****Official World's Greatest Draft****

[Voltaire 5,491]

What you're looking for in each category is Greatest All Time

 

1. Administrative Leader (Head of State)

2. Military Genius

3. Insurgent - either toppled the existing order or gave them a good run for their money

4) Historical a$$hole/scumball

5) Artist

6) Writer/poet/bard/storyteller

7) Religious Leader

8) Scientist/Inventor

9) businessman/merchant/banker/trader

10) Thinker

11) Famous African American (non-athlete/entertainer)

12) Famous Woman (non-athlete/entertainer)

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13) Hot actress

14) Porn Star

15) Bucket of Aids

16) Serial Killer (non-political leader)

17) Joe Bryant's Secret Love Child

18) Best action character in a film

19) Most corrupt Republican of the last twenty years

20) Most corrupt Democrat of the last twenty years

21) Biggest FFT idiot (so gettnhuge can draft himself)

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22) QB (all time)

23) RB (all time)

24) RB (all time)

25) WR (all time)

26) WR (all time)

[Voltaire 5,491]

Round One

 

1) Lackman - Jesus Christ - Religious Leader

2) TAS -Adolf Hitler - A$$hole/Scumbag

3) FeelingMN - Leonardo DaVinci - Artist

4) cbfalcon - Joseph Stalin - Undecided

5) Naomi - David Koresh - Religious Leader

6) BLS - Alexander the Great - Military Leader

7) Suxbnme Tommy Maddux - QB

8) Voltaire - Jerry Rice - WR

9) Saint Elistan - Nikola Tesla - Inventor / Scientist

10) Patwiesers44 - Muhammid - Religious Leader

11) Kutulu - William Shakespeare - Writer/poet/bard/storyteller

12) Titans&Bucs - Napoleon Bonaparte, Military Leader

 

Round Two

1) Titans&Bucs - Jenna Jameson, Porn Star

2) Kutulu - Micaelangelo - artist

3) Patwiesers44 - Isaac Newton - Scientist

4) Saint Elistan - Plato - Thinker

5) Voltaire - Marilyn Monroe - Hot actress

6) Suxbnme - Bill Gates - businessman/merchant/banker/trader

7) BLS - Albert Einstein - scientist/inventor

8) Naomi - Nero - A$$hole/Scumbag

9) cbfalcon - John Rambo - Best action character in a film

10) FeelingMN - Martin Luther King, Jr - Famous African American

11) TAS - Pablo Picasso - Artist

12) Lackman - Jim Brown RB

 

Round Three

1) Lackman - Aristotle - Thinker

2) TAS - Bruce Lee - Action Film Character

3) FeelingMN - Walter Payton - RB

4) cbfalcon - Sun Tzu - Military Genius

5) Naomi - Meyer Amschel Rothschild - Businessman

6) BLS - Thomas Jefferson - Administrative Leader

7) Suxbnme - Stephen Davis - RB

8) Voltaire - Queen Elizabeth I - Famous Woman

9) Saint Elistan - Ghengis Khan - Military Genius

10) Patwiesers44 - Augustus Caesar - Administrative Leader

11) Kutulu - Mahatma Gandhi - Insurgent

12) Titans&Bucs - - Vladmir Ilych Ulyanov (AKA Lenin) - Insurgent

 

Round Four

1) Titans&Bucs - Winston Churchill - Administrative Leader

2) Kutulu - George Washington - Administrative Leader

3) Patwiesers44 - John Holmes - Pron Star

4) Saint Elistan - Ron Jeremy - Pron Star

5) Voltaire - Yahya Jammeh - Bucket of AIDS

6) Suxbnme - Al Gore - Scientist

7) BLS - Warren Buffett - Businessman

8) Naomi - James Bond - Best action character in a film

9) cbfalcon - Tubgirl - Famous Woman

10) FeelingMN - Martin Luther - Insurgent

11) TAS - Jack the Ripper - Serial Killer

12) Lackman - Johannes Gutenberg - Scientist/Inventor

 

Round Five

1) Lackman - Cleopatra VII- Famous woman (non-athlete/entertainer)

2) TAS - Philo Tyler Farnsworth-inventor

3) FeelingMN - Joan of Arc - Famous Woman

4) cbfalcon - Cassius Marcellus Coolidge - Artist

5) Naomi - Bo Jackson - RB

6) BLS - Edgar Allen Poe - Writer

7) Suxbnme - Najeh Davenport - RB

8) Voltaire - Jack Abramoff - Corrupt Republican

9) Saint Elistan - Homer - Poet / Bard / Storyteller

10) Patwiesers44 - Fidel Castro - Insurgent

11) Kutulu - Confucius - Thinker

12) Titans&Bucs - Galileo - Scientist, inventor

 

Round Six

1) Titans&Bucs - John McClaine (Die Hard) - Action hero.

