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I swallowed a big gulp of Thompson's Water Seal this morning
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Posted 22 May 2008 - 08:59 AM
My wife did some waterproofing yesterday. She used a discarded Lipton Green Tea plastic bottle to contain the sealer. You know - the same Lipton Green Tea that I like to drink on the way to work. I am estimating 2-3 ounces went down the hatch. Poison Control Center said to try not to barf. Great day.
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Posted 22 May 2008 - 09:04 AM
Birdseed, on May 22 2008, 09:59 AM, said:
My wife did some waterproofing yesterday. She used a discarded Lipton Green Tea plastic bottle to contain the sealer. You know - the same Lipton Green Tea that I like to drink on the way to work. I am estimating 2-3 ounces went down the hatch. Poison Control Center said to try not to barf. Great day.
Wouldn't they want it out of your system?
"Tracy did mention we shouldn't let him gamble. Or drink too much."
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Posted 22 May 2008 - 09:06 AM
end it 
QUOTE(peenie @ Nov 25 2008, 02:56 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
now i'm soiled and dirty like the rest of you.
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Posted 22 May 2008 - 09:10 AM
Birdseed, on May 22 2008, 10:08 AM, said:
They said if I brought it back up it may damage my esophagus. I really would like to vomit.
Good news though...your stomach lining is now safe from the sun's harmful UV rays.
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Posted 22 May 2008 - 09:11 AM
Birdseed, on May 22 2008, 11:06 AM, said:
F U
Don't go away mad...
Well, I'm a mushroom-cloud-layin' motherfucker, motherfucker! Every time my fingers touch brain, I'm Superfly T.N.T., I'm the Guns of the Navarone!
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Posted 22 May 2008 - 09:11 AM
Birdseed, on May 22 2008, 09:59 AM, said:
My wife did some waterproofing yesterday. She used a discarded Lipton Green Tea plastic bottle to contain the sealer. You know - the same Lipton Green Tea that I like to drink on the way to work. I am estimating 2-3 ounces went down the hatch. Poison Control Center said to try not to barf. Great day.
Did she put it in the fridge?
Or do you like them warm and in bottles that have been opened before?
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Posted 22 May 2008 - 09:13 AM
Sho Nuff, on May 22 2008, 10:10 AM, said:
Good news though...your stomach lining is now safe from the sun's harmful UV rays.
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Posted 22 May 2008 - 09:24 AM
Sho Nuff, on May 22 2008, 10:11 AM, said:
Did she put it in the fridge?
Or do you like them warm and in bottles that have been opened before?
Or do you like them warm and in bottles that have been opened before?
There was about a third of the bottle left from before breakfast, so it was mostly warm. I was just just going to take it with me on the ten minute drive to work.
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Posted 22 May 2008 - 09:27 AM
If you do end up puking, could you do me a favor and do it on my porch. TIA 
Well, I'm a mushroom-cloud-layin' motherfucker, motherfucker! Every time my fingers touch brain, I'm Superfly T.N.T., I'm the Guns of the Navarone!
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Posted 22 May 2008 - 09:30 AM
Sho Nuff, on May 22 2008, 11:10 AM, said:
Good news though...your stomach lining is now safe from the sun's harmful UV rays.
Bad news, it's now sealed and prevented from absorbing nutrients.
Good news, once it passes through (and coats your insides) you can start a new career as a drug smuggler!
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Posted 22 May 2008 - 09:31 AM
Birdseed, on May 22 2008, 09:59 AM, said:
My wife did some waterproofing yesterday. She used a discarded Lipton Green Tea plastic bottle to contain the sealer. You know - the same Lipton Green Tea that I like to drink on the way to work. I am estimating 2-3 ounces went down the hatch. Poison Control Center said to try not to barf. Great day.
So your wife put this bottle the drink holder in your vehicle, so it was ready for you on your way to work?
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Posted 22 May 2008 - 09:31 AM
kutulu, on May 22 2008, 10:27 AM, said:
If you do end up puking, could you do me a favor and do it on my porch. TIA
"Tracy did mention we shouldn't let him gamble. Or drink too much."
"Jesus, he's like a gremlin. Comes with instructions and sh!t."
"Jesus, he's like a gremlin. Comes with instructions and sh!t."
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Posted 22 May 2008 - 09:34 AM
kutulu, on May 22 2008, 11:27 AM, said:
If you do end up puking, could you do me a favor and do it on my porch. TIA
Actually, he should do it on Brinett9's fence. He's letting it go to hell.
Mine is small, but the head spins.
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Posted 22 May 2008 - 09:36 AM
Birdseed, on May 22 2008, 11:33 AM, said:
OK, that was funny.
BTW, do you think I'll sh1t some floaters?
