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#1 User is offline   bubba franks 

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Post icon  Posted 17 May 2007 - 12:56 PM

Would you? Or in the alternative, could you with proper accommodations (i.e. your drunk, she wears a bag over head, etc.?

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Posted 17 May 2007 - 12:57 PM

I would fist her :blink:
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Posted 17 May 2007 - 12:58 PM

I'd fock a hole in the wall if it would let me.
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Posted 17 May 2007 - 12:59 PM

I'd like to see her fock a donkey. :blink:
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Posted 17 May 2007 - 01:01 PM

Absolutely.

I've wanted to fock her for a long time :blink:
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Post icon  Posted 17 May 2007 - 01:02 PM

Very!!!
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Posted 17 May 2007 - 01:06 PM

View Postgocolts, on May 17 2007, 01:02 PM, said:

Very!!!


Of course you like Coulter. She looks like a man. :blink:
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Post icon  Posted 17 May 2007 - 01:06 PM

So the fact she has an adam's apple and man hands doesn't trouble those of you who want to bang her?


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Posted 17 May 2007 - 01:08 PM

View Postbubba franks, on May 17 2007, 07:06 PM, said:

So the fact she has an adam's apple and man hands doesn't trouble those of you who want to bang her?
Adams Apple Ann

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She is a woman and has a cooter. Nuff said. :blink:

It's not like you have to actually sleep with her or take her home to mom and dad or anything.
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Posted 17 May 2007 - 01:10 PM

View Postbubba franks, on May 17 2007, 03:06 PM, said:

So the fact she has an adam's apple and man hands doesn't trouble those of you who want to bang her?
Adams Apple Ann

See top picture for said man hands
Man Hands



She is a woman, she isn't fat and she hates liberals.

That's marriage material
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Posted 17 May 2007 - 01:16 PM

View Postedjr, on May 17 2007, 02:10 PM, said:

She is a woman, she isn't fat and she hates liberals.

That's marriage material


Tell me that you don't get the impression that she would nag you so badly that you would wish that you were married to TNG.
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Posted 17 May 2007 - 01:17 PM

I'm pretty sure she used to be a man.

But hey, whatever tickles your pickle. :blink:
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Post icon  Posted 17 May 2007 - 01:33 PM

View Postedjr, on May 17 2007, 11:10 AM, said:

She is a woman, she isn't fat and she hates liberals.

That's marriage material


Link proving she's actually a woman?
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Posted 17 May 2007 - 01:37 PM

I've made it a rule to never screw a woman with a bigger dong than myself. :thumbsdown:
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Post icon  Posted 17 May 2007 - 01:39 PM

View PostMDC, on May 17 2007, 02:06 PM, said:

Of course you like Coulter. She looks like a man. :thumbsdown:

That makes no sence. She doesn't look like a man at all. You just say that because your a liberal and she embarrassess liberals all the time. Plus, I don't like little skinny girls with a mans body. I like the curves of a woman. And don't forget that I don't like the h0m0s, like you do. You are the one always defending their "Lifestlye". I find their "Lifestlye" revolting. If you don't see it as revolting, you may be part h0m0.

View PostIGotWorms, on May 17 2007, 02:17 PM, said:

I'm pretty sure she used to be a man.

But hey, whatever tickles your pickle. :dunno:

Link proving she was once a man?????
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Posted 17 May 2007 - 01:39 PM

View Postgocolts, on May 17 2007, 01:38 PM, said:

That makes no sence. She doesn't look like a man at all. You just say that because your a liberal and she embarrassess liberals all the time. Plus, I don't like little skinny girls with a mans body. I like the curves of a woman. And don't forget that I don't like the h0m0s, like you do. You are the one always defending their "Lifestlye". I find their "Lifestlye" revolting. If you don't see it as revolting, you may be part h0m0.



Dude, she so does look like a man. :dunno: :thumbsdown:
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Posted 17 May 2007 - 01:41 PM

View Postgocolts, on May 17 2007, 01:39 PM, said:

That makes no sence.


Sure it does. You are a closet h0mo, so naturally you dig Ann Coulter because she looks like a drag queen. This provides perfect cover - you can claim to be straight while fantasizing about Ann's adam's apple and manhands, and hoping she has a hairy chest and a pen1s.

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Posted 17 May 2007 - 01:41 PM

I'd hump her in the ear and punch her in the face. :thumbsdown:
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Posted 17 May 2007 - 01:45 PM

View Postkutulu, on May 17 2007, 12:59 PM, said:

I'd like to see her fock a donkey. :thumbsdown:

I wonder what would spawn from breeding a donkey and a horse-faced loon.
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Posted 17 May 2007 - 01:47 PM

View Postphillybear, on May 17 2007, 01:41 PM, said:

I'd hump her in the ear and punch her in the face. :dunno:


:thumbsdown:


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Posted 17 May 2007 - 01:48 PM

View Postgocolts, on May 17 2007, 02:39 PM, said:


Link proving she was once a man?????