2) Kutulu - Buddha - Religious Leader

3) Patwiesers44 - Indiana Jones - Action Hero

4) Saint Elistan - Abraham Lincoln - Administrative leader

5) Voltaire - Barry Sanders - RB

6) Suxbnme - Rodney King - Famous African American

7) BLS - Lone Wolf McQuade - Action Hero

8) Naomi - Socrates - Thinker

9) cbfalcon - Robert Oppenheimer - Scientist/Inventor

10) FeelingMN - Joe Montana - QB

11) TAS - Nelson Mandela- insurgent

12) Lackman - Pol Pot - Historical a$$hole/scumball

 

Round Seven

1) Lackman - MDC - Biggest FFT Idiot

2) TAS - George S. Patton - military leader

3) FeelingMN - Teddy Roosevelt - Administrative Leader/Head of State

4) cbfalcon - Bernard Madoff - businessman/merchant/banker/trader

5) Naomi - William Wallace - Insurgent

6) BLS - Ed Gein - Serial Murderer

7) Suxbnme - Michael Moore - Bucket of AIDS

8) Voltaire - Barack Obama - African American

9) Saint Elistan - Rembrandt - Artist

10) Patwiesers44 - Princess Diana - famous woman (non entertainer or athlete)

11) Kutulu - Tera Patrick - Porn Star

12) Titans&Bucs - 7.12 - Giovanni di Bicci de' Medici - Buisnessman

 

Round Eight

1) Titans&Bucs - Catherine II of Russia (AKA Catherine the Great) - Famous Woman

2) Kutulu - Herman Webster Mudgett (aka H.H. Holmes) - Serial Killer

3) Patwiesers44 - Mao Tse-Tung - military leader/genius

4) Saint Elistan - J.P. Morgan - businessman

5) Voltaire - Randy Moss - WR

6) Suxbnme - Nazi Pelosi - corrupt Democrat

7) BLS - Dan Marino - QB

8) Naomi - Erwin Rommel - Military genius

9) cbfalcon Robert Reed - Bucket of AIDS

10) FeelingMN - The Terminator - Best character in an action film

11) TAS - Mother Teresa - Famous Woman

12) Lackman - John Wayne Gacy Jr. - Serial Killer

 

Round Nine

1) Lackman - Leo Tolstoy - Writer/poet/bard/storyteller

2) TAS - Roselyn Sanchez-Hot actress

3) FeelingMN - Lao-tzu - Religious leader

4) cbfalcon - George W. Bush - Head of state

5) Naomi - Mary, mother of Jesus Christ Famous Woman

6) BLS - Vlad "The Impaler" Dracul - A$$hole/Scumbag

7) Suxbnme - Ted Bundy - murderer

8) Voltaire - Simon Bolivar - insurgent

9) Saint Elistan - Moses - Religious Leader

10) Patwiesers44 - Soren Kierkegaard - Thinker

11) Kutulu - Tom Brady - QB

12) Titans&Bucs - Niccolo Machiavelli -Thinker

 

Round Ten

1) Titans&Bucs - Zoroaster, Religious Leader

2) Kutulu - Tony Montana aka Scarface - Best action character in a film

3) Patwiesers44 - Charles Manson - Serial Killer

4) Saint Elistan - Magic Johnson - Bucket of Aids

5) Voltaire - Latin Pimp - FFT idiot

6) Suxbnme - Joe Bryant's sister (no name) - Joe Bryant's Secret Love Child

7) BLS - Vincent Van Gogh - Artist

8) Naomi - Pedro Alonso Lopez - Serial killer

9) cbfalcon - Don Beebe - WR

10) FeelingMN - Jeffrey Dahmer - Serial killer

11) TAS - Michel de Nostredame-thinker

12) Lackman - Steve Largent - WR (all time)

 

Round Eleven

1) Lackman - Beatrix Kiddo - Best action character in a film

2) TAS - Terry Bradshaw-QB

3) FeelingMN - Charles Darwin - Thinker

4) cbfalcon - Drew Bledsoe - Writer/poet/bard/storyteller

5) Naomi - Elizabeth Taylor - Hot Actress

6) BLS - Raquel Welch - Hot Actress

7) Suxbnme - Dr. Seuss - Writer / storyteller

8) Voltaire - Julius Caesar - Military Genius

9) Saint Elistan - Ash of Evil Dead - Action Hero

10) Patwiesers44 - Jackson Pollack, Artist

11) Kutulu - Hanibal - Military Genius

12) Titans&Bucs - Ivan the Terrible, ass hole/scumbag

 