BTW, do you think I'll sh1t some floaters?
Hell yeah, you will.
Thompson's is created to repell water. It should be quite a battle of water vs. water repellant. Your turds may go one better than flaot- they may hover above the water.
Mine is small, but the head spins.
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Posted 22 May 2008 - 09:39 AM
Birdseed, on May 22 2008, 11:35 AM, said:
Engrish?
Your wife is trying to kill you.. HTH
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Posted 22 May 2008 - 09:44 AM
kutulu, on May 22 2008, 10:39 AM, said:
Your wife is trying to kill you.. HTH
Oh. It crossed my mind.
Birdseed: WTF you trying to do? Kill me?
Birdseed's Wife: If I were trying to kill you it would be much more painful than that.
Birdseed:
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Posted 22 May 2008 - 09:48 AM
Birdseed, on May 22 2008, 10:44 AM, said:
Oh. It crossed my mind.
Birdseed: WTF you trying to do? Kill me?
Birdseed's Wife: If I were trying to kill you it would be much more painful than that.
Birdseed:
Birdseed: WTF you trying to do? Kill me?
Birdseed's Wife: If I were trying to kill you it would be much more painful than that.
Birdseed:
You married Phillybear?
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Posted 22 May 2008 - 09:51 AM
Don't sweat it. That crap does not work anyway. Thompson's is to water repellents as the Royals are to baseball. Poor imitations.
Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life, son.
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Posted 22 May 2008 - 09:52 AM
So, your wife used a "discarded" bottle.
You picked up said "discarded" bottle to use again?
Who drinks from containers that were put in the trash?
Assuming that discarded = in the trash, else how would you know it was discarded?
You picked up said "discarded" bottle to use again?
Who drinks from containers that were put in the trash?
Assuming that discarded = in the trash, else how would you know it was discarded?
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Hopefully, this doesn't come off as gay-sounding....
I certainly wouldn't 'do' him because I'm straight but I would give him a back message. I think it's neat to rub on a hard, chiseled back. The way you can work your thumbs into each individual cut and actually feel the muscle fiber move underneath your fingers. Not like just feeling fat being pushed around under the skin.<!--colorc--></span><!--/colorc--><!--sizec--></span><!--/sizec-->
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Posted 22 May 2008 - 09:53 AM
Is this sorta like the TO thing last year?
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Posted 22 May 2008 - 10:00 AM
TheNewGirl, on May 22 2008, 10:52 AM, said:
So, your wife used a "discarded" bottle.
You picked up said "discarded" bottle to use again?
Who drinks from containers that were put in the trash?
Assuming that discarded = in the trash, else how would you know it was discarded?
You picked up said "discarded" bottle to use again?
Who drinks from containers that were put in the trash?
Assuming that discarded = in the trash, else how would you know it was discarded?
This shouldn't be hard to understand.
I was drinking a newly opened green tea this morning. I set it down with 1/3 left. She was waterproofing yesterday using an identical container and left the bottle about 1/3 full. The liquids are remarkably close in color. When I left, I accidently grabbed the wrong bottle.
Now I'm eating crackers, sipping on some water, and trying not to yack.
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Posted 22 May 2008 - 10:20 AM
Swallow a 2 x 4. 
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Posted 22 May 2008 - 10:23 AM
Let us know if your poo floats. 
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Posted 22 May 2008 - 10:24 AM
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Posted 22 May 2008 - 10:32 AM
That's what you get for drinking from the container!
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Posted 22 May 2008 - 10:36 AM
Did you die?
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Posted 22 May 2008 - 10:36 AM
she was just getting you back for making her do the waterproofing in the first place.
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Posted 22 May 2008 - 10:41 AM
Didn't you think to read the label? "DO NOT INGEST"
Here's your SIGN!
Here's your SIGN!
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Posted 22 May 2008 - 10:41 AM
So let me get this straight: you're wife "accidentally" put something poisonous into your drink? How is your life insurance policy looking anyway?
"Tracy did mention we shouldn't let him gamble. Or drink too much."
"Jesus, he's like a gremlin. Comes with instructions and sh!t."
"Jesus, he's like a gremlin. Comes with instructions and sh!t."
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Posted 22 May 2008 - 10:43 AM
You should give your wife an accidental pink sock when you have MUA tonight.
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Posted 22 May 2008 - 10:51 AM
Get your wife back by shooting a load of sperm/thompsons water seal mixture into her eye.
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Posted 22 May 2008 - 10:52 AM
That is a 3 stooges episode if I ever saw one. Larry putts the glue in a coffee cup identical to the one Moe is drinking from and Moe picks up the coffee mug with the glue and drinks. His mouth is glued shut and hilarity continues.
