

Now, excuse me while I load up another MONSTER wad for the "plainjane" Hughes girls ... assboat :banana:

#21 Chronic Husker

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Posted 04 February 2007 - 09:43 AM

You piece of crap. :D



The beginning of the video is screwed up. Forward to 3:40 and you'll see the most impressive figure skating jump, evah. :banana:

Also, ALSO#!$#!!%% check out the judges at the end of her routine. :cry:

Surya will always be #1 in my book.
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#22 GettnHuge

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Posted 04 February 2007 - 12:42 PM

I'm not ashamed to say it, give me Double B!!


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