Round Twelve

1) Titans&Bucs - Thug Behram, Serial Killer

2) Kutulu - Benjamin Banneker -Famous African American (non-athlete/entertainer)

3) Patwiesers44 - Steven King - Writer

4) Saint Elistan - Pocahontas - Famous Woman

5) Voltaire - Rod Blagojevich - Corrupt Democrat

6) Suxbnme - Dustin Diamond - Pron Star

7) BLS - Chasey Lain - Porn Star

8) Naomi - Frederick Douglas - African American

9) cbfalcon - OJ Simpson - RB

10) FeelingMN - James Traficant - Corrupt Democrat

11) TAS - Budd Dwyer - Corrupt Republican

12) Lackman - Pamela Anderson - Pron Star

 

Round Thirteen

1) Lackman - Brett Favre - QB

2) TAS - Kobe Tai - Pron star

3) FeelingMN - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe - Writer/Poet/Storyteller

4) cbfalcon - Tom Cruise - Religious Leader

5) Naomi - Polykleitos (sculptor) Artist

6) BLS - D!ck Cheney - Corrupt Republican

7) Suxbnme - Norman Rockwell - Artist

8) Voltaire - Dante Alighieri - Writer/poet/bard/storyteller

9) Saint Elistan - Luis Garavito - Serial Killer

10) Patwiesers44 - Gina Gershon - Hot actress

11) Kutulu - Tiffani-Amber Thiessen - Hot actress

12) Titans&Bucs -- Malcom X - famous African American

 

Round Fourteen

1) Titans&Bucs - Terrell Owens - WR

2) Kutulu - Sarah Palin - Famous Woman

3) Patwiesers44 - Freddie Mercury - Bucket of AIDS

4) Saint Elistan - Lance Alworth - WR

5) Voltaire - Johnny Unitas - QB

6) Suxbnme - Arlen Specter - Corrupt Republican

7) BLS - Robert R. - Bucket of AIDS

8) Naomi - John Bunyan - Writer/poet/bard/storyteller

9) cbfalcon - Billy the Kid - Serial Killer

10) FeelingMN - Duke Cunningham - Corrupt Republican

11) TAS - Eazy-E - Bucket of AIDS

12) Lackman - Emmitt Smith - RB

 

Round Fifteen

1) Lackman - Al Sharpton - Corrupt Democrat

2) TAS - Earl Campbell - RB

3) FeelingMN - Cris Carter - WR

4) cbfalcon - Matt Suhey - RB

5) Naomi - Margaret Thatcher - Administrative Leader

6) BLS - GFIAFP - Biggest FFT Idiot

7) Suxbnme - Gutterslut (and assorted aliases) - Biggest FFT Idiot

8) Voltaire - Marshall Faulk - RB

9) Saint Elistan - Wiffleball - Biggest FFT Idiot

10) Patwiesers44 George Washington Carver - Famous African-American

11) Kutulu - Don Hutson - WR

12) Titans&Bucs - Recliner Pilot - FFToday Biggest Idiot

 

Round Sixteen

1) Titans&Bucs - Steve Young- QB

2) Kutulu - Gale Sayers - RB

3) Patwiesers44 - John Murtha - Corrupt Democrat

4) Saint Elistan - Barney Frank - Corrupt Democrat

5) Voltaire - Tipper Gore - Joe Bryant's Secret Love Child

6) Suxbnme - Religious Leader - Ayatollah Khomeini

7) BLS - Marie Anoinette - Famous Woman

8) Naomi - Francis Crick - Scientist/Inventor

9) cbfalcon - Tom Osbourne - Corrupt Republican

10) FeelingMN - Charlemagne - Military Genius

11) TAS - Q. Laz-FFT idiot/welcher/dooshbag

12) Lackman - Claude Monet - Artist

 

Round Seventeen

1) Lackman - Osama Bin Laden - Insurgent

2) TAS Claude Monet - Frederick S. Biletnikoff- WR

3) FeelingMN - Marvin Harrison - WR

4) cbfalcon - Voltaire - Biggest FFT idiot

5) Naomi - Bart Hendricks - QB

6) BLS - Gregorio Sauceda Gamboa - Insurgent

7) Suxbnme - Rae Carruth - WR

8) Voltaire - Ashoka the Great - Administrative Leader

9) Saint Elistan - Jessica Biel - Hot Actress

10) Patwiesers44 - Tom DeLay - Corrupt Republican

11) Kutulu - Eric Dickerson - RB

12) Titans&Bucs - William Jefferson - Corrupt Democrat

 

