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#1 wiffleball

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Posted 13 March 2008 - 11:03 AM

In my neverending mission to find new and different ways to ingest booze (the red wine enema was a hoot! :wave: ), I have been reminded that one can soak various fruits in alchohol.


I am unschooled in this technique however. Do any of you fine young poople have an insight into the various techniques, fruits and liquors that are used in such a venture? I would be muchly appreciative.

Apples? Cherries? Watermellon? Others? How exactly??









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Posted 13 March 2008 - 11:05 AM

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#3 The Moz

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Posted 13 March 2008 - 11:07 AM

apples and pears work the best to hold up for a few days ! Cherries , strawberries , peaches , grapes , even bananas will work but I wouldn't let it sit more than a day without drinking it.

If it's hooch youre trying to make -- get the achohol of choice and buy the fruit you like the best and just put both in a bowl - put a lid on it and chill overnight. :wave:

edit to add -- I never liked melons in hooch -- but to each his won I guess.

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Posted 13 March 2008 - 11:10 AM

apples and pears work the best to hold up for a few days ! Cherries , strawberries , peaches , grapes , even bananas will work but I wouldn't let it sit more than a day without drinking it.

If it's hooch youre trying to make -- get the achohol of choice and buy the fruit you like the best and just put both in a bowl - put a lid on it and chill overnight. :wave:

edit to add -- I never liked melons in hooch -- but to each his won I guess.



Sadly, I am not aware of what "hooch" is specifically.

What do you do? Peel the apples/pears then soak them (in what? for how long?)

Never really knew how to booze a watermellon either.

I am so naive. I'm a horrible alcoholic. It's my personal shame.

But at least I'm trying to better myself.
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Posted 13 March 2008 - 11:15 AM

Sangria :pointstosky:
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#6 GutterBoy

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Posted 13 March 2008 - 11:16 AM

Some chick in college always used to make a "drunk pineapple". She'd core the pineapple, fill with grain overnight, then we'd eat the pineapple.

It was gay, and I'd rather just have a drink.

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Posted 13 March 2008 - 11:18 AM

Sadly, I am not aware of what "hooch" is specifically.

What do you do? Peel the apples/pears then soak them (in what? for how long?)

Never really knew how to booze a watermellon either.

I am so naive. I'm a horrible alcoholic. It's my personal shame.

But at least I'm trying to better myself.


actually man -- people only usually make hooch when they can afford to buy real alcohol ... :console: hence which is why college kids drink it by the gallon.

if you really want to know though - since it's your first :pointstosky:

get some apples or Pears -- then maybe some strawberries or cherries if you want variety. Cut apples / pears into slices and pit the cherries. dump into a container and pure the alcolhol in and let sit. Pretty simple man.

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Posted 13 March 2008 - 11:20 AM

actually man -- people only usually make hooch when they can afford to buy real alcohol ... :console: hence which is why college kids drink it by the gallon.

if you really want to know though - since it's your first :pointstosky:

get some apples or Pears -- then maybe some strawberries or cherries if you want variety. Cut apples / pears into slices and pit the cherries. dump into a container and pure the alcolhol in and let sit. Pretty simple man.


dumb question - what kind of alcohol??

Same with the pineapple.

thx.
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Posted 13 March 2008 - 11:23 AM

dumb question - what kind of alcohol??

Same with the pineapple.

thx.


Depends how strong you want it.
PGA, Vodka, or light rum work well.

Watermelon works great this way. Put a hole in one...pour alcohol in...plug the hole...eat it the next day.

#10 GutterBoy

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Posted 13 March 2008 - 11:26 AM

You know what else would work good for you guys, soaking cack, then when you suck them, you can get drunk. Isn't that great?

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Posted 13 March 2008 - 11:27 AM

now this is complicated, so pay attention.

1. Get some fruit.
2. Get your favorite liquor.
3. Soak the fruit in the liquor.
4. Eat the fruit.

If they had a stupid people tax your mother would owe quite a bit for not aborting you.


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Posted 13 March 2008 - 11:32 AM

now this is complicated, so pay attention.

1. Get some fruit.
2. Get your favorite liquor.
3. Soak the fruit in the liquor.
4. Eat the fruit.


Well hell, I know that much. I believe if you'll recall, I asked about specific liquors that you've tried, certain booze/fruit combinations that you've tried.

I mean, I have to assume that bourbon and pears tastes different than vodka and pears. I'm guessing that there are specific liqours that go better with specific fruits?

