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#41 phillybear

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Posted 15 December 2009 - 10:18 AM

The fact that you won this two times makes this award about as prestigious as the leg lamp from A Christmas Story. :cheers:


You are about as useless as your ape t!ts are at producing milk.

phillybear is Geek of the Year 2006
phillybear is Geek of the Year 2008
phillybear is Geek of the Year 2009
phillybear is Geek of the Year 2011 (as Lackman)
phillybear is Geek of the Year 2012
phillybear is Geek of the Year 2013

phillybear is Geek of the Year 2014


#42 phillybear

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Posted 15 December 2009 - 10:25 AM

Dude, we gave yiou the award last year because you told everyone you were dying. Kinda like giving that dead-Batman-Joker dude the Academy pity-Award.

Than you proceed to stay alive and suck even worse than you already had. :thumbsdown:


It was around the summertime when I mentioned my rapidly failing health. All my test results were coming back increasingly worse and worse, much like Kate Hudson movie reviews on Rotten Tomatoes. My doctors basically told me there was nothing they could realistically do to help me anymore. My last batch of tests recently produced inexplicably good news and my health has improved in many ways, much to my chagrin.

But since I am never wrong, I will not apologize for anything. Further, I promise to live long enough to get your daughter pregnant and take a sh!t on your grave. On the same night.

phillybear is Geek of the Year 2006
phillybear is Geek of the Year 2008
phillybear is Geek of the Year 2009
phillybear is Geek of the Year 2011 (as Lackman)
phillybear is Geek of the Year 2012
phillybear is Geek of the Year 2013

phillybear is Geek of the Year 2014


#43 kutulu

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Posted 15 December 2009 - 10:27 AM

You are about as useless as your ape t!ts are at producing milk.


As long as I can produce enough for my morning coffee, I'm happy. :thumbsdown:
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#44 NewbieJr

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Posted 15 December 2009 - 10:41 AM

It was around the summertime when I mentioned my rapidly failing health. All my test results were coming back increasingly worse and worse, much like Kate Hudson movie reviews on Rotten Tomatoes. My doctors basically told me there was nothing they could realistically do to help me anymore. My last batch of tests recently produced inexplicably good news and my health has improved in many ways, much to my chagrin.
But since I am never wrong, I will not apologize for anything. Further, I promise to live long enough to get your daughter pregnant and take a sh!t on your grave. On the same night.

And not even a simple thank you to Obama. :thumbsdown:
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#45 jerryskids

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Posted 15 December 2009 - 10:47 AM

And not even a simple thank you to Obama. :thumbsup:

Well played sir. :thumbsdown:

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#46 patweisers44

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Posted 15 December 2009 - 10:49 AM

But since I am never wrong, I will not apologize for anything. Further, I promise to live long enough to get your daughter pregnant and take a sh!t on your grave. On the same night.

...and at the exact same time. :thumbsdown:
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#47 Rusty Syringes

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Posted 16 December 2009 - 08:52 AM

Nominations still open.

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#48 BLS

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Posted 16 December 2009 - 08:56 AM

POSTY - He's always bringing the latest ridiculous stories and headlines.

AlsoIneedtostepitthefuckupapparently

In HONOR of Ron Hudson and his family.


#49 Yer mom

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Posted 16 December 2009 - 07:33 PM

I nominate that worthless pile THE SUCK, for the following reasons:

He introduced us to The Akinator (Innerwebs master of 20 questions) which provided entertainment for me in the form of stumping dumb broads laying in my bed while I sat at the computer and drank, and got to hear them say things like "HOWD YOU DO THAT!!" :thumbsdown:

A juicy little nugget im about to bump to see if the incredibly uncreative losers around here could attempt to provide some entertainment besides like.....the 9 of us here who were able to do so with this lay up.
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#50 SUXBNME

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Posted 17 December 2009 - 12:01 AM

I nominate that worthless pile THE SUCK, for the following reasons:

He introduced us to The Akinator (Innerwebs master of 20 questions) which provided entertainment for me in the form of stumping dumb broads laying in my bed while I sat at the computer and drank, and got to hear them say things like "HOWD YOU DO THAT!!" :doublethumbsup:

A juicy little nugget im about to bump to see if the incredibly uncreative losers around here could attempt to provide some entertainment besides like.....the 9 of us here who were able to do so with this lay up.

I feel all honored and stuff..I think :overhead:

#51 BiPolarBear

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Posted 17 December 2009 - 05:22 PM

POSTY - He's always bringing the latest ridiculous stories and headlines.

AlsoIneedtostepitthefuckupapparently


Yeah. +1. Also, I was one of the lucky souls that got to the party early on the web feed shindig. Just loved it. :o

#52 Rusty Syringes

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Posted 17 December 2009 - 10:20 PM

Keep submitting nominations.

The masses will decide.

I'll have my pole up before Christmas.

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#53 SUXBNME

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Posted 17 December 2009 - 11:54 PM

Keep submitting nominations.

The masses will decide.

I'll have my pole up before Christmas.

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#54 dave32

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Posted 19 December 2009 - 07:26 AM

dave32. I mean look at the guy, he eats guns and poops bullets. The man is a living legend. I heard that guy drinks homemade tiger's blood milkshakes.

#55 peenie

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Posted 19 December 2009 - 11:31 PM

i'd like to nominate myself. i think you guys wrongly overlook me every year.
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#56 Me_2006

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Posted 20 December 2009 - 03:21 AM

I think you would all agree this place has sucked more than usual this year.


I have posted less this year than any since finding this place. Coincidence? I think not.

#57 Chronic Husker

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Posted 20 December 2009 - 08:27 PM

The Soilost.

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#58 Rusty Syringes

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Posted 20 December 2009 - 09:08 PM

dave32. I mean look at the guy, he eats guns and poops bullets. The man is a living legend. I heard that guy drinks homemade tiger's blood milkshakes.


I think he eats pecker and poops sperm.

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#59 Rusty Syringes

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Posted 20 December 2009 - 09:09 PM

i'd like to nominate myself. i think you guys wrongly overlook me every year.



You are correct, and as such I will definitely include you in this year's poll for diversity reasons.

#60 kilroy69

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Posted 20 December 2009 - 09:17 PM

You are correct, and as such I will definitely include you in this year's poll for diversity reasons.

Call it the FFtoday Rooney Rule.
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#61 Voltaire

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Posted 20 December 2009 - 09:46 PM

Who made those FFT interview videos. Was it Newbie?

I nominate whover made them.

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#62 peenie

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Posted 20 December 2009 - 10:05 PM

You are correct, and as such I will definitely include you in this year's poll for diversity reasons.

lol, that's what they said to obama.
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#63 NewbieJr

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Posted 21 December 2009 - 07:29 AM

Who made those FFT interview videos. Was it Newbie?

I nominate whover made them.

Yes. It was me. But I win this thing almost every year (except for the year phillybear started the rumor that he was dying, thus gaining the 'Heath Ledger' votes).

I'd rather see some young up-n-comer get it.
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#64 Big_Pete

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Posted 21 December 2009 - 02:56 PM

you c0ckbags will never get another pic or vid out of me showing the hotties I bang. Your loss, or mine? probably both. I actually liked posting them.
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Go to your local bookstore. Check the self help aisle. If there is a cutie there, pounce, that is fish in a barrel easy.

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