 

Round Eighteen

1) Titans&Bucs - Ted Stevens - Corrupt Republican

2) Kutulu - Lynn Swann - WR

3) Patwiesers44 - Ray Kroc - Businessman

4) Saint Elistan - Bart Starr - QB

5) Voltaire - Saint Paul - Religious Leader

6) Suxbnme - Donte Stallworth - WR

7) BLS - Adrain Peterson - RB

8) Naomi

9) cbfalcon

10) FeelingMN

11) TAS

12) Lackman

 

Round Ninteen

1) Lackman

2) TAS

3) FeelingMN

4) cbfalcon

5) Naomi

6) BLS

7) Suxbnme

8) Voltaire

9) Saint Elistan

10) Patwiesers44

11) Kutulu

12) Titans&Bucs

 

Round Twenty

1) Titans&Bucs

2) Kutulu

3) Patwiesers44

4) Saint Elistan

5) Voltaire

6) Suxbnme

7) BLS

8) Naomi

9) cbfalcon

10) FeelingMN

11) TAS

12) Lackman

 

Round Twenty One

12) Lackman

 

Round Twelve

1) Lackman

2) TAS

3) FeelingMN

4) cbfalcon

5) Naomi

6) BLS

7) Suxbnme

8) Voltaire

9) Saint Elistan

10) Patwiesers44

11) Kutulu

12) Titans&Bucs

 

Round Twenty Two

1) Titans&Bucs

2) Kutulu

3) Patwiesers44

4) Saint Elistan

5) Voltaire

6) Suxbnme

7) BLS

8) Naomi

9) cbfalcon

10) FeelingMN

11) TAS

12) Lackman

 

Round Twenty Three

1) Lackman

2) TAS

3) FeelingMN

4) cbfalcon

5) Naomi

6) BLS

7) Suxbnme

8) Voltaire

9) Saint Elistan

10) Patwiesers44

11) Kutulu

12) Titans&Bucs

 

Round Twenty Four

1) Titans&Bucs

2) Kutulu

3) Patwiesers44

4) Saint Elistan

5) Voltaire

6) Suxbnme

7) BLS

8) Naomi

9) cbfalcon

10) FeelingMN

11) TAS

12) Lackman

 

Round Twenty Five

1) Lackman

2) TAS

3) FeelingMN

4) cbfalcon

5) Naomi

6) BLS

7) Suxbnme

8) Voltaire

9) Saint Elistan

10) Patwiesers44

11) Kutulu

12) Titans&Bucs

 

Round Twenty Six

1) Titans&Bucs

2) Kutulu

3) Patwiesers44

4) Saint Elistan

5) Voltaire

6) Suxbnme

7) BLS

8) Naomi

9) cbfalcon

10) FeelingMN

11) TAS

12) Lackman

[cbfalcon 827]

Whats the order for rounds 5-26?

[Voltaire 5,491]

Whats the order for rounds 5-26?

 

We need to get pick one in first. Bump for Lackman.

[GettnHuge 2]

sorry Volt but could you strike me from it

[kutulu 1,707]

Bump for SLackman.

 

[Lackman 0]

1.1 Religious Leader - Jesus Christ

[Big Blue 06 196]

1.1 Religious Leader - Jesus Christ

 

:championship:

[Me_2006 14]

No way I have time for this. Someone else can have my spot.

[Big Blue 06 196]

No way I have time for this. Someone else can have my spot.

 

Don't worry. By the time it gets to 1.09, you'll be done with college and you'll have time to pick in breaks at work.

[Voltaire 5,491]

No way I have time for this. Someone else can have my spot.

 

What? A round a week is too fast? We could slow it down.

[Me_2006 14]

What? A round a week is too fast? We could slow it down.

Nah, just don't have the time to monitor something that drags out like that. I was involved in the GM Scratch draft on here just a few weeks ago and it took way too long. By the end everyone seemed to be ready for it to be over, and this is even more complex so I don't have the interest to put that kinda time into it. A bit disillusioned with drafts at the moment.

[gocolts 300]

Damn sam, I was looking foward to this and already 2 people dropped out after seeing the first pick,

 

AND NEITHER WAS EDJR.