Just asking what your experiences have been. :pointstosky:
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#13 wiffleball

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Posted 13 March 2008 - 11:33 AM

Depends how strong you want it.
PGA, Vodka, or light rum work well.

Watermelon works great this way. Put a hole in one...pour alcohol in...plug the hole...eat it the next day.


Thanks. The problem I've had with watermelon in the past is distribution. Everybody tells you to do it that way, but then you end up with one end being pure booze and 2/3 of the pineapple not tasting like much at all. I've found more holes evenly distributed works best.
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#14 Birdseed

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Posted 13 March 2008 - 12:40 PM

You know what else would work good for you guys, soaking cack, then when you suck them, you can get drunk. Isn't that great?


:pointstosky:

#15 porkbutt

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Posted 13 March 2008 - 12:52 PM

doesn't get any gayer than this.

#16 wiffleball

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Posted 13 March 2008 - 12:59 PM

doesn't get any gayer than this.



Man, that's like getting an endorsement from Boy George himself!! :pointstosky:
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#17 GutterBoy

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Posted 13 March 2008 - 01:01 PM

wiffleball wants to know how to soak a watermelon in alcohol so he can get his "black friends" drunk so he can throw racial slurs at them while jerking them off.

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Posted 13 March 2008 - 01:02 PM

you're a nut job

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#19 kilroy69

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Posted 13 March 2008 - 01:05 PM

We used to core a watermelon and just dump as much vodka in it as we could, replace the part we took out and you have a nice little mini bar.
Its still not a hummingbird.

#20 Yer mom

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Posted 13 March 2008 - 01:09 PM

We used to core a watermelon and just dump as much vodka in it as we could, replace the part we took out and you have a nice little mini bar.


:pointstosky:

Perfect for days at the park
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Posted 13 March 2008 - 01:11 PM

:pointstosky: Jungle Juice :doh:

This thread is gayer than my dad.


#22 kilroy69

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Posted 13 March 2008 - 01:14 PM

:thumbsdown:

Perfect for days at the park

or the beach.
Its still not a hummingbird.

#23 IGotWorms

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Posted 13 March 2008 - 01:24 PM

wiffleball wants to know how to soak a watermelon in alcohol so he can get his "black friends" drunk so he can throw racial slurs at them while jerking them off.


:( :thumbsdown:

#24 rallo

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Posted 13 March 2008 - 01:42 PM

everclear and cherries tastes good...

although the cherries turn white... (scary??)

just get a jar of maraschino cherries (sp?) pour out half of the juice and fill it up with everclear... let it sit over night... ready for ingestion the next day...


don't be scared that they turn white.

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#25 wiffleball

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Posted 13 March 2008 - 01:43 PM

everclear and cherries tastes good...

although the cherries turn white... (scary??)

just get a jar of maraschino cherries (sp?) pour out half of the juice and fill it up with everclear... let it sit over night... ready for ingestion the next day...
don't be scared that they turn white.



Nice.


Plus, this has to be a hell of a lot cheaper than Roofies. :thumbsdown:
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#26 rallo

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Posted 13 March 2008 - 01:50 PM

Nice.
Plus, this has to be a hell of a lot cheaper than Roofies. :pointstosky:



yes... and you know the girls are really drunk when they start trying to drink the juice out of the jar

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#27 edjr

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Posted 13 March 2008 - 01:50 PM

You know what else would work good for you guys, soaking cack, then when you suck them, you can get drunk. Isn't that great?


That's when it really pays to be short, eh?

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#28 GutterBoy

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Posted 13 March 2008 - 01:51 PM

That's when it really pays to be short, eh?


That's a stretch for a short joke.

#29 sheadtoo

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Posted 13 March 2008 - 04:15 PM

1. get the biggest cooler you can find
2. put two half gallons of everclear in
3. one quart of kool-aid
4. any fruit you want peeled and cut into bite size piece not grapes
5. fill with water
6. stir and let sit for a while
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Posted 14 March 2008 - 01:18 AM

1. get the biggest cooler you can find
2. put two half gallons of everclear in
3. one quart of kool-aid
4. any fruit you want peeled and cut into bite size piece not grapes
5. fill with water
6. stir and let sit for a while
:angry:
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jungle juice


this was the easy answer... :doublethumbsup:

or another fun thing.. for the chicks though...


take a two liter of orange soda... empty half of it... add a packet of grape kool aid and a packet of cherry kool aid... fill the riest with vodka...

drink directly out of the two liter...


tastes exactly like sweet tarts...


PS i'm drunk... mug night at 'brother's'

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