I just did a quick Google search on "Is Ann Coulter a man". Try it.
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Posted 17 May 2007 - 01:48 PM

View Postgocolts, on May 17 2007, 01:39 PM, said:

Link proving she was once a man?????


http://politicalhumor.about.com/library/im...radamsapple.htm

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Posted 17 May 2007 - 01:50 PM

This is the kind of chick you angry fock (and she'd like it). You bang her until her cervix swell up like a red donut and splooge in her eye on purpose.
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Posted 17 May 2007 - 01:52 PM

View Postwiffleball, on May 17 2007, 02:50 PM, said:

This is the kind of chick you angry fock (and she'd like it). You bang her until her cervix swell up like a red donut and splooge in her eye on purpose.


I do that with the girls I like :D
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Posted 17 May 2007 - 01:55 PM

View PostPatriotsfatboy1, on May 17 2007, 02:52 PM, said:

I do that with the girls I like :D



That's why they love you. :wub:
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Post icon  Posted 17 May 2007 - 02:03 PM

She looks like my least favorite Aunt. :D

View Postgocolts, on May 17 2007, 07:39 PM, said:

That makes no sence. She doesn't look like a man at all. You just say that because your a liberal and she embarrassess liberals all the time. Plus, I don't like little skinny girls with a mans body. I like the curves of a woman. And don't forget that I don't like the h0m0s, like you do. You are the one always defending their "Lifestlye". I find their "Lifestlye" revolting. If you don't see it as revolting, you may be part h0m0.
Link proving she was once a man?????



And Ann Coulter has these curves. :wub: :dunno: :first:
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Posted 17 May 2007 - 02:13 PM

View PostSnoopy1, on May 17 2007, 03:03 PM, said:

She looks like my least favorite Aunt. :D
And Ann Coulter has these curves. :wub: :dunno: :first:


I think that he is talking about the curves of her broad shoulders, the bulge in the front of her trousers, and the curve at the front of her throat.
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Posted 17 May 2007 - 02:21 PM

Looks like a woman to me. :D
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Posted 17 May 2007 - 02:24 PM

View Postbob_probert_2000, on May 17 2007, 03:21 PM, said:

Looks like a woman to me. :banana:



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Posted 17 May 2007 - 02:27 PM

View Postbob_probert_2000, on May 17 2007, 03:21 PM, said:

Looks like a woman to me. :unsure:


Yes, but so does this
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Posted 17 May 2007 - 02:29 PM

View PostPatriotsfatboy1, on May 17 2007, 04:27 PM, said:

Yes, but so does this

Dude, that scary thing looks like a man.

Check out this forum posting.

Funny.

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Post icon  Posted 17 May 2007 - 02:31 PM

View PostPatriotsfatboy1, on May 17 2007, 11:48 AM, said:

I just did a quick Google search on "Is Ann Coulter a man". Try it.


Better yet, google the name Fredrick Guebermann.

Fredrick Guebermann aka Ann Coulter
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Posted 17 May 2007 - 02:33 PM

View PostPatriotsfatboy1, on May 17 2007, 03:27 PM, said:

Yes, but so does this


Dammitt! Always, Always, ALWAYS look at the link before opening! :banana:

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View Postwiffleball, on May 17 2007, 03:33 PM, said:

Dammitt! Always, Always, ALWAYS look at the link before opening! :D

"Uh Wiffleball, we like your work and all, but why'd you visit a site called "Tranny Blog"??

:unsure: "Uh, it's an auto mechanic's website. Yeah, the damn transmission's slipping"

:D


Sorry. I found it with Google and moderate filtering :banana:
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Posted 17 May 2007 - 02:59 PM

I'd suck her cack <_<
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Post icon  Posted 17 May 2007 - 07:09 PM

View Postbubba franks, on May 17 2007, 01:06 PM, said:

So the fact she has an adam's apple and man hands doesn't trouble those of you who want to bang her?
Adams Apple Ann

See top picture for said man hands
Man Hands


I guess this is more your style:

http://www.flickr.co...osie/463149222/
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Posted 17 May 2007 - 08:13 PM

View PostRecliner Pilot, on May 17 2007, 05:09 PM, said:

I guess this is more your style:

http://www.flickr.co...osie/463149222/


That's a suckers choice: bang the transvestite or the fat pig. It's a tough one. Can I phone a friend?


On a side note, what exactly is the reason referred to in your sig? :blink:
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Post icon  Posted 17 May 2007 - 08:29 PM

View Postbubba franks, on May 17 2007, 08:13 PM, said:


On a side note, what exactly is the reason referred to in your sig? :dunno:


Ask Paully. I have already explained it. ;) :banana: :banana: :banana:
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That said, fock capitalism.
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Posted 17 May 2007 - 08:33 PM

View Postwiffleball, on May 17 2007, 02:24 PM, said:

Jaysus- I hadn't seen arms like that since Shindler's List. I bet her Pelvic bones could slice a pot roast. ;)



maybe she would gobble a c0ck like it was her first meal in ages..it looks that way..shes a bit skinny...

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Posted 17 May 2007 - 08:41 PM

View PostRecliner Pilot, on May 17 2007, 06:29 PM, said:

Ask Paully. I have already explained it. :banana: :banana: :banana: :dunno:


Sounds like work. I'll just go ahead and assume it's some retarded justification that has no basis in reality. ;)
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