 

[jerryskids 7,090]

What? A round a week is too fast? We could slow it down.

Volty, I'm sorry, but know your customer. This site is Homer Simpson on a good day. We're more interested in the countdown until Hermione from Harry Potter turns 18 than drafting people who've actually done shiot for society. Wait, did she turn 18 already? What was I talking about?

[SUXBNME 1,596]

Don't worry. By the time it gets to 1.09, you'll be done with college and you'll have time to pick in breaks at work.

Thread ovar...we have a winnah

[Voltaire 5,491]

Volty, I'm sorry, but know your customer. This site is Homer Simpson on a good day. We're more interested in the countdown until Hermione from Harry Potter turns 18 than drafting people who've actually done shiot for society. Wait, did she turn 18 already? What was I talking about?

 

I know.

 

After thehuddle implodes in 2001, I went over to FBG first before I came here. It was a new site in it's first offseason. But I had managment issues (got banned for no reason, saw all the other thehuddle people, quality people, getting banned around me as well) so said "fock it, I don't need the aggravation." I swore the place off and have been perfectly content to ignore their site for seven or eight years. I liked it better here at the time.

 

Well then a couple of weeks ago a FBG friend asked me to help him as a consultant to put together a "World's Greatest" draft. When I saw what was going on at FBG and how they actually can do somethng like this -well- I couldn't believe myself. I'm actually really impressed with the insightful posters there and what they've been able to do. Then I contrasted it to this dump and wondered if we could scrape together enough brain residue to pull off something like that here.

[kutulu 1,707]

How many more people have to drop out before I can pick?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

[Big Blue 06 196]

Then I contrasted it to this dump and wondered if we could scrape together enough brain residue to pull off something like that here.

 

Frankly, I'm surprised we had enough brain residue here to count up to 12 participants.

[Voltaire 5,491]

Frankly, I'm surprised we had enough brain residue here to count up to 12 participants.

 

We don't. We're down to 11.

[Saint Elistan 106]

I'm down if you need someone to fill in.

[Voltaire 5,491]

I'm down if you need someone to fill in.

 

You're in. The momentum is turning.

 

I'll put you in me's spot. In other news, we may move TAS to the end to give him time to check in and realize we started.

[FeelingMN 273]

You're in. The momentum is turning.

 

I'll put you in me's spot. In other news, we may move TAS to the end to give him time to check in and realize we started.

 

I'm ready whenever. I'll be scouring the interwebs for a suitable pick for pron star.

[TAS 2]

Am I picking in any category I want, or religious leader?

[Voltaire 5,491]

Am I picking in any category I want, or religious leader?

 

Any category.

[TAS 2]

Historical a$$hole/scumbag-Adolf Hitler

[FeelingMN 273]

1.3

 

Artist - Leonardo DaVinci

[Voltaire 5,491]

I'm guessing we've got 3 #1s overall in their respective categories so far.

[FeelingMN 273]

I'm guessing we've got 3 #1s overall in their respective categories so far.

 

I honestly don't think DaVinci was the greatest artist per se. But considering his overall genius I'm happy to draft the dude as such.

[kutulu 1,707]

I honestly don't think DaVinci was the greatest artist per se. But considering his overall genius I'm happy to draft the dude as such.

 

The movie sucked.

[jets24 6]

If there is a spot to be filled, I'm definitely in.

[Drizzay 745]

How is Hitler a miltry genius?

 

[FeelingMN 273]

Historical a$$hole/scumbag -Adolf Hitler

 

 

How is Hitler a miltry genius?

 

 

 

[SUXBNME 1,596]

If there is a spot to be filled, I'm definitely in.

 

:reported:

[kutulu 1,707]

:retarded:

 

[SUXBNME 1,596]

Thank you for your unfunny.

[kutulu 1,707]

Thank you for your unfunny.

 

[Drizzay 745]

 

 

My bad, I thought you were picking Hitler for #2 from the first post, not #4.

[TAS 2]

My bad, I thought you were picking Hitler for #2 from the first post, not #4.

Try to keep up.

[cbfalcon 827]

1.4 Lucifer

 

My religious leader. Wiht Satan himself leading my team, I'm the only one with a legit chance to take out Jesus Christ.

[Lackman 0]

1.4 Lucifer

 

My religious leader. Wiht Satan himself leading my team, I'm the only one with a legit chance to take out Jesus Christ.

 

Um, I don't think Lucifer is eligible. He was never human.

 

And he doesn't really exist in this world as much as on another plane.

 

Not trying to be a d!ck. But I would have taken God if I thought he was eligible.